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You Can Go Bowling, You Can Go To The Pool

You Can Go Bowling, You Can Go To The Pool

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Stephen Colbert quotes a young resident of Canton, SD.

The Dogs Don't All Run Away

The Dogs Don't All Run Away

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Stephen Colbert comments on canine behavior in Canton, SD.

The Biggest Car Show In South Dakota

The Biggest Car Show In South Dakota

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Stephen Colbert cites some of the things Canton, SD can be proud of.

Steaming Pile Of Longhorn Dung

Steaming Pile Of Longhorn Dung

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Stephen Colbert is not a fan of Canton, TX.

Not The Crappy Canton In Georgia

Not The Crappy Canton In Georgia

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Stephen Colbert recalls the Canton dis that started it all.

Not A Place Where I'll Run Into Tons Of Opportunities

Not A Place Where I'll Run Into Tons Of Opportunities

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Stephen Colbert quotes a resident of Canton, SD.

Incorporated Outhouse

Incorporated Outhouse

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Stephen Colbert runs down Canton, Texas.

Canton, South Dakota Is North Dakota's Dirty Ashtray

Canton, South Dakota Is North Dakota's Dirty Ashtray

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Stephen Colbert opines that Canton, South Dakota is worse than Canton, Kansas.

Canton, South Dakota Is Great!

Canton, South Dakota Is Great!

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Stephen Colbert takes back what he said about Canton, SD.

Canton, Kansas Is A Shithole

Canton, Kansas Is A Shithole

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Stephen Colbert recalls his campaigns against various Cantons in the U.S.

A Town With No Piss To Spare

A Town With No Piss To Spare

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Stephen Colbert regrets disparaging Canton, SD.