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New Submarine Lair. It's Long and Hard and Full of Seamen

New Submarine Lair. It's Long and Hard and Full of Seamen

00:08

Dr. Evil has escaped from prison and he is now inside his submarine with Mini...

Why don't you just call it operation ass cream, you ass?

Why don't you just call it operation ass cream, you ass?

00:50

Dr. Evil has come up with an insane name for a mission to destroy the world a...

One Dude Should Say To Another Dude

One Dude Should Say To Another Dude

00:08

Dr. Evil doesn't like it when Goldmember comments about his body.

Oh, His Dad. Oh, His Father. Yes I Have a Dutch Accent. Isn't That Weird?

Oh, His Dad. Oh, His Father. Yes I Have a Dutch Accent. Isn't That Weird?

00:31

Dr. Evil cannot understand Goldmember through his thick accent as they talk a...

Lost His Genitalia In A Smelting Accident, Hence Goldmember

Lost His Genitalia In A Smelting Accident, Hence Goldmember

00:15

Dr. Evil has come up with a new plan to take over the world and he wants Gold...

You Attack Me One at a Time and I Knock You Out

You Attack Me One at a Time and I Knock You Out

00:28

Nigel is being called over by Dr. Evil but first he takes out the guards.

Is He Sleeping?

Is He Sleeping?

00:02

Dr. Evil wants to know if Mini-Me is sleeping in his harness so he asks quietly.

I Guess Mini Me Won't Get Any Chocolate!

I Guess Mini Me Won't Get Any Chocolate!

00:03

Dr. Evil wakes up Mini-Me by offering CHOCOLATE! He was sleeping in Dr. Evil'...

How About No? You Crazy Dutch Bastard

How About No? You Crazy Dutch Bastard

00:04

Goldmember wanted to paint Nigel's ball gold but Dr. Evil is getting really c...

Here's the Chocolate. It's From Bruges

Here's the Chocolate. It's From Bruges

00:04

Dr. Evil brought Belgium chocolate back for Mini Me.

Are We Done Here? I've Gotta Take a Crap

Are We Done Here? I've Gotta Take a Crap

00:05

Fat Bastard just threw a wrestler out of the ring and won the fight.

What the I Didn't Have Any Corn!

What the I Didn't Have Any Corn!

00:04

Fat Bastard looks into the toilet after taking a dump.

You Really Are a Fat Bastard! That Hurts My Feelings

You Really Are a Fat Bastard! That Hurts My Feelings

00:07

Austin Powers jumps out of the laundry basket and yells at Fat Bastard who ta...

Oh, I'd Like to Have a Go With That Filly. Oh, Do You Find Me Sexy?

Oh, I'd Like to Have a Go With That Filly. Oh, Do You Find Me Sexy?

00:09

Fat Bastard looks over at Cleopatra and likes what he sees.

Ohhh, My Titties!

Ohhh, My Titties!

00:05

Fat Bastard and Austin Powers are fighting when Austin gives him two titty tw...

We Finally Have a Working Tractor Beam We Shall Call Preparation H!

We Finally Have a Working Tractor Beam We Shall Call Preparation H!

00:10

Dr. Evil came up with a new plan that has a ridiculous name for his tractor b...

Preparation H! Why Don't You Call it Operation Ass Cream?

Preparation H! Why Don't You Call it Operation Ass Cream?

00:15

Scotty makes fun of Dr. Evil's name for the new tractor beam and Dr. Evil doe...

Oh, It Smells Like Carrots and Throw Up

Oh, It Smells Like Carrots and Throw Up

00:06

Fat Bastard is smelling his own fart and enjoys giving his analysis of it.

I Smell Like Hot Sick Ass in a Dead Carcass

I Smell Like Hot Sick Ass in a Dead Carcass

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Fat Bastard is smelling his own fart and waving his hands so the smell can se...

Oh, Even Stink Would Say That Stinks

Oh, Even Stink Would Say That Stinks

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Fat Bastard just let a wet fart seep out and even he is shocked at how bad it...

Are Those Sharks With Laser Beams Attached To Their Heads?

Are Those Sharks With Laser Beams Attached To Their Heads?

00:05

Scotty got Dr. Evil a pool full of sharks that have laser beams on their heads.

Looks Like 2 Eggs in a Hanky. Ha Ha!

Looks Like 2 Eggs in a Hanky. Ha Ha!

00:04

Mini Me just dropped his pants and mooned the World Organization council who ...

Uh-Oh! Someone Has Some Daddy Issues!

Uh-Oh! Someone Has Some Daddy Issues!

00:21

Austin Powers has gone to see Dr. Evil for information for the whereabouts of...

Boo-Frickity-Hoo

Boo-Frickity-Hoo

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Dr. Evil is in the cell talking to Austin Powers about his graduation where N...