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ALF
ALF

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  • Sounds Like A Typo
  • Yo! Lucky, My Man
  • Who's at the Door?
  • We're Having Pancakes, Okay?
  • Anything To Get My Hands On A Cat

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Willie: No cat eating. Not in this house. ALF: All right, all right. How about a cat-food can? I...
No Cat Eating. Not in This House
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I wanted to tell you something. I-- I really miss all of you. And... The thought of never seeing ...
Sort of Breaks My Heart
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Happy anniversary, happy anniversary, happy anniversary happy anniversary, happy happy happy ha...
Happy Anniversary
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Well, the indictment has been handed down. Thank you all for your support. Call me when you finis...
Call Me When You finish Building The Gallows
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Kate: What's going on? Willie: I don't know, but I think we sold something.
I Think We Sold Something
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ALF: Our very first date was going to be on my birthday. Willie: The night your planet blew up? ...
I Was Brushed, and Curried, and Ready For Love
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Come on Brian, give us a hug.
Come on Brian, Give Us a Hug
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ALF: Oww!! Willie: Oh, no! ALF: Ha ha! Just kidding, see?
Just Kidding, See?
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Dorothy: Oh, honey, that hair is much too short for that face. Kate: You look good, too, mom.
You Look Good Too Mom
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Willie: If you want to know the truth, you're the reason we're staying home. ALF: Moi? Willie...
We're Dropping the French?
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    ALF Cast and Info

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    ALF is an American science fiction sitcom that originally ran on NBC from 1986 to 1990 and was created by Paul Fusco. The title character was Gordon Shumway, a friendly extraterrestrial nicknamed ALF (for Alien Life Form), who crash lands in the garage of the suburban middle class Tanner family. The series stars Max Wright as father Willie Tanner, Anne Schedeen as mother Kate Tanner, and Andrea Elson and Benji Gregory as their children, Lynn and Brian Tanner. The character of ALF was portrayed by a live-hand puppet operated primarily by Fusco. ALF (Paul Fusco) follows an amateur radio signal to Earth and crash-lands into the garage of the Tanners. The Tanners are a suburban middle class family in Los Angeles, California. The family consists of social worker Willie (Max Wright), his wife Kate (Anne Schedeen), their teenage daughter Lynn (Andrea Elson), younger son Brian (Benji Gregory), and their cat Lucky. Unsure what to do, the Tanners take ALF into their home and hide him from the...

    Cast Overview
    Paul Dooley
    Paul Dooley
    as
    Whizzer
    Liz Sheridan
    Liz Sheridan
    as
    Raquel Ochmonek
    Anne Meara
    Anne Meara
    as
    Dorothy Halligan
    JM J. Bullock
    JM J. Bullock
    as
    Neal Tanner
    Josh Blake
    Josh Blake
    as
    Jake Ochmonek
    John LaMotta
    John LaMotta
    as
    Trevor Ochmonek
    Michu Meszaros
    Michu Meszaros
    as
    ALF
    Bill Daily
    Bill Daily
    as
    Larry
    Benji Gregory
    Benji Gregory
    as
    Brian Tanner
    Paul Fusco
    Paul Fusco
    as
    ALF
    Andrea Elson
    Andrea Elson
    as
    Lynn Tanner
    Anne Schedeen
    Anne Schedeen
    as
    Kate Tanner
    Max Wright
    Max Wright
    as
    Willie Tanner
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