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Oh, Jesus Christ. This Diaper's Makin' My Nuts Rub Together!

Oh, Jesus Christ. This Diaper's Makin' My Nuts Rub Together!

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Austin Powers spots Fat Bastard at the Sumo Arena.

Nothing Could be my Father From the Truth

Nothing Could be my Father From the Truth

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Austin Powers is talking to Dr. Evil to find out who has taken his father.

Do You Know What My Favorite Helen Hunt Movie Is? Twister!

Do You Know What My Favorite Helen Hunt Movie Is? Twister!

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Fat Bastard has a firm grip on another wrestler's balls and he twists!

Overweight Child In A Society That Demands Perfection

Overweight Child In A Society That Demands Perfection

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Fat Bastard is trying to make Austin Powers feel guilty about his weight prob...

How Can I Find This Goldmember? Quid Pro Quo

How Can I Find This Goldmember? Quid Pro Quo

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Austin Powers is talking to Dr. Evil in his cell but before answering questio...

Welcome Back, Herr Doctor. How Was Space?

Welcome Back, Herr Doctor. How Was Space?

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Frau is in Dr. Evil's secret Hollywood lair and Dr. Evil has returned from sp...

Bong and a Blintz?

Bong and a Blintz?

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Goldmember is being a gracious host by offering some pot and munchies to Aust...

Uh, Dr. Evil, Can I Paint His Yoo-Hoo Gold?

Uh, Dr. Evil, Can I Paint His Yoo-Hoo Gold?

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Before Dr. Evil sends Nigel away Goldmember wants to turn his junk gold.

I Think You're Gonna Find That All Kids Are Different

I Think You're Gonna Find That All Kids Are Different

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Dr. Evil is sitting in his chair with his associates and he's talking about M...

How 'Bout You Don't, Ladies And Gentlemen, Scotty Don't

How 'Bout You Don't, Ladies And Gentlemen, Scotty Don't

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Dr. Evil won't let Scotty talk at the table where Dr. Evil was about to unvei...

Did You Just Soil Yourself? It Did Sound A Little Wet Didn't It?

Did You Just Soil Yourself? It Did Sound A Little Wet Didn't It?

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Austin Powers is arresting Fat Bastard when he farts and gives a way too deta...

I'd love some chocolate ass cream

I'd love some chocolate ass cream

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Dr. Evil doesn't understand that his new plan, Preparation H, is also the nam...

No One Can Stop Me. Not Even Austin Powers

No One Can Stop Me. Not Even Austin Powers

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Dr. Evil thinks he has a plan to take over the world that will work but Austi...

Sharks With Laser Beams Attached to Their Heads. I Love You, Son

Sharks With Laser Beams Attached to Their Heads. I Love You, Son

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Scotty got Dr. Evil some thing has always wanted. Sharks with laser beams att...

But You've Always Needed Me, Haven't You, Mr. Powers?

But You've Always Needed Me, Haven't You, Mr. Powers?

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Austin Powers has gone to Dr. Evil's cell to get information about who captur...

Put Preparation H Into My Schtuppen Transporten

Put Preparation H Into My Schtuppen Transporten

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Goldmember is standing with Mr. Roboto while they prepare the tractor beam.

Hey, Everybody, I Am From Holland! Isn't That Weird!

Hey, Everybody, I Am From Holland! Isn't That Weird!

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Goldmember gets introduced by Cleopatra and he rolls in on skates to say hell...

I Love Gold

I Love Gold

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Austin Powers is in Goldmember's office and he's telling them about his passi...

People who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch!

People who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch!

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Nigel plays hardball with Goldmember as he and Austin Powers are held captive...

Dutch-Hater

Dutch-Hater

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Goldmember is taking Nigel away after he insulted the Dutch.

Which For You is Bad News Bears. Walter Matthau

Which For You is Bad News Bears. Walter Matthau

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Goldmember is about to kill Austin Powers when Foxxy Cleopatra saves him.

No One Else In My Gene Pool Runs Like a Girl

No One Else In My Gene Pool Runs Like a Girl

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Scotty pranced out of the room and Dr. Evil had to protect his manhood.

Look, Everyone! My Winkie Was a Key

Look, Everyone! My Winkie Was a Key

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Goldmember had an extra key to turn on the tractor beam which was actually hi...

Quid Pro Quo, Mr. Powers, Yes Squid Pro Row

Quid Pro Quo, Mr. Powers, Yes Squid Pro Row

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Austin Powers is talking to Dr. Evil in his cell but before answering questio...