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my Ladee frickin dah
living in a van down by the river!
van down by the river
His Breath Would Fof Up The Glass
Oh, She's Probably a Lesbo Anway
Mr. Belvedere Is the Light of My Life
I Just Got to Limit My Pork
If You Love 'Em So Much, Why Don't You Marry 'Em?
Hibernol Lets You Sleep And Sleep
January 26, 1986, When The Bears Won The Super Bowl
I live in a van Down by the river
And Don't Leave Old Dried-Up Deodorant Cakes Under Their Arms
Which Shall Be Hoisting A Super Bowl Trophy
I Am El Nino! Spanish For The Nino!
The Purple Rose of Cairo. You Remember That?
I Just Got To Limit My Pork Intake to 400 Grams A Day
And I Spray My Hair 30 or 40 Time A Day
Mother Of Mercy, I Don't Speak Japanese!
Hey, Excuse Me, I Won
Oh, My God! You See That?!
Does Anybody Here Speak English?
See a game show, not be on a game show
My Wife Mary And I Are On Vacation
I Don't Understand. There's Been A Little Mistake
I'm Sorry I Don't Speak Japanese
El Nino is Spanish For The Nino!
I Am El Nino! All Other Storms Must Bow
I Am El Nino!
It's The War On The Shore!
This Summer, Atlantic City, The Taj Mahal!
I Showed You What These Guns Could Do In The Middle East
And I'll Tell You One More Thing, I Want Holyfield!
Those Iraqis Were Lucky I Had An Army
Mr. Huff, How Do You Feel About Hidden Camera? Angry
Colombian Decaffeinated Coffee Crystals. You Son Of A Bitch!
I Have a Weight Problem, Can't They Lift Me?
I'm Flying. Holy Snikies!
I'm Gonna Stack 'Em 10 High!
We're Gonna Do Jumping Jacks
Eat Their Own Dandruff
Powers That Be Will Keep Signing My Paycheck
I Don't Own a Toothbrush Or Let My Scabs Heal
I Lack Style. I have No Charisma Or Self-Esteem
I'm Not Hygienic, I Don't Wipe Properly
I Guess I Don't Fall in Line
I'm Not A Heartbreaker. I Haven't Had Sex With A Woman
I Don't Wear Clothes That Fit Me
I'm Not Camera-Friendly
I Don't Wipe Properly! I Don't Own A Toothbrush!
That's Right, Bennett Brauer Here With Another Commentary
Remember When I Was Talking To You About The Terminator?
One Of The Greatest Rock Legend
Well, That's It for This Week's Show
The Love You Take Is Equal To The Love You Make
Love You Take Is Equal To The Love You Make
I Think We've Got Time For More More Question
You Remember, Um Beatlemania?
Thought That You Were Dead, That Was A Hoax Right?
Well, W-Was That Your Idea?
Remember He Had To Cross Broken Glass Without Shoes On
Oh, Yeah, Demi Moore. She's Married To Bruce Willis Right?
That Won Some Awards, What An Idiot!
Remember When You Came Down Off The Screen
That Was Awesome
Melanie Griffith Had You Handcuffed To The Bed
God, I Hate Doing This Part I Never Know What To Say
Tonight, Um, My Host Is Jeff Daniels
I'm Chris Farley And This Is The Chris Farley Show
That Makes A Baker's Dozen
Heart Attack. Almost Over, Done. Done
No Problem, Just Having A Heart Attack
Coach Ditka Versus A Hurricane. Who Woud Win?
I've Got A Polish Sausage Lodged In My Heart
That Was Me
A Team That Is Known As Da Bears
And With Me, as Always, Are The Super Fans
Lay Off Me! I'm Starving!
I Thought You Were Trying To Lose Weight
God, I Love These Fries
Ravioli? Holy Cannoli!
Now That I Got It I Just Can't Deal With It
We're Gonna Go With Adrian
I'm Sick and Tired of Living In A Van Down By The River
We're Gonna Have to Clean That Up Later
Old Matt's Gonna Be Your Shadow
I'm Gonna Bunk With You. We're Going To Be Buddies
How Can We Get Back On The Right Track?
When You're Living In A Van Down By The River
I Want To Live In A Van By The River
Your Going to Be Doing A Lot Of Doobie Rollin'
I Wish You Could Just Shut Your Big Yapper!
Ellen And I Have Encouraged Brian In His Writing
Is That Bill Shakespeare Over There?
What Do You Want To Do With Your Life? I Want To Be A Writer
Eating Government Cheese and Living In A Van Down By The River
Eating A Steady Diet Of Government Cheese
Your Not Going To Amount To Jack Squat!
You're prbably gonna find out
Wrap It Around And Put It In My Pocket
Get The World By The Tail And Put It In My Pocket
I'm 35 Years Old and I Am Divorced
My Name Is Matt Foley And I Am A Motivational Speaker
All Right, How's Everybody?
We Can All Say, Live From New York, It's Saturday Night!
Andrew Guiliani Hand Farts at the Podium
Oh, Yeah! I Love My Mayor
My Dad's Mayor
I Think Most Of Them Are Lesbos
How Do You Like Them Apples
There's More of Me To Love
Loddie Freakin Da
Well La Dee Frickin Da!
DOWN BY THE RIVER!
Van by river
Well that's no problemo...
Shut your damn cakehole
Livin' in a van down by the river
Van down by the river
Lay off me I'm starving
SNL got worse
Why don't you marry em
City Steak House
Dubie rollin in a van down by the river
Loddie freakin da
Not gonna get liquored up
Not Going to Amount to Jack Squat
My Name is Matt Foley
Shut your cake hole
I could've had my nose bit off
What is the hold up
In a van down by the river
That's gonna leave a mark
My thing got stuck in my zipper and I got piss all over my pants
Van by the river
Bunk with Buddy