About this Collection

"Are you sure it wasn't one monkey?"

"Are you sure it wasn't one monkey?"

00:06

How I Met Your Mother "Zoo or False," was all about Marshall and his convolut...

"The biggest cause its so funny!"

"The biggest cause its so funny!"

00:12

I'd just like to forget this ever happened and try to move on with my life!

"Fine I'll look at my schedule, see when I'm available."

"Fine I'll look at my schedule, see when I'm available."

00:12

I'd just like to forget this ever happened and try to move on with my life!

"Can I borrow your teacup pig?"

"Can I borrow your teacup pig?"

00:04

After seeing the reaction from Lylli, Robin, and Marshall Ted know realizes t...

"Not as much, Lylli."

"Not as much, Lylli."

00:09

Lylli talking sweet talk to the teacup pig. Marshall gets a little bit upset.

"Before she hops on your disco stick."

"Before she hops on your disco stick."

00:11

Barney explaining what "bait" is.

"I can't be with you, BOOM, right now."

"I can't be with you, BOOM, right now."

00:08

Barney explaining what being hooked means.

"If it were me I'd be riding that Scooter all day long until I broke that thing in half."

"If it were me I'd be riding that Scooter all day long until I broke that thing in half."

00:23

Marshall mistaking "Lunch Lady Scooter" for overdo device that carries the lu...

"Yep. Somebody doesn't wanna lose 'Big Brown Eyes'"

"Yep. Somebody doesn't wanna lose 'Big Brown Eyes'"

00:05

Ted believes that Tiffany really wants to be with him.

"You have a teacup pig? Who's that working on?"

"You have a teacup pig? Who's that working on?"

00:09

Ted asking Barney who his teacup pig is working on.

"We most certainly have not talked about this!"

"We most certainly have not talked about this!"

00:03

Marshall yelling at Lylli about not telling him that Scooter and her worked w...

"Were not going to work. Ever. I'm done."

"Were not going to work. Ever. I'm done."

00:18

Ted breaking it off with Tiffany.

"This girl is special."

"This girl is special."

00:14

Ted telling Barney he isn't giving up on Tiffany.

"It's still sometimes weird when I see him at work."

"It's still sometimes weird when I see him at work."

00:04

Marshall finding out Lylli is working with Scooter.

"I seriously considered just marrying her out of sheer awkwardness."

"I seriously considered just marrying her out of sheer awkwardness."

00:05

Ted telling Robin the story of him finding a wedding ring on the front doorst...

"You right nowed Scooter?"

"You right nowed Scooter?"

00:02

Marshall quote.

"Poster whore."

"Poster whore."

00:02

Lylli calling Marshall a poster whore.

"There is no way you and I will ever be together."

"There is no way you and I will ever be together."

00:23

Lylli telling Scooter that they don't have a shot of being together.

"Finish him!"

"Finish him!"

00:12

Lylli practicing how to break off the hook with Scooter with the teacup pig.