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Reaper - Season 2
Quotes and Sound Clips
I'm Really Sorry That Your Soul Got Damned for Eternity
I Got Frog-Roofied. My Mouth Tastes Like Sand
An Angel Broke My Hand in Six Places
I lost my soul to the devil
I'm a Bad Loser, All Right?
We're Gonna Beat the Devil, Sam
I Just Assume You're Gonna Mess Up
You Think You Can Defeat Me in a Contest?
As the Devil's Reflection
The Shark Attack
I Am Here To Serve God's Eviction Notice
Grandma Hates Double Ding-Dongs
Do I Look Like a Fairy to You
I Was Surrounded by the Heavenly Warmth of 100 Fairies
Is She Smoking Up by the Propane Tanks?
She's Sweet In A Crazy Chuck E Cheese Kind of Way
Have Super Fun With Your Book on the Occult
You Guys Into Magik With A "K" Too?
What Is This, a Zoo?
I Fear I'm Not Long for This World
Now You Can Kiss the Prince All Day
Let Me Get My Tickle on First
You Could Get in the Bath With Me
King Charlie, Meet the Prince
I Don't Want the Death of Innocent Toads
That Thing Was Like a Rope
If You Want to Get High Yet Keep Your Body Clean
You Know What a Complete Downer Hell Is?
This Soul Was a Drug Dealer? Obviously Not a Very Good One
My Fairies. They Protect Me From Harm
My Fairies Put This Lucky Penny on the Floor
You're About to Witness the Maiden Voyage
I'm Afraid I Gotta Side With the Devil on That One, Sammy
Welcome to the Work Bench. Have a Fantastic Day
I'm Not Doing the Monkey Dance for You
I Want You to Dance Like a Monkey
Jimbo the Dancing Monkey
Hello. Welcome to the Work Bench
I'm So Happy You're Home
I Honestly Had No Idea That You Were This Cruel
Has Anyone Ever Told You You Have Exquisite Fingernails?
Then the Explosive Charges Go Off
You're Mad Because I Didn't Kill Phil?
I Need to Get My Old Tailor Back
I Decided to Learn Spanish
I Love You More
I'm Gonna Draw You a Nice Bath
It Smells Like Hell in Here
I Just Got Distracted by Your Hair
She Looks Like Frankenstein
Did You Just Take a Picture of My Butt?
You Are the Total Package
I Have Seen Some Ruthless Stunts in My Day
I Give You Bentopia
I Can Look Like Angelina Jolie if I Wanted To
You Don't Find Me Attractive
It Was Really Great to Meet You Yesterday
I've Done a Lot of Personal Development
I Was Really Wild When I Lived There
Don't You Always Wear the Same Suit?
Only a Select Few Ever Make It Up to 75
Some Companies Produce Microwaves
I've Been Trying to Drive Old Philly Nuts
Is He Dead?
It's a Good Thing You Wear Cheap Ties
It's the Law of Nature, Kill or Be Killed
This Nothing Is Gonna Jump Out This Window
80 Hours a Week Poured Down the Drain
What Kind of Surgery Are You Gonna Perform?
I Don't Want You Bailing on Her
Thank You for the Effort
Miss You Already
I'm Gonna Make a Quick Stop Down at Peepee Town
They're Like Pimples On The Netherworld's Ass
The Living Can't Go Down to Hell. They'd Be Incinerated
We Got Nina Here to Watch You and She's Promised Not to Eat You
I Need to Get Into Hell
Maybe You Can Give Me a Little Trim and I Can Clean You Up Later?
Come on, Sock. We Can Double-Date
I Have the Perfect Girl for You
Lest You Forget That We Have Been Cutting Each Other's Hair
Getting Paid to Sit Around and Do Nothing
What Better Place
Look Who Just Captured a Soul
You, Ben Gonzalez, and Some Demon Hunk Are Gonna Throw Down?
Fighting a Demon Doesn't Make You a Man. It Makes You Dead
You Promised You Weren't Gonna Do Anything Stupid
Sam, You Have First-Hand Information and Knowledge
You're Way More Twisted Than I'd Ever Hoped
I'm a Mighty Proud Papa Bear
How About a Ball Gag? Or Fur-Lined Cuffs?
Wrenchy Bench Is About Good Service and Competitive Prices
You're Gonna Have to Pry That Costume
Wrenchy Bench Is Not Stupid
You Wasted Space in My Classroom
I Knew You Were Stupid, Oliver
I Would Just Be Careful How Much Water You Drink During the Day
I Am Bringing Joy Into the Lives of All These Little Orphans
You Know What I Always Remember About You?
You Realize Your Lifelong Dream of Becoming a Woman
I Have to Go to the Bathroom
We Make Really Great Kidnappers
That Guy Came Back From the Dead to Kill You
I'm Really Really Sorry That I Hit You With a Mallet, Okay?
I Don't Know How You Pulled Off That Mind Freak Business Back There
That Guy Came Back From the Dead to Kill You
You Will Get Your Hands Off Me This Instant
Uh, Are Souls Supposed to Bleed?
