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You Have To Change My Diaper So I Don't Get A Rash
You're Enjoying This, Aren't You? Seeing Me Miserable
Celia, If I Get A Rash, It Could Get Infected
Why's The Black Guy Wearing A Pirate's Hat?
This Is My Lawyer, Dean Hodes
She's Right, You Know. She's Not A Fish
Hey, Can We Make Hot Fudge Sundaes?
Was That A Great Party Or What?
We Took Too Many Drugs
I'm a grower, not a shower
I Happen To Be Hung Like A Beer Can
I Only Wish I'd Fucked Your Wife Before I Told Her You Cheated
Then What Were You Doing Inside My Wife?
Mom is Voldemort
It's Official. You've Lost Your Mind
Did You Sleep In The Guest Room?
You Want To Take Isabelle's Hard-Earned Dollars
I'm Putting My Big Foot Down on Drugs!
I've Got Pot. Amazing Pot
Now It Is Time For Some Serious Soul Searching
Your Wife's A Cheating Whore
I Was Like Hitler In Munich
Kill All The Lawyers
Doug, You Think It's The Circuit Breaker?
I'm Filing a Wrongful Termination Suit
Fucking Fuckers Fucks!
You're the Conrad Who Fucked My Wife
They Cook With Jesus
That's a bowl of bullshit with chip scraps
It's Too Spicy, And It Never Looks Clean In There
What About Quinn? Isn't She a Member of This Family?
Thank You, Compadre
But I Could Give a Swollen Rat's Ass What That Guy's Fucking Name Is
Excuse For You To Act Like A Selfish Fucking Bitch
Fuck Someone Else, Get A Haircut?
Newton's Third Law of Motion?
They Called Her Shit Girl
Are You Out of Your Fuckin' Mind?!
I Could Care Less About Your Fucking Apologies
I'm Sorry for Being Married to You
It's Such an Unexpected Pleasure to See You, Loser
Location Location Location
You Understand That Your Mother Is Satan
Or She's Out Selling Drugs
Oh, and That Foot Thing Makes You Totally Gay
Here We Sit Two Milks and a Cappuccino
We're Baked Out Of Our Skulls
A Dude Suite
Mine Tastse Like Vinyl Sofa
Hey, Do You Still Poop Yourself?
No, I Think She Hates You Too
Get Me Some Bathroom Sex At Applebee's
Why Are You Still Dressed Like That?
I Will Kill You Face Off
So For Now We Back Off The Weed
How The Fuck Do You Get Them Under The Door?
And Then There's No Shit
Theiving Deceitful Whore Celia
Flaccid In The Acid
There's an Elevator?
Just tell them that you got ripped off by black people
I'm Smoking It
They need me to get their shmarijuana back from the grolice
I Can Get you High
But first, his dick, this drawer, slam.
You're cursed with schmuckness
Better Include a Rim Job
Business Has Been Just Fine
You're a Fucking Jinx
Someone's Kidnapped Your Mother
You Do What You Gotta Do