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Steve Buscemi

Steven Vincent "Steve" Buscemi (pronounced /bu??s?mi/, boo-SEM-ee by the actor himself, but often /bu????mi/, boo-SHEM-ee by others; born December 13, 1957) is an American actor, writer and film director. Steve Buscemi was born in Brooklyn, New York, the son of Dorothy, who worked as a hostess at Howard Johnson's, and John Buscemi, a sanitation worker and Korean War veteran. Buscemi's father was Sicilian American and his mother Irish American....

You Know What They Make?

You Know What They Make?

00:09

Mr. Pink won't throw in a dollar to tip the waitress, the guys ride him for it.

So Who's the Rat This Time-- Mr. Blue? Mr. Brown? Joe?

So Who's the Rat This Time-- Mr. Blue? Mr. Brown? Joe?

00:18

Mr. White and Mr. Pink argue over whether Joe could have been the rat.

I'm Very Sorry the Government Taxes Their Tips

I'm Very Sorry the Government Taxes Their Tips

00:03

Mr. Pink suggests that waitresses should learn to type and get a better job.

He's Always Been the Dependable One

He's Always Been the Dependable One

00:06

Dave Veltri is on stage, drunk, complaining about his life to his family at h...

The Fuck Was I Talking About?

The Fuck Was I Talking About?

00:08

Mr. Pink recaps Mr. Brown's take on "Like a Virgin" by Madonna.

That's How I Know We Were Set Up

That's How I Know We Were Set Up

00:09

Mr. Pink explains to Mr. White why he suspects they were set-up.

Don't tell me your fucking name! I don't want to know it

Don't tell me your fucking name! I don't want to know it

00:11

White and Pink begin to recant the events. They have two different versions o...

Words, "Too Fucking Busy" Shouldn't be in a Waitresses Vocabulary.

Words, "Too Fucking Busy" Shouldn't be in a Waitresses Vocabulary.

00:06

Mr. Pink swats down another question about tipping.

What's special? Take you in the back and suck your dick?

What's special? Take you in the back and suck your dick?

00:09

Mr. Blue gets on Mr. Pink for refusing to tip the waitress.

You Like Being a Fucking Hero?

You Like Being a Fucking Hero?

00:01

Mr. Pink wonders if the tied-up police officer enjoys being a hero.

It Would Appear That Waitresses are One of the Many Groups

It Would Appear That Waitresses are One of the Many Groups

00:05

Mr. Pink suggests that waitresses should learn to type and get a better job.

Why Can't You Be More Like Your Brother?

Why Can't You Be More Like Your Brother?

00:03

Dave drunkenly mocks his father's advice from the stage.

Wait Wait Wait. Don't Tell Me Your Fucking Name

Wait Wait Wait. Don't Tell Me Your Fucking Name

00:11

Mr. Pink and Mr. White argue over whether to continue using their fake names.

As Dead as Dillinger

As Dead as Dillinger

00:03

Mr. Pink is surprised to learn that Blue is dead.

 It's the world's smallest violin playing just for the waitresses

It's the world's smallest violin playing just for the waitresses

00:05

Pink is rubbing his thumb and forefinger together.

For All I Know, You're the Rat

For All I Know, You're the Rat

00:06

Mr. White and Mr. Pink trade barbs about who the rat is.

What I Won't do is Play Ball

What I Won't do is Play Ball

00:13

Mr. Pink suggests that waitresses should learn to type and get a better job.

His Name Is Lebowski? That's Your Name, Dude

His Name Is Lebowski? That's Your Name, Dude

00:02

Donny finally realizes The Dude and the millionaire Jeffrey Lebowski share th...

Harold Would Never Beat Up His Landlord

Harold Would Never Beat Up His Landlord

00:02

Dave can't help but make a depressing comparison to his brother while he is d...

I Tagged a Couple of Cops

I Tagged a Couple of Cops

00:10

Pink tells White how he got away.

I Wasn't Lucky Enough to have a Job Society Deemed Tip-Worthy.

I Wasn't Lucky Enough to have a Job Society Deemed Tip-Worthy.

00:09

Mr. Pink opens up about a time when he made minimum wage and didn't receive t...

Look, You Two Assholes, Calm the Fuck Down

Look, You Two Assholes, Calm the Fuck Down

00:12

Mr. Pink breaks up the fight between Mr. Blonde and Mr. White.

Why Am I Mr. Pink?

Why Am I Mr. Pink?

00:04

Mr. Pink questions his name and doesn't like the answer.