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You Can Read Minds?

You Can Read Minds?

00:17

Matilda tells Hansel and Derek that she became bulimic after she was made fun...

They're in the computer?

They're in the computer?

00:13

Hansel has no idea how computers work so he doesn't what "files" are. Matilda...

You haven't done it in a while

You haven't done it in a while

00:10

Matilda makes the mistake of telling Hansel and Derek that she hasn't had sex...

I thought you were gonna tell me what a bad eugoogolizer I am

I thought you were gonna tell me what a bad eugoogolizer I am

00:13

Derek keeps on making himself look like an idiot to Matilda when he keeps say...

I can't sleep with you, okay? My head is killing me

I can't sleep with you, okay? My head is killing me

00:18

Derek misunderstands why Matilda shows up at his door. She's there because he...

What, are you having a whack attack? I saw you this afternoon dumb dumb

What, are you having a whack attack? I saw you this afternoon dumb dumb

00:16

After being hypnotized by Mugatu, Derek ends up back at his apartment where h...

Thanks for the freak fest last night

Thanks for the freak fest last night

00:18

After a wild night full of sex with Derek, Hansel and company, Matilda wakes ...

So When Did You Know You Wanted to Be a Model?

So When Did You Know You Wanted to Be a Model?

00:15

Derek tells Matilda when he knew he wanted to be a male model.

It's the Cheryl Ladd collection, and I got it at J.C. Penney on sale

It's the Cheryl Ladd collection, and I got it at J.C. Penney on sale

00:08

Matilda stands over top of Katinka before she knocks her out and tells her wh...

You can't come barging into people's lofts wanting sex

You can't come barging into people's lofts wanting sex

00:12

Derek thinks that Matilda shows up at his place to have sex with him when she...

Be professionally good-looking

Be professionally good-looking

00:08

Derek tells Matilda how one day he discovered he was good looking and how he ...

Keep Pulling the Sweater, Eventually The Whole Thing Will Unravel

Keep Pulling the Sweater, Eventually The Whole Thing Will Unravel

00:12

J.P calls Matilda at work and tips her off to keep investigating Mugatu and s...

I know. I turned left!

I know. I turned left!

00:05

Derek saves the Prime Minister of Malaysia and doesn't even realize it becaus...

I thought you were gonna tell me what a bad eugoogolizer I am

I thought you were gonna tell me what a bad eugoogolizer I am

00:13

Matilda tries to catch up with Derek to talk to him after writing a bad artic...

 Well I guess the look I'm best known for is Blue Steel

Well I guess the look I'm best known for is Blue Steel

00:08

Derek tells Matilda the look he's best known for, Blue Steel.

Le Tigre's a Lot Softer. It's a Little Bit More of a Catalog Look

Le Tigre's a Lot Softer. It's a Little Bit More of a Catalog Look

00:07

Derek shows off his Le Tigre look which is exactly the same as Blue Steel.

Magnum? That's Intriguing Can I See That?

Magnum? That's Intriguing Can I See That?

00:08

Derek lets that he's working on a new look called Magnum slip to Matilda and ...

Why Do You Hate Models, Matilda?

Why Do You Hate Models, Matilda?

00:21

Derek, Hansel and Matilda have a heart to heart at Hansel's house while they ...

When I was in seventh grade, I was the fat kid in my class

When I was in seventh grade, I was the fat kid in my class

00:07

Matilda starts off her story as to why she hates models and Derek comments.

I became bulimic

I became bulimic

00:29

Matilda spills her heart to Hansel and Derek and they have no idea what bulim...

 So what? I throw up after lots of meals

So what? I throw up after lots of meals

00:23

Derek and Hansel laugh at Matilda when she tells them she used to be bulimic ...

The Guy Had to Miraculously Pull His Underwear Out of His Butt Just to Beat You

The Guy Had to Miraculously Pull His Underwear Out of His Butt Just to Beat You

00:04

Matilda tries to comfort Derek after he loses to Hansel in the walk-off.

Do you, like, service yourself ten times a day?

Do you, like, service yourself ten times a day?

00:20

Matilda makes the mistake of telling Hansel and Derek how long it's been sinc...

I'm Not An Ambi-turner

I'm Not An Ambi-turner

00:35

Derek tells Matilda a little secret about him that he can't turn left. He thi...