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You Shut Your Mouth When You're Talkin' to Me!

I Don't Have Custody of the Kids

That Takes Us to Frequent Flyer Miles

I Earned Those Miles!

She's a Stripper for God's Sake!

You Shut Your Mouth When You're Talkin' to Me!

I Love Crab Cakes!

Who Gives a Shit?

Rubbin' Up Against Each Other

Guys, the Real Enemy Here Is the Institution of Marriage

Maybe Go Out and Meet Some Latin Guy That Can Dance

Don't You Want to Get Inside Chastity

Get Out There and Get Some Strange Ass

I'm Sure You'd Love to Be Free

Could You Two Just Not Talk Anymore?

I sleep over at John's house every year for his birthday

Okay, That's Not Creepy

I've Got the Perfect Girl for You

I'm Not Really Interested Should I Play Like I'm Interested?

Do You Do Like the Ass Out Hug?

It's Wedding Season Kid!

You Know, I Saw You at the Wedding

I think that's Sid's kid Leonard the diabetic

Who Is That? That's Luigi and Gina's

Oh That's Mae Lin's Adopted Son Benny the Veterinarian

The French Foreign Legion?

Tattoo on the lower back Might as well be a bull's eye

You Know How They Say We Only Use 10 of Our Brains?

I Feel So Tiny in Your Arms

I'm Sorry Sarah

Would You Say You're Completely Full of Shit or Just 50%?

Phenomenal Finger Food

Oh, Please Don't Take a Turn to Negative Town

Okay, What's Our Back Story?

I'd Like to Be Pimps From Oakland

No Don't Waste Your Time on Girls With Hats

Look John I'm Sorry I'm Not Sorry I'm A Cocksman

How Many Times Are You Gonna Do This Shit?

Hello Red

Hey Aunt Liz Sends Her Best She Couldn't Make It

Hello, Red

And now I pronounce you husband and wife

If You See Any Crab Cakes, Get Your Hands on Some

She Thinks You're Deaf

God You're a Sick Man

It's All Deadly

Make Me a Bicycle Clown!

I Want a Bicycle

All Right, Will You Save Me a Dance for Later?

So How Long Have You and the Secretary Been Married?

I just wanted to tell you how much I enjoyed your position paper on...

Death You Are My Bitch Lover!

Do You Know What That Awareness Is, Gloria?

He thinks Moby Dick is a venereal disease

You Are a Big Hit at This Wedding

True love is your soul's recognition of its counterpoint in another

So You Gonna Give a Toast?

Okay, Go Walk the Plank

And So After My Ninth Stint in Rehab

Someone Once Told Me That True Love

I always knew my first time would be on a beach

Jeremy, We're Gonna Be So Happy Together

Feed me to the lions? Step on my head when I am drowning

That Was My First Asian!

You Better Lock It Up

He's Threatened by the Way I Dance

You and I Both Know I'm a Phenomenal Dancer

She's Like a Kid at Toys R Us

If You Want to Hang Out

Are You Ready? Are You Ready for Some Football?

You Should've Played In Your Underwear

Oh My God Don't Ever Leave Me I'd Find You

I Don't Even Wear a Belt Beltless

You Know, She's Not Just Another Notch on the Old Belt

So Is It Just About the Money?

It Feels So Good When He Jokes

My Gosh FDR Was a Wonderful President

He's a Homo

Actually Todd Is an Amazing Painter

Oh for God Sakes William Put Mommy to Bed Already

I'll Be in My Room Painting Homo Things

I Just Had My Tits Done

Those Seem Like Lovely Tits

Mom Make You Feel Her Tits?

Claire's Mom Just Made Me Grab Her Hooters

What Is Wrong With You?

You Banging the Daughter and the Grandma?

My head's buried in a toilet What do you think?

What the Fuck Is Going On?

I Am Not Being Adventurous Enough for You

We Had a Moment at the Dinner Table Didn't We?

I Made You a Painting

Let's Play Tummy Sticks!

I Felt Like Jodie Foster In "The Accused" Last Night

I Don't Give a Baker's Fuck!

I'm Gonna Go Home, See Dr. Finkelstein

Never Leave a Fellow Crasher Behind

A Friend in Need Is a Pest

Can I Tell You Something Without You Getting Angry?

