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Jack Lemmon

John Uhler "Jack" Lemmon III (February 8, 1925 – June 27, 2001) was an American actor. He starred in more than 60 films including Some Like It Hot, The Apartment, Mister Roberts, Days of Wine and Roses, The Great Race, Irma la Douce, The Odd Couple, Save the Tiger, The Out-of-Towners, The China Syndrome, Missing, Glengarry Glen Ross, Grumpy Old Men and Grumpier Old Men. Lemmon was born in an elevator at Newton-Wellesley Hospital in Newton,...

Hello, Moron

Hello, Moron

00:02

John see Max in the morning as he runs across Max's yard.

A Woman? Did You Mount Her?

A Woman? Did You Mount Her?

00:05

Grandpa Gustafson wants to know if John has made any moves on the woman that ...

Just Mind Your Own Business

Just Mind Your Own Business

00:02

John doesn't want to hear any shit from Max about the guy banging on his door.

So! So What?

So! So What?

00:13

Max just pushed John's fishing hut into the water because John spent the nigh...

Last Time You Made Love? October 4th, 1978

Last Time You Made Love? October 4th, 1978

00:13

Ariel had a wonderful night with John and now she wants to get down to business.

Hypothermia's a Bitch. It's Not Quick Like a Stroke

Hypothermia's a Bitch. It's Not Quick Like a Stroke

00:08

Max and John are talking about how they would want to die.

I Have Laid More Pipe in This Town Than Wabasha Plumbing

I Have Laid More Pipe in This Town Than Wabasha Plumbing

00:05

John defends his manhood when Max calls him out on never being able to get gi...

Granddaddy's Got a Surprise for You. C-A-N-D-Y

Granddaddy's Got a Surprise for You. C-A-N-D-Y

00:10

Melanie stops by Johns house with her daughter and John is happy to see them.

39 Years I Taught American History At Wabasha High

39 Years I Taught American History At Wabasha High

00:07

Ariel surprised John by going into his house and making dinner for him.

Your Mother Wondered Where I Was for 20 Years

Your Mother Wondered Where I Was for 20 Years

00:05

John is talking to Melanie about how hard it was to raise a family.

I Touched a kid on the Back of the Head When he Was Snoring

I Touched a kid on the Back of the Head When he Was Snoring

00:12

Ariel surprised John with dinner and they are sitting down talking about teac...

Ha Ha! That's Me and the Moron

Ha Ha! That's Me and the Moron

00:06

Ariel is looking at John's pictures that are up on a dresser.

See, these days they say you have to do safe sex

See, these days they say you have to do safe sex

00:13

John is worried about sleeping with Ariel because it has been so long for him.

Watch Out For That Ice There

Watch Out For That Ice There

00:05

John and Max watch a man slip an fall on the sidewalk as he walks away from t...

Men's Strip Joint?

Men's Strip Joint?

00:09

Max made fun of John to a man who had come by his house looking for him.

Maybe the Rest of Us Should Just Put Our Lives On Hold

Maybe the Rest of Us Should Just Put Our Lives On Hold

00:11

John gives Mike a scolding for getting separated with his daughter Melanie fo...

I'm Not Nervous. The Groom Is Nervous

I'm Not Nervous. The Groom Is Nervous

00:08

John is getting married to Ariel and Max and John are of course, still bicker...

Why Would a Woman Come Over at 1:30 to See You?

Why Would a Woman Come Over at 1:30 to See You?

00:06

John walks into Chucks store and sees Max sitting at the counter and they're ...

Six-Pack of Schmitt, and I'm Out of Bait

Six-Pack of Schmitt, and I'm Out of Bait

00:03

John is in the general store and he's telling Chuck what he needs.

You Took My Mail? That's a Federal Offense

You Took My Mail? That's a Federal Offense

00:03

Ariel came over to John's house in the middle of the night to find out about ...

Gallstones, Yeah. Gallstones Are For Pussies

Gallstones, Yeah. Gallstones Are For Pussies

00:04

John and Max are arguing about who has worse health problems to deal with ins...

Holy Moley. Uh-huh

Holy Moley. Uh-huh

00:03

Max and John admire Ariel as she leaves the store.

I Kicked Your Ass, and I Can Do It Again!

I Kicked Your Ass, and I Can Do It Again!

00:03

John and Max want to duke it out as they yell at each other over the fence.

I Can't Have Anything Spicy

I Can't Have Anything Spicy

00:06

John comes home from the IRS office and Ariel is there cooking dinner for him.