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Now I know why they call it the nut cracker

Now I know why they call it the nut cracker

00:04

Big Momma/Malcolm falls down with a guy on top of him and makes a comment.

La la la, you're a difficult child

La la la, you're a difficult child

00:14

Malcolm/Big Momma tells Trent/Charmaine he needs to start sounding like a gir...

Just in time for figure day

Just in time for figure day

00:11

Malcolm is dressed as Big Momma and is posing nude for Trent's class.

I'm the new house mother, big momma

I'm the new house mother, big momma

00:04

Big Momma announces that she's the house mother.

I'm not even wearing a clean pair of granny panties

I'm not even wearing a clean pair of granny panties

00:04

Big Momma makes a joke that she's not wearing underwear.

I got your green, oh hell no

I got your green, oh hell no

00:08

Big Momma/Malcolm plays twister with a guy and he has to put his hand under t...

How you gonna hide a swag as big as this

How you gonna hide a swag as big as this

Malcolm tells Trent that he's gonna help hide him from the bad guys.

skittles5

skittles5

00:11

Mike and Marcus hold up a store for bubbalicious and skittles after the owner...

skitles 4

skitles 4

00:12

Mike and Marcus hold up a store for bubbalicious and skittles after the owner...

skittles3

skittles3

00:12

Mike and Marcus hold up a store for bubbalicious and skittles after the owner...

Skittles2

Skittles2

00:13

Mike and Marcus hold up a store for bubbalicious and skittles after the owner...

im fucked

im fucked

00:03

Mike and Marcus hold up a store for bubbalicious and skittles after the owner...

All Steroids No Carbs

All Steroids No Carbs

00:03

Roscoe comments on Otis's kids.

What side of the family is he on?

What side of the family is he on?

00:02

Ryan wants to know what side of the family a midget is from.

On the down low

On the down low

00:16

Aaron and Ryan find out their dad was having a relationship with a man.

She's in 12th grade

She's in 12th grade

00:09

Ryan will hit on anything if given the chance.

negros

negros

00:02

Marcus moves in and goes to visit his neighbor, Mike, who cracks a joke about...

You got a woody don't cha

You got a woody don't cha

00:04

Reggie asks Roscoe if he has a woody cause he was just talking with Lucinda.

The black Paris Hilton gone sissified you off the pig

The black Paris Hilton gone sissified you off the pig

00:16

Otis and Reggie make fun of Roscoe for not eating the pork ribs.

Trouble reachin an orgasm

Trouble reachin an orgasm

00:10

Betty asks Roscoe why she can't have an orgasm with a guy.

This is my country neck bone eatin brother

This is my country neck bone eatin brother

00:09

Roscoe introduces Bianca and Otis.

The boy can con Jesus

The boy can con Jesus

00:04

Roscoe tells Bianca to make sure she has her stuff cause Reggie will steal it.

That's just a stage name

That's just a stage name

00:05

Papa Jenkins rips on Roscoe for being a fake doctor.

Wear some deodorant

Wear some deodorant

00:05

Roscoe tells Otis to put on some deodorant.