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Pat Healy

Pat Healy is a fictional character from 1998 comedy film There's Something About Mary.

Why Is She Going to Japan?

Why Is She Going to Japan?

00:22

Having developed his own designs on Mary, Pat tries to throw Ted of by tellin...

What the Hell Is Brett Favre Doing Here?

What the Hell Is Brett Favre Doing Here?

00:05

Bret enters Mary's place while Ted, Norm, Dom and Pat are all there.

What the hell is Brett Favre doing here?

What the hell is Brett Favre doing here?

00:27

While Mary's suitors are quarreling, Brett Favre comes into the room with War...

You said you wouldn't fuck me and I wouldn't fuck you

You said you wouldn't fuck me and I wouldn't fuck you

00:08

Ted goes to Sully's place to confront him after Mary puts him out. When ted a...

Wait How Many Is This?

Wait How Many Is This?

00:15

Pat and Norm are tossing dogie treats stuffed with speed into Mary's window. ...

Stalking Motherfucker

Stalking Motherfucker

00:07

Pat and Norm are hiding in the bushes watching Ted and Mary on their date.

What? What Are You Doing in Miami?

What? What Are You Doing in Miami?

00:18

Ted follows Pat through the office as he heads south.

Where Would I Have Seen Your Work?

Where Would I Have Seen Your Work?

00:35

On her first date with Pat, Mary takes him to meet Tucker at the Architecture...

You're Gonna Pay, Fucker

You're Gonna Pay, Fucker

00:02

Pat after eavesdropping on Tucker's conversation with Mary, exposing his exte...

Noble Man Who Is Loved by Many Animal

Noble Man Who Is Loved by Many Animal

00:13

Pat is sitting with Mary and Magda holding Puffy, who, unknown to them, he se...

Those Goofy Bastards Are Just About

Those Goofy Bastards Are Just About

00:07

Standing in the driving range parking lot talking to Mary, Pat is pretending ...

My Real Passion Is My Hobby

My Real Passion Is My Hobby

00:54

Ted, trying to make an impression on Mary fabricates a story about working wi...

I Work With Retards

I Work With Retards

00:13

Pat's lack of sensitivity starts to show shortly after creating his opening.

You've Been to Nepal?

You've Been to Nepal?

00:10

At the driving range, Mary is basically ignoring Pat's overtures until now.

Would You Mind Givin' Me Some Pointers Here?

Would You Mind Givin' Me Some Pointers Here?

00:07

Meanwhile in Miami, Pat is at the driving range next to Mary.

And Uh I Still Want to Look Her Up

And Uh I Still Want to Look Her Up

00:14

Ted shows at Pat's job the day after their meeting to find that he resigned a...

What, Do You Think Your Shit Don't Stink?

What, Do You Think Your Shit Don't Stink?

00:05

Ted meets up with Pat when he returns from Miami with news of Mary, which he ...

To hell with Brett you know? I've got a vibrator

To hell with Brett you know? I've got a vibrator

00:06

Mary talks to her friends about a guy that was in her life that didn't work o...

Husband Negative

Husband Negative

00:10

Ted finds Mary. Parked outside her window he spies on her.

You got to learn to have a pop once in a while

You got to learn to have a pop once in a while

00:05

Pat offers Sully his twisted logic about sobriety then offers him a beer.

Does He Bite?

Does He Bite?

00:04

Pat sits on the sofa at Sully's. He jumps up when he realizes he's sitting ne...

You would not believe all the pussy down here

You would not believe all the pussy down here

00:08

Sully pulls up in front of his apartment building in Miami.

Does He Bite?

Does He Bite?

00:03

Sully picks up Pat in Miami, Pat asks about the large dog Sully has in the ba...