Constance Lee Stroking

While high, John Stone and the other colonists order out for food.

Dime sack

John Stone starts selling his crop to other colonists in dime sacks.

Air lute

While high, John Stone plays the air lute.

Geniuses

John Stone thinks the other colonists are geniuses when they try to fire a gu...

3 day music festival

While high, John Stone only wants to go to a music festival instead of prepar...

Hack you sack

While high, John Stone invents a hacky sack.

Smoke it

John Stone tells the other colonists about a crop that you smoke that isn't t...

Grow it here

John Stone brings back marijuana, that he got form the Indians, to grow in hi...

Hey everybody

John Stone comes back from his journey and the settlers hope he has an answer...

My face is circumcised

Ira Wright assures George Simmons that he is not Jewish.

Pull out couch

Ira Wright jokes about having to sleep on a pull out couch.

Make this into a pipe

Dale Denton wants to try to make a smoking pipe with an Oscar.

Saul and Dale sing like Mamma Mia

Saul Silver and Dale Denton sing to the beat of Mamma Mia!

Better actor

Saul Silver confuses Robert Downey Jr. in Tropic Thunder with Barack Obama.

Have sex with Nazis

Saul Silver comments to Dale Denton what he looks for in a movie.

Monkey Bottle

mehhhhh

mehh

monkey

monkey

That's Not Going Get a Ride, Man

Dale breaks the bad news to Saul that his hilarious discovery will not help t...

Buzz it in Three Seconds Exactly

Dale and Saul try to coordinate getting into the building.

I'm In the Dumpster Already

Saul suggests an alternate course of action.

I'm Kind of Flabbergasted

Dale isn't really pleased with Saul's crazy theories.

Let's Get Out Of Here

Dale implores Saul to get out of there and what to take.