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Lloyd Christmas

Snake a chick from the pope

Snake a chick from the pope

00:10

Weiner in my ear

Weiner in my ear

00:10

Be conspicuous

Be conspicuous

00:16

Are two, D2

Are two, D2

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My two favorite flavors

My two favorite flavors

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Get that Polar Bear outta my yard

Get that Polar Bear outta my yard

00:14

What are you staring at you ugly monkey

What are you staring at you ugly monkey

00:56

Covered in poo

Covered in poo

00:03

Like a barrelful of monkeys

Like a barrelful of monkeys

00:06

Check out her delicates

Check out her delicates

00:20

Chicks are for fags

Chicks are for fags

00:01

Our own special bus

Our own special bus

00:14

I can't believe she's wearing that

I can't believe she's wearing that

00:06

Donkey Kong

Donkey Kong

00:03

My mouth is frozen

My mouth is frozen

00:09

I can't feel my face

I can't feel my face

00:12

Your mom is the tooth fairy

Your mom is the tooth fairy

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It's a treasure map

It's a treasure map

00:10

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