You're Evil and You're Going Back to Hell
You Had at Least a Glimmer of Potential
Son, I Have a Lot of Work to Do and Very Little Time
I Secretly Wanted You to Kiss Me That Night
According to You I Should Be Doing Soft-Core Porn by Now
Who's Feeling the Joy I'm Spreading, Huh?
Welcome to the Work Bench, Home of Wrenchy Bench
The Fashion Community Will Never Take You Seriously After This
Walk Away With Your Dignity
There's My Model. Looking Very Fly, Bert
He's a Demon
The Eyebrows Look Fine
The Eyebrows Are Crucial. They're the Windows to Your Face
If Nina Hadn't Demoned Up I Would Have Totally Whooped That Guy's Ass
Female Demons Go Through a Mating Season Once a Year
They Weren't Hitting on Me Because They Think I'm Super Hot
You Know Those Guys That Were Hitting on Me at the Bar?
The Deer Hunter Isn't Really a Comedy
He Told Me It Was Possible That I Was Partially Brain Damaged
Do You Know That He Told Me That I Was Biologically Dumber Than a Guy?
Was He an Escaped Soul All Along?
Hallelujah. It's Raining Pencils
I Want You to Be the Face of the Bench
What Are You Doing in Here, Ted?
No, Not at All. He Was a Complete Ass
There's No Better Feeling In The World
Not That It's Any of My Business
You Want to See What Defeat Looks Like, Take a Picture
Finally! You're Just a Weak Little Girl!
Are You Fiery
I'm Xavier, but You Can Call Me X
Why Are You Dressed Like a 70's Porn Star
She's a Decent Lady, Sam
We'll Share a Bottle of Pino
I Just Hope Old Morgan Doesn't Figure Out a Way
Sock, Did You Bring Home a Stripper Clown?
You're a Demon Assassin
I'm Shedding All My Material Possessions
I Can't Believe You Killed Morgan
I Just Had These Carpets Clean
The Cat-and-Mouse Stuff Was Fun
You Can Do It Because You're Morgan
You Need to Nudge That Little Birdie Out of the Nest
He Ate Everything In The House
If It's Brown, Flush Her Down
I Know It May Be Hard to Believe
I Guess Maybe I'll Just Reel Him in Right Now
Look How Happy I Make Them, Sammy
You Make Me Want to Be a Better Demon
Sam, Sending Escaped Souls Back to Hell
Did She Cry and Then Spit Up
Bros Before Hos
That's Not Cool, Morgan
Whoa, Easy, Guy. It's Just a Soap Opera
Morgan, You Do Not Touch Another Man's DVR
Ever Watch One Life to Live?
There Are Rules in This Society
Now Get the Hell Out of Here
I Live It Up and Then on My Deathbed
It's Called an Alias. Whassup?
I Don't Remember Ordering 1200 Lbs of Bear Kibble
I Can't Believe He Almost Ruined Our Party With His Stupid Wedding
I Can't Believe We Just Had a Genius Idea at the Same Time
What Are You Talking About Clowns?
You Know How Verbal Agreements Hold Up in Court
Has Anyone Ever Told You You Have the Bone Density of a Canary?
Did the Devil Give You Barry Manilow?
It's a Paintball Gun
You Could Melt an Iceberg With Those Deep Browns of Yours, Buddy
You Are an Ass
Are You Blackmailing Me?
The Devil Sent Me
Gloomy Sky Today
No one penetrates my safe place
If I Feel the Urge to Trade My Dignity
You're Weirdly Close With Ben
That's a Good Little Trick
Slip It Out. Slip It Quick
Ben's Not Here
Does Your Perverted Libido Know No Limits?
The Lyric Is If You Can't Be With the One You Love
If You Keep Filling My Glass With More Wine
You Are Up Against An Evil Genius
Are You Standing in the Way of Our Relationship?
I Feel Terrible About the Way That I've Been Acting
I Only Have Time to Service One Fantasy
I Just Wanted to See How Your War With the Devil Was Going
This Dick's Always Up In My Grill
I'm the Devil
I'm on Pins and Needles, Sammy
I Once Witnessed Him Just Cut a Man in Half for Giving Me a Foot Rub
What I'm Feeling Right Now Is No Schoolboy Crush
Well, I'm the Kind of Guy Who Likes to Move Fast
I Remembered You Were on a Cleanse
You're My Cyrano
I Have Difficulty Maintaing Relationships with Women
You Mind if I Open Up to You a Little Bit
I Dug It Up Out of Her Trash
Oh, Black on Black, Sexy
I'm Pretty Sure I Have Glass in My Eye
This Is Expensive Persian Hair Gel
I Tell You This as a Friend, Sock
You Ride That Internet, You Weird Glorious Bastard
You Just Entered a World of Pain, My Friend
I Seduced You
I'm Planning to Seduce This Woman
I Need Afternoons Off for the Next Week
Next Time Nina Comes Stalking Around, You Ignore Her
She's Trying to Relight the Fire
I Tell You, It Was Horrible
And on a Scale of Zero to 10
I'd Like to Ask You a Few Questions
Now Am I to Assume You Are the Devil's Offspring?
