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Jeff Fats Portnoy

Jeff "Fats" Portnoy is a fictional character from the action-comedy spoof film 'Tropic Thunder' from director Ben Stiller.

My Ass! My Ass!

My Ass! My Ass!

00:06

After the explosion, Tugg looks around at the aftermath sees Fats holding his...

You're Gonna Focus Up Now, Motherfucker, and Say It. "It's Me, Tugg!"

You're Gonna Focus Up Now, Motherfucker, and Say It. "It's Me, Tugg!"

00:35

Kirk and Tugg have an "actor-off" in which they delve into the depth of their...

We Only Have 16 Hours Before They Wake Up

We Only Have 16 Hours Before They Wake Up

00:02

Jeff knocks out 2 kidnappers with pure heroin.

Alpa if You Untie Me I Will Literally Suck Your Dick Right Now

Alpa if You Untie Me I Will Literally Suck Your Dick Right Now

00:17

Alpa, who just may or may not have admitted to being gay, is offered a blowjo...

Your Mother's a Cankerous Whore!

Your Mother's a Cankerous Whore!

00:01

Jeff mid-DT's, screams at Kevin in response to Kevin's refusal to untie him f...

I'm Gonna Fucking Do All The Heroin In The Fucking World

I'm Gonna Fucking Do All The Heroin In The Fucking World

00:49

Jeff admits to his heroin use to Kevin, and tells him how to handle him when ...

Time to Man Up And I Ain't Gonna Sugarcoat

Time to Man Up And I Ain't Gonna Sugarcoat

00:10

Kirk gives the "we might not all make it" speech, but Jeff assumes he is spea...

The World's Hard Drug Superhighway

The World's Hard Drug Superhighway

00:15

Jeff confuses the Bermuda Triangle for the Golden Triangle.

 Shut the Fuck Up!

Shut the Fuck Up!

00:02

Jeff tells Kevin to shut up.

 Maybe He's Not You Know Ridley Scott or Something

Maybe He's Not You Know Ridley Scott or Something

00:21

As Kevin waxes philosophical about Renny Harlin, Jeff becomes fed up.

Jeff, Stay Away From That Animal

Jeff, Stay Away From That Animal

00:13

Jeff, now dt'ing to the point of delusion, stalks an ox in the swamp.

Must Drink, So I Can Throw Something Up!

Must Drink, So I Can Throw Something Up!

00:15

Jeff, elbow-deep in detox, tries to drink pond water.

 I Gotta Take a Fucking 12-Pound Shit!

I Gotta Take a Fucking 12-Pound Shit!

00:02

Jeff has to drop a deuce mid-hike.

I Don't Have Any More Jellybeans

I Don't Have Any More Jellybeans

00:02

Jeff laments the lack of any more "jellybeans", i.e. illicit drugs.

You Go to Hell!

You Go to Hell!

00:01

Jeff tells Alpa to go to hell for offering him a bust-a-nut candy bar.

Yo Man I Got a Bust-a-Nut

Yo Man I Got a Bust-a-Nut

00:02

Alpa offers Jeff a bust-a-nut candy bar after a bat flies off with his "jelly...

I'm Tired I Want to Go Home

I'm Tired I Want to Go Home

00:12

Alpa and Jeff argue over the staleness of Jeff's "Fatties" franchise.

No You Can't Have Any Fucking Jellybeans!

No You Can't Have Any Fucking Jellybeans!

00:20

Kevin interrupts Jeff trying to snort some illicit drugs and surprises/scares...

I Got a Bad Feeling on This One There, Fats

I Got a Bad Feeling on This One There, Fats

00:19

Jeff, Alpa and Kevin make small talk, in character, as they walk through the ...

 This Is Bullshit!

This Is Bullshit!

00:04

Jeff complains to Damien after being dropped off in the middle of the jungle.

Hey Can You Help Me Out Man?

Hey Can You Help Me Out Man?

00:11

Jeff asks for assistance looking for a grip that has a "package" for him. Pos...

Let Me Tell You Something. A Lot of People Are Disrespecting Me

Let Me Tell You Something. A Lot of People Are Disrespecting Me

00:09

Jeff Portnoy gives an alcohol-infused red carpet interview before the preview...

Hey, What's Going On? For Real, My Butt Is Hurting!

Hey, What's Going On? For Real, My Butt Is Hurting!

00:03

Jeff wants to know what the status of the take is, since the harness keeping ...

Will There Be Anything Else?

Will There Be Anything Else?

00:46

The Trailer for Jeff Portnoy's new movie "The Fatties: Fart Two".