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You Shut Your Mouth When You're Talkin' to Me!
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I Don't Have Custody of the Kids
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That Takes Us to Frequent Flyer Miles
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I Earned Those Miles!
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She's a Stripper for God's Sake!
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You Shut Your Mouth When You're Talkin' to Me!
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I Love Crab Cakes!
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Who Gives a Shit?
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Rubbin' Up Against Each Other
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Guys, the Real Enemy Here Is the Institution of Marriage
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Maybe Go Out and Meet Some Latin Guy That Can Dance
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Don't You Want to Get Inside Chastity
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Get Out There and Get Some Strange Ass
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I'm Sure You'd Love to Be Free
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Could You Two Just Not Talk Anymore?
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I sleep over at John's house every year for his birthday
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Okay, That's Not Creepy
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I've Got the Perfect Girl for You
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I'm Not Really Interested Should I Play Like I'm Interested?
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Do You Do Like the Ass Out Hug?
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It's Wedding Season Kid!
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You Know, I Saw You at the Wedding
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I think that's Sid's kid Leonard the diabetic
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Who Is That? That's Luigi and Gina's
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Oh That's Mae Lin's Adopted Son Benny the Veterinarian
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The French Foreign Legion?
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Tattoo on the lower back Might as well be a bull's eye
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You Know How They Say We Only Use 10 of Our Brains?
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I Feel So Tiny in Your Arms
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I'm Sorry Sarah
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Would You Say You're Completely Full of Shit or Just 50%?
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Phenomenal Finger Food
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Oh, Please Don't Take a Turn to Negative Town
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Okay, What's Our Back Story?
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I'd Like to Be Pimps From Oakland
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No Don't Waste Your Time on Girls With Hats
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Look John I'm Sorry I'm Not Sorry I'm A Cocksman
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I'm a Cocksman
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How Many Times Are You Gonna Do This Shit?
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Hello Red
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Hey Aunt Liz Sends Her Best She Couldn't Make It
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Hello, Red
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And now I pronounce you husband and wife
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If You See Any Crab Cakes, Get Your Hands on Some
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She Thinks You're Deaf
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God You're a Sick Man
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It's All Deadly
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Make Me a Bicycle Clown!
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I Want a Bicycle
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All Right, Will You Save Me a Dance for Later?
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Hi You're Good
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So How Long Have You and the Secretary Been Married?
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I just wanted to tell you how much I enjoyed your position paper on...
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Death You Are My Bitch Lover!
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Do You Know What That Awareness Is, Gloria?
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He thinks Moby Dick is a venereal disease
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You Are a Big Hit at This Wedding
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True love is your soul's recognition of its counterpoint in another
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So You Gonna Give a Toast?
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Okay, Go Walk the Plank
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And So After My Ninth Stint in Rehab
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Someone Once Told Me That True Love
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I always knew my first time would be on a beach
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Jeremy, We're Gonna Be So Happy Together
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Feed me to the lions? Step on my head when I am drowning
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That Was My First Asian!
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You Better Lock It Up
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He's Threatened by the Way I Dance
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You and I Both Know I'm a Phenomenal Dancer
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She's Like a Kid at Toys R Us
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If You Want to Hang Out
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Are You Ready? Are You Ready for Some Football?
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You Should've Played In Your Underwear
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Oh My God Don't Ever Leave Me I'd Find You
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I Don't Even Wear a Belt Beltless
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You Know, She's Not Just Another Notch on the Old Belt
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So Is It Just About the Money?
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It Feels So Good When He Jokes
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My Gosh FDR Was a Wonderful President
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He's a Homo
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Actually Todd Is an Amazing Painter
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Oh for God Sakes William Put Mommy to Bed Already
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I'll Be in My Room Painting Homo Things
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I Just Had My Tits Done
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Those Seem Like Lovely Tits
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Mom Make You Feel Her Tits?
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Claire's Mom Just Made Me Grab Her Hooters
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What Is Wrong With You?
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You Banging the Daughter and the Grandma?
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My head's buried in a toilet What do you think?
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What the Fuck Is Going On?
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I Am Not Being Adventurous Enough for You
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We Had a Moment at the Dinner Table Didn't We?
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I Made You a Painting
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Let's Play Tummy Sticks!
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I Felt Like Jodie Foster In "The Accused" Last Night
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I Don't Give a Baker's Fuck!
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I'm Gonna Go Home, See Dr. Finkelstein
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Never Leave a Fellow Crasher Behind
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A Friend in Need Is a Pest
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Can I Tell You Something Without You Getting Angry?
