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Abraham Lincoln died from normal wear and tear

Abraham Lincoln died from normal wear and tear

00:07

Andy and Carrie are arguing again over Andy breaking her blow dryer.

Rule that says you can't eat when someone's crying

Rule that says you can't eat when someone's crying

00:06

Jim is the only one eating at the dinner table while Carrie cries.

Exotic Egyptian Stuff

Exotic Egyptian Stuff

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Jim is telling the girls that the next thing they need to do is stuff his mou...

They then inserted hooks into the nostrils

They then inserted hooks into the nostrils

00:06

Jim is playing a pretend game with the girls, he is a patient.

I must not speak when I'm with people

I must not speak when I'm with people

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Andy just ratted out Jim to Cheryl, because Jim is staying with their daughte...

I'm not leaving, not without my daughter

I'm not leaving, not without my daughter

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Ruby is crying when Jim drops her off at school and the guards are making him...

You got be a rock

You got be a rock

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Jim telling Cheryl that when it comes to leaving their daughter at school she...

That's what we love about you guys

That's what we love about you guys

00:06

Jim telling Cheryl that she is emotional because she is a woman.

Men are tougher

Men are tougher

00:02

Jim trying to tell Cheryl that men are tougher than women.

Nobody reads the articles in Juggs

Nobody reads the articles in Juggs

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Cheryl making fun of Jim's logic about him being better at separating from th...

Men are better at separating than women

Men are better at separating than women

00:15

Jim telling Cheryl that he will take Ruby to school.

You want to have sex?

You want to have sex?

00:19

Jim and Cheryl are ready for bed at 8:00 p.m.

How did Ruby's first day of school go

How did Ruby's first day of school go

00:12

Jim and Cheryl discussing what happened with them today.

Need a tic tac

Need a tic tac

00:05

Andy's stomach is in knots over his fight with his girlfriend.

There's no door

There's no door

00:08

Jim tells Andy that he forgot to put a door on some house plans.

I'll talk to Andy

I'll talk to Andy

00:07

Jim agrees to talk to Cheryl's brother about his fight with his girlfriend.

You're saying that like a question

You're saying that like a question

00:05

Cheryl wants Jim to talk to Andy about his fight with his girlfriend.

We love Carrie, She's great in the sack

We love Carrie, She's great in the sack

00:07

Dana saying why they need to make sure their brother stays with Carrie.

We have to work twice as hard as a man

We have to work twice as hard as a man

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Dana explains to Gracie that seeing they have bagina's they have to work hard...

I have a bagina

I have a bagina

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Out of the clear blue Gracie tells Aunt Dana that she has a bagina.

More haggard than tired

More haggard than tired

00:04

Dana just walked into the kitchen and she asked Cheryl if she looks tired.

So when are we gonna eat

So when are we gonna eat

00:10

Cheryl playing Jim's game and sitting on the couch reading the paper.

Hammock guy

Hammock guy

00:04

Jim telling Cheryl the difference between Frozen Guy and Hammock Guy.

Frozen guy

Frozen guy

00:09

Jim is telling Cheryl that he is playing with the girls.