Oh Just Swinging the Jib Here for Your Dad

Mr Environmental Is Also a Hunter

Have You Even Shot One of These Things Before?

Oh Don't Okay Buddy Me

And I Don't Mean to Pry

Well However It Works Out

Can I Ask You a Question Father?

You Pray

She's Fit for a Straitjacket

You're a Really Enlightened Cat

She Hasn't Returned Your Phone Calls

You're an Idiot

Never Walk Away on a Crasher in a Funny Jacket

Hey, John, It's Jeremy

Gloria I've Been Doing a Lot of Soul Searching Lately

Don't You Think That's Really Soon?

When You Know What You Want, You Know What You Want

Claire Bear

Listen I'm Getting Married

I'm reading don't kill myself books

Would Mean a Lot to Me if You Came

Pick Up Your Fucking Skateboard!

What the Fuck Do You Want?

I Almost Numbchucked You, You Don't Even Realize

So How's My Protegé?

Hey Mom! The Meatloaf!

I Never Know What She's Doing Back There

Dude died in a hang gliding accident! What an idiot!

Grief is nature's most powerful aphrodisiac

He's the Best Man

I'm Sorry I'm Late

Claire, Will You Wait Just a Second?

I Can't Marry You

Get Your Fucking Ass on That Altar Right Now!

Share That With the Dalai Lama, Jackass

We're a Folk Singing Group

Why Don't You Tell Her John?

I told you that in confidence That was a confession!

And Do You Maybe Feel the Same Way?

You Can't Marry This Guy

Janice, I Apologize to You if I Don't Seem Real Eager

You Wanna Know What the Kicker Is, Father?

I Think I Might Get Vulnerable Again

Bobby O'Shea I'm ready to get drunk

John! Red Seven!

I Didn't Get a Lot of Sleep Last Night

I Think We've Got a Crier

And Now for Our Next Reading

Like White on Rice

You Know I'm Upset

Okay, So What Angle You Gonna Play Here?

There's Something Not Right About These Guys

What's This, Uh, Company Called?

It's Crap!

Congratulations, Young Man!

You Don't Treat Cake Like That

Love Doesn't Exist!

That Glass Looks Half Full to Me

I Can't Take This Fucking Shit Anymore!

Ma, the Meatloaf! Fuck!

It Wouldn't Kill You to Play Some Competitive Sports

I Don't Have Any Bodily Fluids Left in Me

I've got a stage fiver clinger

Grab That Net and Catch That Beautiful Butterfly, Pal!

Jeremy Tried to Seduce Me!

I Crashed a Funeral Earlier

Just a Couple of Kids

He Lived With His Mother Till He Was 40

I hope you flip your bike over and knock your two front teeth out

Watch Me Take This on Down the Road

Everything Okay in Here? I Thought I Heard Something

I Think He's on Steroids

Crab Cakes and Football

These Bacon Wrapped Scallops Phenomenal

Now Bunch Those Panties Up Into a Little Ball

That's It, Go Comatose for Me, Baby

I'll make it rain out here

Anyway Once Claire and Sack Tie the Knot

Your Brother He's Down Again

What Are You Doing? It's a Game of Touch

What Are You Gonna Do for an Encore? Walk on Water?

Buddy, for Your Own Good, You Gotta Let This Thing Go

I'm Not Perfect

Does Anyone Know What This Here Is Used For?

He Can Have the Miles

You're Not That Young

You're Not Getting Enough Attention?

Look, I Knew I Was Never Gonna Be a Professional Bullfighter

Oh, So You're Hiding, I See

And Perhaps Play a Little Game Called Just the Tip

The Proper Girl in the Hat Just Eye Fucked the Shit Outta Me

He's a Homo

I hunt quail Jeremy They're overpopulated in this region

But Let's Go Kill Some Birds. I'm Psyched

Not Nearly as Much as I Do With the, Uh, Attire That You Have On

I Never Know What She's Doing Back There

Ma, the Meatloaf! Fuck!

Are They Built for Speed or for Comfort? What You Do With 'Em? Moto...

You Play the Motorboat? Ppppt!

You Motorboating Son of a Bitch. You Old Sailor, You!

Like White on Rice

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