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Men in Black II

Men in Black II is a 2002 science fiction action comedy starring Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones. The film also stars Lara Flynn Boyle, Johnny Knoxville, Rosario Dawson and Rip Torn. The film is a sequel to the 1997 film Men in Black, and is followed by Men in Black III, all of which are based on the Malibu comic book series The Men in Black by Lowell Cunningham. Five years after the events of Men in Black, Agent K (Tommy Lee Jones) has...

Still workin' off the 6.0. Your brain needs to reboot

Still workin' off the 6.0. Your brain needs to reboot

00:11

Jeebs has just run Kay through a deneuralyzer and both Jay and him are concer...

Well, lots of people get sad when it rains

Well, lots of people get sad when it rains

00:08

Kay tries to explain to Laura that it rains because she is sad, as she believ...

Listen Bitch if you don't want me to kick your skinny zone diet ass turn around and exit the planet

Listen Bitch if you don't want me to kick your skinny zone diet ass turn around and exit the planet

00:07

Frank the Pug recounting a tall tale about how he told off Serleena to the wo...

You've lost, you insignificant speck

You've lost, you insignificant speck

00:03

Serleena to Kay that he has lost and calls him insignificant. They are in the...

You know, while you were away licking stamps

You know, while you were away licking stamps

00:03

As Jay and Kay walk away from their car with weapons, Jay reminds Kay that wh...

I put the entire planet in danger because I got emotionally involved

I put the entire planet in danger because I got emotionally involved

00:05

Agent Kay to Jay warning him not to make the same mistakes he did, getting em...

You never sent it off the planet. You hid it here

You never sent it off the planet. You hid it here

00:05

After seeing the video about the Light of Zartha Kay recalls what happened an...

Their eagle scout agent, Jay, caught me siphoning the earth's ozone to sell black market

Their eagle scout agent, Jay, caught me siphoning the earth's ozone to sell black market

00:06

Jarra explaining to Serleena that he got caught by Jay siphoning the earth's ...

Did I leave anything here?

Did I leave anything here?

00:02

Kay asks the townspeople of locker C-18 if he left anything there. He has jus...

Great. Right in the pie hole

Great. Right in the pie hole

00:03

Jay has blown Jeebs's head off and he responds that now nothing will taste ri...

Jeff, I am so not in the mood for you!

Jeff, I am so not in the mood for you!

00:13

Jeff the worm breaks out of the subway as Jay is having an emotional moment a...

Now, I know what I saw. You tell me what I'm supposed to believe

Now, I know what I saw. You tell me what I'm supposed to believe

00:12

Laura describing how even as a kid she knew something else was out there and ...

It's safe. Um, don't fall asleep

It's safe. Um, don't fall asleep

00:30

Jay is hiding Laura at the Worms' place and tells her she will be safe, but w...

What, still sittin' shivah? Want my advice?

What, still sittin' shivah? Want my advice?

00:40

Jay is trying to get over Laura and his friends are trying to help him. Jay ...

You're attracted. She's not even my species, and I'm attracted

You're attracted. She's not even my species, and I'm attracted

00:09

Frank the Pug asks Jay if he told her he loved her, which Jay defends stating...

Kay! You're back! Somebody said you were dead! You look good!

Kay! You're back! Somebody said you were dead! You look good!

00:03

As Kay enters the worms apartment they comment on him being back and how good...

Kay is officially retired. I'm his trigger-happy replacement

Kay is officially retired. I'm his trigger-happy replacement

00:02

Jay wields a gun to the intruders looking for Kay, telling them that he is re...

Silly little planet. I could rule the place with the right set of mammary glands

Silly little planet. I could rule the place with the right set of mammary glands

00:04

Serleena, walking around the Men in Black Headquarters, filing her nails comm...

The last suit you'll ever wear. Again

The last suit you'll ever wear. Again

00:06

Agent Jay tells Kay to put on the last suit he will ever wear again, referrin...

Still working on the Alien Affirmative Action Program

Still working on the Alien Affirmative Action Program

00:07

Michael Jackson on Zed's screen in his office asks about the position and Zed...

If things don't add up, it's "hasta luego", you know what I mean?

If things don't add up, it's "hasta luego", you know what I mean?

00:04

Kay curious about maybe learning more about his identity but warns Jay that i...

Hey listen partner I may look like a dog but I only play one here on Earth

Hey listen partner I may look like a dog but I only play one here on Earth

00:04

Frank to Jay stating that he only plays a dog on earth. They are in Jay's car...

Easy, pal. That's canine profiling, and I resent it.

Easy, pal. That's canine profiling, and I resent it.

00:08

Jay to Frank the Pug telling him sarcastically that he is not taking love adv...

You're just as beautiful as your mother

You're just as beautiful as your mother

00:04

Kay to Laura stating that she is just as beautiful as Laurana. He shoots at t...