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George W. Bush

George Walker Bush ( /?d??rd? ?w??k?r ?b??/ (help·info); born July 6, 1946) was the 43rd President of the United States, serving from 2001 to 2009, and the 46th Governor of Texas, serving from 1995 to 2000. Bush is the eldest son of President George H. W. Bush, who served as the 41st President, and Barbara Bush, making him one of only two American presidents to be the son of a preceding president. After graduating from Yale University in 1968,...

Proof of WMDs

Proof of WMDs

00:08

Tenet tries to correct Bush's metaphor.

But My Dad's Now Fishing at Kennebunkport

But My Dad's Now Fishing at Kennebunkport

00:04

Bush points out that his father didn't get rid of Saddam.

Shock and Awe. I Like It. I Like That.

Shock and Awe. I Like It. I Like That.

00:03

Bush likes the idea of shock and awe.

I'm the Decider

I'm the Decider

00:02

Bush talks about how he's the decider because he's the President.

I'm the President.

I'm the President.

00:05

Bush reminds Cheney that he is the president.

You Know, Because Remember, I'm the President.

You Know, Because Remember, I'm the President.

00:03

Bush reminds Cheney that he's the president.

Keep a lid on it

Keep a lid on it

00:08

Bush tells Cheney to keep his mouth shut in meetings.

Geneva Convention sobbing

Geneva Convention sobbing

00:09

Bush complains about lefties and the Geneva Convention.

Still, I Can See All These

Still, I Can See All These

00:04

Bush thinks lefties are nuts.

Kind of Reminds Me of My Fraternity Days.

Kind of Reminds Me of My Fraternity Days.

00:03

Bush is reminded of his fraternity days.

Nothing fatal

Nothing fatal

00:20

Bush and Cheney joke about torture.

So, What Do You Think the Odds Are That Saddam's Got Nukes?

So, What Do You Think the Odds Are That Saddam's Got Nukes?

00:14

Bush and Cheney discuss weapons of mass destruction.

Right. Nobody's Gonna Be Hearing From Those People

Right. Nobody's Gonna Be Hearing From Those People

00:04

Bush laughs about the people in Guantanamo.

We Got This Guantanemera Open. Guantanamo

We Got This Guantanemera Open. Guantanamo

00:03

Bush and Cheney discuss Guantanamo.

We're Tracking, What, a Billion Phone Calls a Day?

We're Tracking, What, a Billion Phone Calls a Day?

00:03

Bush is tracking a billion phone calls a day.

Didn't We Get the Patriot Act Through

Didn't We Get the Patriot Act Through

00:06

Cheney wants more than the Patriot Act.

You Need to Get in Shape, Vice.

You Need to Get in Shape, Vice.

00:05

George W. wants Cheney to get into shape.

I'm Probably the Fastest President in History.

I'm Probably the Fastest President in History.

00:04

Bush is proud of his running times.

My Running Times Are Better Than Ever Since the Afghan Invasion.

My Running Times Are Better Than Ever Since the Afghan Invasion.

00:05

W.'s getting into better shape now that we're at war.

I Use a Condom. I'm Not Dumb.

I Use a Condom. I'm Not Dumb.

00:04

W. uses condoms.

You Gotta Picture a Boatload of Money.

You Gotta Picture a Boatload of Money.

00:05

Bush promises his girlfriend a boatload of money.

If I Had a Rock Big Enough, I'd Give It to You Right Now.

If I Had a Rock Big Enough, I'd Give It to You Right Now.

00:04

W. would propose, if he only had a ring.