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W. doesn't care about religion, he cares about his family name.
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Bush is unaware of his own religion.
00:05
Bush doesn't want to say the word "love."
00:08
W. makes sweet talk to his girlfriend.
00:02
Bush quits his job.
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Bush is drinking on the job.
00:03
Bush is having a drink.
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W. has to promise to never go back to Jersey.
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Bush explains why he was arrested for being a cheerleader.
00:02
Bush calls you a turdblossom.
00:03
Bush wants to pray.
00:04
Bush coins the term "axis of evil."
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Bush knows that there are enemies all over the place.
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Bush is aware that Bin Laden attacked us.
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Bush thinks Reagan won the Cold War.
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Bush thinks that we need to hit our enemies first.
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Bush thinks that just containing the enemies isn't good enough.
00:08
Bush is afraid of lunatics.
00:08
Bush wants to send a strong message to Iran.
00:02
Bush thinks people want freedom.
00:07
Bush wants to spread freedom one country at a time.
00:05
Bush knows his geography.
00:03
Bush praises Condoleeza Rice.
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Bush wants you to be serious.