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Crank

Crank is a 2006 American action/thriller film, written and directed by both Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor, and starring Jason Statham, Amy Smart, Jose Pablo Cantillo, Efren Ramirez, and Dwight Yoakam. The plot centers on a British hitman in Los Angeles named Chev Chelios who is poisoned and must keep his adrenaline flowing constantly in order to keep himself alive, and in so doing causes mayhem, gets into fights with other gangsters, has...

Do You Want Some Pot Or Something

Do You Want Some Pot Or Something

00:08

Eve asks Chelios if he wants some pot to cal down.

You Look like You're On Drugs Or Something

You Look like You're On Drugs Or Something

00:11

Eves thinks Chev's on drugs.

Is This Your New Look Or Something

Is This Your New Look Or Something

00:12

Chelios meets Eve at her apartment in a new outfit.

Maybe You Can Fry Me Up a Waffle Or Something

Maybe You Can Fry Me Up a Waffle Or Something

00:31

Chelios finally gets a hold of Eve and nonchalantly informs he of his poisoni...

Maybe You Can Get Some Vicodin

Maybe You Can Get Some Vicodin

00:10

Doc asks if Chelios can get any drugs to calm him down.

Your Urinary Sphincter Is Tight as a Knot Right Now

Your Urinary Sphincter Is Tight as a Knot Right Now

00:05

Doc tells Chelios his blood vessels are contracting at an unhealthy rate.

And You Got a Steel Hard-On, Don't You?

And You Got a Steel Hard-On, Don't You?

00:18

Chelios tells Doc he took the whole syringe of epinephrine.

How Much of This Stuff Did He Say to Take?

How Much of This Stuff Did He Say to Take?

00:03

Chelios can't remember how much epinephrine he was suppose to take.

Puta!

Puta!

00:03

Kaylo calls a dead man a Puta.

Fucked Up That You Killed Your own Brother

Fucked Up That You Killed Your own Brother

00:13

Chelios taunts Ricky with the death of his brother.

You Guys Really Are Faggots

You Guys Really Are Faggots

00:11

Chelios tells Ricky he has his brothers medallion and then Chelios calls them...

Is This Fucking Chelios

Is This Fucking Chelios

00:14

Chelios kills Ricky's brother and calls him on his phone.

Want to Hold Hands?

Want to Hold Hands?

00:02

Chelios throws a severed hand at Kaylo.

I Just Saw Verona's Brother Walk Into the Prince

I Just Saw Verona's Brother Walk Into the Prince

00:10

Kaylo call Chelios and tells him he just saw Verona's brother when he went to...

You Got to Get to the Emergency Room.

You Got to Get to the Emergency Room.

00:20

Doc tells Chelios to find some epinephrine to inject himself and stay live.

Don't Relax

Don't Relax

00:09

Doc tells Chelios that his adrenaline is getting cut off and he needs to keep...

Ill-Advised

Ill-Advised

00:20

Carlito tells Chelios that the hit on Don Kim may have been a mistake.

Feed Him To a Cage of Wolverines

Feed Him To a Cage of Wolverines

00:09

Chelios demands Carlito to find Verona for him.

We Give That Shit To Horses

We Give That Shit To Horses

00:12

Carlito laughs at Chelios being injected by the same stuff they give to horses.

There Is No Antidote

There Is No Antidote

00:12

Carlito tells Chelios there is no antidote to the Beijing Cocktail.

Crank It!

Crank It!

00:02

Chelios tells a taxi cab driver to turn up the music.

It's Like My Veins Start To Rust

It's Like My Veins Start To Rust

00:10

Chelios tells Chevy he's done some coke to try and stay alive.

They Gave You the Beijing Cocktail

They Gave You the Beijing Cocktail

00:25

Doc diagnoses Chelios's symptoms.

Driving Through a Mall Cops Chasing Me

Driving Through a Mall Cops Chasing Me

00:25

Chelios tells Doc he been poisoned as he drives through a mall with cops chas...