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Celia Hodes

Celia Hodes is a fictional character in Showtime's comedy/drama series, Weeds. She is one of several main characters, and can be considered the antagonist. Celia is the mother of two girls, Isabelle and Quinn. For some time, she was a member of the city council in the fictional community of Agrestic, California, near Los Angeles. Celia has tense relationships with many of the characters on Weeds, including Nancy Botwin, whom she attempts to...

This Isn't All Some Scheme

This Isn't All Some Scheme

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Doug and Celia can't help but be skeptical of each other but while Doug's ins...

I Have Condoms In My Desk. Fuck The Condoms

I Have Condoms In My Desk. Fuck The Condoms

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Whoa! Out of nowhere Doug and Celia are now screwing each other. They couldn'...

I Never Realized There Was Such A Method To Your Madness

I Never Realized There Was Such A Method To Your Madness

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Celia is surprised to learn how good Doug was at being on the city council.

He Bought Them From The Town And Rents Them Back To Us

He Bought Them From The Town And Rents Them Back To Us

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Doug and Celia have found some common ground and they are talking about the c...

They Hate Me! They Hate Me!

They Hate Me! They Hate Me!

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Celia is really upset after the city council meeting where Doug made her look...

Could You Stop With The Fucking Spotlight?

Could You Stop With The Fucking Spotlight?

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There is a spotlight on Celia's face because the city council meeting is on T...

What About Our Rights to Privacy?

What About Our Rights to Privacy?

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Celia is at the elementary school giving an anti-drugs campaign speech when S...

People Behave Better When They Know They're Being Watched

People Behave Better When They Know They're Being Watched

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Celia is talking to the kids at the elementary school when Shane raises his h...

I Will Be Installing Surveillance Cameras

I Will Be Installing Surveillance Cameras

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Celia unveils her drug-free policy to the elementary school.

All Of Agrestic Will Become A Drug-Free Zone

All Of Agrestic Will Become A Drug-Free Zone

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Celia is lecturing students at the elementary school and they're not as excit...

Wearing 500 Bucks Worth Of Human Hair Extensions From India

Wearing 500 Bucks Worth Of Human Hair Extensions From India

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Celia is with Dean at their home and Dean was wondering what she did to her h...

Wanna Have Sex?

Wanna Have Sex?

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Celia is in bed with Dean while he does a crossword puzzle and ignores her.

That Idiot's Going To Win

That Idiot's Going To Win

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Celia is lying in bed with Dean and she is thinking about the election in the...

I Am Making Agrestic A Drug-Free Zone

I Am Making Agrestic A Drug-Free Zone

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Celia is lying in bed with Dean when she informs him that clearing drugs from...

You're Going To Have To Stop Smoking Pot

You're Going To Have To Stop Smoking Pot

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Celia is talking to Dean about his pot smoking because bow she is a councilwo...

I Won. I Fucking Won

I Won. I Fucking Won

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Celia beat Doug in the election for city council by playing a dirty trick and...

I'll Keep My Concession Speech Short, Fuck You

I'll Keep My Concession Speech Short, Fuck You

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Celia and Doug are talking to each other after she won the election for city ...

It Came Down To Three Lousy Votes

It Came Down To Three Lousy Votes

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Celia is pissed off because she lost to Doug in the election for city council.

Orion's belt

Orion's belt

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Celia and Dean are lying in bed while Dean does a crossword puzzle and ignore...

I Was Like Hitler In Munich

I Was Like Hitler In Munich

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Celia and Dean are lying in bed and she is getting nervous about the election...

I Love Show Business

I Love Show Business

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Celia is causing problems at the photo shoot with the director while Isabelle...

Why Is It That All You Gay Men Hate Women So Much?

Why Is It That All You Gay Men Hate Women So Much?

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Celia is talking to the director of the photo shoot that Isabelle will be mod...

Who Gives An 11-Year-Old Blow-Job Lips?

Who Gives An 11-Year-Old Blow-Job Lips?

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Celia is critiquing the make-up stylist who worked on Isabelle for her photo ...

If You Add A Little Volume To The Hair, She Won't Look Like A Pinhead

If You Add A Little Volume To The Hair, She Won't Look Like A Pinhead

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Celia is at Isabelle's photo shoot for the fat kids clothing line.