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Celia Hodes

Celia Hodes is a fictional character in Showtime's comedy/drama series, Weeds. She is one of several main characters, and can be considered the antagonist. Celia is the mother of two girls, Isabelle and Quinn. For some time, she was a member of the city council in the fictional community of Agrestic, California, near Los Angeles. Celia has tense relationships with many of the characters on Weeds, including Nancy Botwin, whom she attempts to...

Here's My Phone Number. Call Me

Here's My Phone Number. Call Me

00:08

Celia likes the firefighter who just pulled up and was giving her shit.

I'd Sooner Lose A Leg Than Suck Your Dick Again

I'd Sooner Lose A Leg Than Suck Your Dick Again

00:03

Celia firmly grabs Doug by the junk and has no interest in sex.

I Need A Slimy, Crooked Accountant With No Scruples

I Need A Slimy, Crooked Accountant With No Scruples

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Celia is at Doug's office because she needs help getting her money clean.

I'm Your Landlord. No Incentive To Rent To You

I'm Your Landlord. No Incentive To Rent To You

00:10

Celia wants to know from Heylia how to launder drug money.

I Need To Know What You Do With All Of Your Drug Money

I Need To Know What You Do With All Of Your Drug Money

00:08

Celia needs a way to launder her money to make it legitimate.

No, I'm Not Good With Animals. Men And Animals

No, I'm Not Good With Animals. Men And Animals

00:06

Celia and Heylia are actually getting along while they take a smoke break.

I Think I'm Doomed To Be Alone

I Think I'm Doomed To Be Alone

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Heylia and Celia are in similar situations except that Heylia has excepted he...

You Got A Boyfriend, Heylia?

You Got A Boyfriend, Heylia?

00:08

Celia has a lot of faith in men right now as she lights up a cigarette with H...

Vodka And Cigarettes, Only Thing That Works For Me

Vodka And Cigarettes, Only Thing That Works For Me

00:04

Celia is talking to Heylia while they plant bushes.

What? I'm Part Viking. I Miss My Ice Floe

What? I'm Part Viking. I Miss My Ice Floe

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Celia is already tired and hot from the little bit of planting she's done.

These Hands Went To College. They Are Not Farm Hands

These Hands Went To College. They Are Not Farm Hands

00:07

Celia does not like getting dirty while planting rosemary and lavender.

Everyone Gets to Have Fun Except Me

Everyone Gets to Have Fun Except Me

00:06

Celia is fired up from smashing Sullivan's office and now she's on a high and...

I Want To Be Part Of The Team, One Of The Cool Kids

I Want To Be Part Of The Team, One Of The Cool Kids

00:04

Celia comes to the temporary grow house and is fired up after smashing Sulliv...

You Know, I Hope For Nancy's Sake That You Used A Condom

You Know, I Hope For Nancy's Sake That You Used A Condom

00:08

Celia comes into Sullivan's office with a baseball bat starts smashing things...

I Have No Money

I Have No Money

00:04

Celia is talking to the hospital that took care of Dean and they are trying t...

You Are A Fucking Sociopath

You Are A Fucking Sociopath

00:05

Celia gets off the counter after Nancy held a knife to her throat.

And You Will Start Paying For The Many, Many Sins Against Me

And You Will Start Paying For The Many, Many Sins Against Me

00:08

Celia is blackmailing Nancy for cash but she did it on the wrong day because ...

Playing By The Rules Has Gotten Me Nowhere But Fucked

Playing By The Rules Has Gotten Me Nowhere But Fucked

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Celia is threatening to report Nancy to the police so now she is blackmailing...

You Mean Slut. Cunt, Whore, Bitch

You Mean Slut. Cunt, Whore, Bitch

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Celia is drunk at Nancy's and she is pissed because she caught Nancy having s...

I've Never Been Able To Come Vaginally

I've Never Been Able To Come Vaginally

00:04

Celia caught Nancy having sex with Sullivan Groff and she is pissed at her fo...

Douglas, We Need To Have A Word

Douglas, We Need To Have A Word

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Celia walks up to Doug after the Majeastic city council meeting where Doug ye...

Up Until This Point, I Have Avoided Your Nuts

Up Until This Point, I Have Avoided Your Nuts

00:17

Celia wants to know what Aguatecture is all about and so she ties Dean up and...

I Don't Vomit From Drinking

I Don't Vomit From Drinking

00:08

Celia is wasted and is not very happy with her situation with family, money a...

Oh, No. All The Poor Drink

Oh, No. All The Poor Drink

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Celia went to Heylia's growhouse this morning that has the Aguatecture store ...