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I just want you to know that

I just want you to know that

Michael is having a talk with Claire about kissing boys.

I want Claire and Tony to spend a few moments alone together

I want Claire and Tony to spend a few moments alone together

Michael really wants to go see what Claire and Tony are doing in the movie th...

Oh God this is boring

Oh God this is boring

Jay and Michael are at the movies with Claire and Tony. Michael doesn't like ...

Is there anything special you guys wanna see

Is there anything special you guys wanna see

Jay and Michael are going on a date with Claire and Tony. Jay asks if there a...

I'm not gonna allow you to make this a miserable experience for her

I'm not gonna allow you to make this a miserable experience for her

Michael and Jay are disagreeing about Claire's first date. Michael wants to g...

I have a certain sentimental weakness for my wife

I have a certain sentimental weakness for my wife

Tony came over to ask to take Claire out. Michael had the idea that they coul...

Are you gonna continue to do that bad version of the movie

Are you gonna continue to do that bad version of the movie

Michael is trying to explain to Jay the importance of the Godfather, in relat...

If he wants to date my daughter

If he wants to date my daughter

Michael really doesn't want Claire to go on a date with Tony.

I'm from the old school

I'm from the old school

Michael is explaining why he doesn't want Claire to date Tony.

 I was vulnerable. You caught me with my pants down

I was vulnerable. You caught me with my pants down

Michael doesn't want Claire to date yet. Jay is okay with it and reminding Mi...

These kids, this younger generation wants to grow up so fast

These kids, this younger generation wants to grow up so fast

Michael doesn't want Claire to go on a date.

Tony, oh that's the boy with the penis

Tony, oh that's the boy with the penis

Michael doesn't want Claire to go out on a date.

You gotta let it go baby

You gotta let it go baby

Michael is trying to cheer up Jay who is really down after being fired.

Ever since you stopped working

Ever since you stopped working

Michael is frustrated by Jay's behavior. He thinks she is getting a little to...

Do you hear that Jay, He's a professional pain in the ass

Do you hear that Jay, He's a professional pain in the ass

Michael finds out that Stuart is a proctologist.

He put pee pee fingers on my lobster

He put pee pee fingers on my lobster

Michael is upset because Stuart passed over the food without washing his hand...

What is good urinal etiquette

What is good urinal etiquette

Jay wants to know what good urinal etiquette is. Michael explains it to Jay i...

You burned me you idiot

You burned me you idiot

The cook threw hot food, it hit Michael in the head. Stuart really thought th...

You're not gonna make this thing any bigger or sillier

You're not gonna make this thing any bigger or sillier

Jay is really tired of dealing with Michael and his hostility for Stuart Tyle...

I'm seducing that girl with my mating call

I'm seducing that girl with my mating call

Michael Jr is flirting with girls at the restaurant, his dad is giving him ad...

Thank you please don't let crouching tiger

Thank you please don't let crouching tiger

Michael gets a replacement drink, after the hostess is drinking from his drink.

This seems to be a sip short of a full drink

This seems to be a sip short of a full drink

Michael saw the waitress take a sip out of his drink. He confronts the waitre...

Well you got to be well behaved when you look like squirrels

Well you got to be well behaved when you look like squirrels

Michael and Stuart are sitting at a table together, insulting each other.

Your children smell like fish

Your children smell like fish

The Tyler and Kyle family are sitting at a big table together, trying to enjo...