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Oh Just Swinging the Jib Here for Your Dad
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Mr Environmental Is Also a Hunter
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Have You Even Shot One of These Things Before?
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Oh Don't Okay Buddy Me
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And I Don't Mean to Pry
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Well However It Works Out
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Can I Ask You a Question Father?
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You Pray
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She's Fit for a Straitjacket
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You're a Really Enlightened Cat
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She Hasn't Returned Your Phone Calls
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You're an Idiot
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Never Walk Away on a Crasher in a Funny Jacket
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Hey, John, It's Jeremy
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Gloria I've Been Doing a Lot of Soul Searching Lately
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Don't You Think That's Really Soon?
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When You Know What You Want, You Know What You Want
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Claire Bear
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Listen I'm Getting Married
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I'm reading don't kill myself books
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Would Mean a Lot to Me if You Came
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Pick Up Your Fucking Skateboard!
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What the Fuck Do You Want?
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I Almost Numbchucked You, You Don't Even Realize
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So How's My Protegé?
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Hey Mom! The Meatloaf!
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I Never Know What She's Doing Back There
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Dude died in a hang gliding accident! What an idiot!
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Grief is nature's most powerful aphrodisiac
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He's the Best Man
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I'm Sorry I'm Late
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Claire, Will You Wait Just a Second?
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I Can't Marry You
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Get Your Fucking Ass on That Altar Right Now!
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Share That With the Dalai Lama, Jackass
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We're a Folk Singing Group
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Is That True?
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Why Don't You Tell Her John?
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I told you that in confidence That was a confession!
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And Do You Maybe Feel the Same Way?
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You Can't Marry This Guy
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Janice, I Apologize to You if I Don't Seem Real Eager
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You Wanna Know What the Kicker Is, Father?
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I Think I Might Get Vulnerable Again
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Bobby O'Shea I'm ready to get drunk
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John! Red Seven!
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I Didn't Get a Lot of Sleep Last Night
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I Think We've Got a Crier
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And Now for Our Next Reading
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Like White on Rice
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You Know I'm Upset
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Okay, So What Angle You Gonna Play Here?
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There's Something Not Right About These Guys
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What's This, Uh, Company Called?
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It's Crap!
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Congratulations, Young Man!
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You Don't Treat Cake Like That
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Love Doesn't Exist!
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That Glass Looks Half Full to Me
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I Can't Take This Fucking Shit Anymore!
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Ma, the Meatloaf! Fuck!
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It Wouldn't Kill You to Play Some Competitive Sports
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I Don't Have Any Bodily Fluids Left in Me
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I've got a stage fiver clinger
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Grab That Net and Catch That Beautiful Butterfly, Pal!
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Jeremy Tried to Seduce Me!
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I Crashed a Funeral Earlier
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Just a Couple of Kids
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He Lived With His Mother Till He Was 40
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I hope you flip your bike over and knock your two front teeth out
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Watch Me Take This on Down the Road
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Everything Okay in Here? I Thought I Heard Something
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I Think He's on Steroids
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Crab Cakes and Football
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These Bacon Wrapped Scallops Phenomenal
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Now Bunch Those Panties Up Into a Little Ball
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That's It, Go Comatose for Me, Baby
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I'll make it rain out here
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Anyway Once Claire and Sack Tie the Knot
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Your Brother He's Down Again
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What Are You Doing? It's a Game of Touch
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What Are You Gonna Do for an Encore? Walk on Water?
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Buddy, for Your Own Good, You Gotta Let This Thing Go
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I'm Not Perfect
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Does Anyone Know What This Here Is Used For?
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He Can Have the Miles
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You're Not That Young
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You're Not Getting Enough Attention?
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Look, I Knew I Was Never Gonna Be a Professional Bullfighter
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Oh, So You're Hiding, I See
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And Perhaps Play a Little Game Called Just the Tip
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The Proper Girl in the Hat Just Eye Fucked the Shit Outta Me
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He's a Homo
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I hunt quail Jeremy They're overpopulated in this region
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But Let's Go Kill Some Birds. I'm Psyched
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Not Nearly as Much as I Do With the, Uh, Attire That You Have On
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I Never Know What She's Doing Back There
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Ma, the Meatloaf! Fuck!
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Are They Built for Speed or for Comfort? What You Do With 'Em? Moto...
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You Play the Motorboat? Ppppt!
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You Motorboating Son of a Bitch. You Old Sailor, You!
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Like White on Rice
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