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All Right, Cut the Music
Like White on Rice
You Motorboating Son of a Bitch. You Old Sailor, You!
You Play the Motorboat? Ppppt!
Are They Built for Speed or for Comfort? What You Do With 'Em? Motorboat?
Not Nearly as Much as I Do With the, Uh, Attire That You Have On
But Let's Go Kill Some Birds. I'm Psyched
I hunt quail Jeremy They're overpopulated in this region
He's a Homo
The Proper Girl in the Hat Just Eye Fucked the Shit Outta Me
And Perhaps Play a Little Game Called Just the Tip
Look, I Knew I Was Never Gonna Be a Professional Bullfighter
Does Anyone Know What This Here Is Used For?
I'm Not Perfect
Buddy, for Your Own Good, You Gotta Let This Thing Go
What Are You Gonna Do for an Encore? Walk on Water?
Now Bunch Those Panties Up Into a Little Ball
These Bacon Wrapped Scallops Phenomenal
I Think He's on Steroids
Everything Okay in Here? I Thought I Heard Something
Watch Me Take This on Down the Road
I hope you flip your bike over and knock your two front teeth out
He Lived With His Mother Till He Was 40
Just a Couple of Kids
Jeremy Tried to Seduce Me!
Grab That Net and Catch That Beautiful Butterfly, Pal!
I've got a stage fiver clinger
I Don't Have Any Bodily Fluids Left in Me
I Can't Take This Fucking Shit Anymore!
That Glass Looks Half Full to Me
You Don't Treat Cake Like That
What's This, Uh, Company Called?
There's Something Not Right About These Guys
Okay, So What Angle You Gonna Play Here?
You Know I'm Upset
And Now for Our Next Reading
I Think We've Got a Crier
I Didn't Get a Lot of Sleep Last Night
John! Red Seven!
Bobby O'Shea I'm ready to get drunk
You Wanna Know What the Kicker Is, Father?
Janice, I Apologize to You if I Don't Seem Real Eager
I told you that in confidence That was a confession!
Is That True?
We're a Folk Singing Group
Share That With the Dalai Lama, Jackass
Claire, Will You Wait Just a Second?
I'm Sorry I'm Late
He's the Best Man
Would Mean a Lot to Me if You Came
I'm reading don't kill myself books
Listen I'm Getting Married
Gloria I've Been Doing a Lot of Soul Searching Lately
Hey, John, It's Jeremy
Never Walk Away on a Crasher in a Funny Jacket
You're a Really Enlightened Cat
She's Fit for a Straitjacket
Can I Ask You a Question Father?
Oh Don't Okay Buddy Me
Have You Even Shot One of These Things Before?
Mr Environmental Is Also a Hunter
Can I Tell You Something Without You Getting Angry?
A Friend in Need Is a Pest
I'm Gonna Go Home, See Dr. Finkelstein
I Don't Give a Baker's Fuck!
I Felt Like Jodie Foster In "The Accused" Last Night
Let's Play Tummy Sticks!
We Had a Moment at the Dinner Table Didn't We?
I Am Not Being Adventurous Enough for You
What the Fuck Is Going On?
You Banging the Daughter and the Grandma?
What Is Wrong With You?
Claire's Mom Just Made Me Grab Her Hooters
It Feels So Good When He Jokes
So Is It Just About the Money?
You Know, She's Not Just Another Notch on the Old Belt
I Don't Even Wear a Belt Beltless
Oh My God Don't Ever Leave Me I'd Find You
Are You Ready? Are You Ready for Some Football?
She's Like a Kid at Toys R Us
You and I Both Know I'm a Phenomenal Dancer
He's Threatened by the Way I Dance
You Better Lock It Up
That Was My First Asian!
Feed me to the lions? Step on my head when I am drowning
I always knew my first time would be on a beach
Do You Know What That Awareness Is, Gloria?
Hi You're Good
I Want a Bicycle
Make Me a Bicycle Clown!
It's All Deadly
She Thinks You're Deaf
If You See Any Crab Cakes, Get Your Hands on Some
And now I pronounce you husband and wife
How Many Times Are You Gonna Do This Shit?
I'm a Cocksman
Look John I'm Sorry I'm Not Sorry I'm A Cocksman
No Don't Waste Your Time on Girls With Hats
Okay What's Our Back Story?
Oh, Please Don't Take a Turn to Negative Town
Phenomenal Finger Food
I Feel So Tiny in Your Arms
Tattoo on the lower back Might as well be a bull's eye
The French Foreign Legion?
It's Wedding Season Kid!
Do You Do Like the Ass Out Hug?
I'm Not Really Interested Should I Play Like I'm Interested?
I've Got the Perfect Girl for You
I sleep over at John's house every year for his birthday
I'm Sure You'd Love to Be Free
Get Out There and Get Some Strange Ass
Don't You Want to Get Inside Chastity
Maybe Go Out and Meet Some Latin Guy That Can Dance
Guys, the Real Enemy Here Is the Institution of Marriage
Rubbin' Up Against Each Other
Who Gives a Shit?
I Love Crab Cakes!