Department of Interior

Cartman discovering that he has authority

Cartman with Authoritah

Authoritah

Cartman discovering that he has authority

Keep reciept

Damn frog

Jimbo informs Ned that the frog is real

Effecting education

Cartmans complains to Mr. Garrison that Stan's behavior affecting his education

Getting searched

Cartmans complains his ass hurts after getting searched

Wee-wee

Kyle and stan freaking out at what they just heard

Wee-wee chopping parents

Cartman saying that they need to go somewhere else because they're fearful to...

Finish it

Cartman telling Kyle that once he starts something he needs to finish it

Killed Kenny

Kenny dies when the kids light his fart on fire

Cool beverage

Cartman trying to impress the ladies by offering them snacks

Cheezy poofs

Cartman's mom offering him cheezy poofs

Snacky cakes

Kyle trying to give Cartman some snacky cakes to make him feel better

Hunting crocodiles

Cartman goofing off

Massa

Cartman rambling on about massa (karate guy) and Kyle telling him to shut up

Kick you in the nuts

Cartman telling one of his friends to let him kick him in the nuts

Festively plump

Cartman trying to say he's plump not fat cause Stan always calls him fat

Kick the baby

Kyle kicking the Ike (the baby) because he is Canadian and doesn't like him

Kick ass

Cartman's saying for things he likes

suck my balls

What you're doing is so cool

Winona Ryder is impressed with the war

Better access to the internet

Bill Gates is taken out.

Is that like finding Jesus

The kids are sure what the clitoris is. Maybe some sort of religion?