Let's Not Lose Sight of What We Shared
Acting Out Like This Isn't Healthy
He's Convinced That I'm a Pushover
He's Packing a Lot of Evil
Feel Sorry for the Devil
Sock and Ben Asked Me to Come Over and Watch Over Your Phone
Don't Walk Away Mad, Son
I Stabbed You in the Back Fair and Square
He Was Back In Hell Before Carrot Top Took The Stage
I Want to See Those Thighs Vibrating With Pure Aggression
It Represents the Nine Circles of Hell
I'm Granting You a Little Break From Catching Souls
Try These Slacks
I Know You Want to Resist It
I Knew You'd Rock a Turtleneck
Aye Aye. So Bossy
We Gotta Throw This Guy a Bachelor Party
You Know What? Okay, Fine
You Aren't Wearing Any Product In Your Hair
Could You Hook a Demon Brother Up?
Do You Realize That We Are Holding The Keys To a Piece of Art
I Was Just Messing Around With the Guys
Oh, Cart Boy
I'd Like to Propose a Dress Code for the Breakfast Table
Damn, Ben, I Had No Idea You Were a Pervert
No You Have Plenty of Callous Sociopathic Tendencies
You Can Stay Here as Long as You Want
So It's Me and the Countess on Her Plane
Man, This Is Gonna Be So Great
It's Okay, Man. You're Light
I Am Fragile
Who Am I Kidding, Man? I Can't Kill You
Pop the Bubbly
You're a Demon and Certain Things Are Just in Your Nature
I Have Been Doing a Ton of Work on Myself
He's So White Bread
It Was a Long Time Ago and I Thought
Are You Uncomfortable
Having A Lady In The House Opens A Window To Lady Trouble
I'm Moving in With You Guys!
It's Absolutely Gay To Bang a Clone of Yourself
You're a Dead Man. Dead Man
Even Though You Lost
One Hand We Got Sam's Soul
We're Gonna Take That 10 Grand, Use It as Seed Money
How Can I Put This? I'm Creating a Machine
I Do Like Lying
You Know What I See When I Look at You, Morgan?
You Still Chasing After That Funeral Chick? Persistent
Minor Heart Attack, Huh? If I Go Out, I'm Going Out Huge
Come on, Chico, Let's Go in the Living Room and Wrestle
You See Grandma Out There Planting Some Healthy Food?
If This Winds Up On YouTube I Will Sue Your Ass
I Wish I Looked Like Morgan
Sorry I Slapped You
That Lady Does Pilates Every Day
It's My Grandmother
Now Maybe You March on Home to Your Little Cemetery There
I Don't Know if It'll Help, but Me and Some Other Students
Hey, Go Big or Go Home, Dawg
I Think Maybe I'd Better Handle the Funeral
But I Do Know How You Mexicans Have a Spicy Temper
The Woman Can See Evil, Sock. See It
I'm Going to Plant Some Veggies
How You Doing, Grandma?
Benjamin, I Don't See Colors, All Right?
So What Are You? What, Are You Black?
Why Is There a Small Mexican Lady in Our Kitchen?
Ass-Whuppin' Morgan Style
Oh, What the Hell, Man?!
I Don't Know What Mind-Games You're Playing
I'm Here to Kick Your Ass
The Loser However Will Be Cast Out
We're Going to Have a Little Contest
You Know What I Would Really Love
Dad, if You Want Me to Start Driving an Electric Car
Really? You Care About Global Warming?
All the CO2 Spewing in the Air Polluting Our Planet
The Devil Brought Us Here, You Idiot
I'm Just Sick and Tired of People Being Able to Reach Me Whenever They Want
You're Gonna Go Blackberry?
Sometimes You Gotta Look Reality in the Face and Say No
Something Good Happened Here Today
Intercourse cured your asthma?
Please Feel Free to Peruse My Collection of Adult Erotica
It says so right on the condom box
Call the Ender Off
A Long Time Ago I Had Hemophobia
Hey, Douchebag, What Did You Do?
I Don't Know What That Is
Billy Boyland, Born 1971, Died 1993
Honestly, Compared to Some Other Times When I Met the Parents
Either Way We Get to Enjoy the Night Air
Digging Up a Grave Seems Wrong
Sam, I Actually Envy the Guy
Your Daughter Wasn't Laughing
Kristen Would Not Date You
I Feel Like I Could Ask You Anything Dad
Tomorrow Night for Our Special Anniversary
The Brooklyn Bridge
It's Just So Unfair That the Devil Is Always Ruining True Love
This Time There Is No Covet
We Nab Him Before He Does The Walk Of Shame
Our Little Virgin's All Grown Up
Lock and Load, Bitches
Welcome to the Jungle, Boys
Hey, Man, I Thought You Hit Some Pretty Rad Poses Back There
Our Boy Billy's Into the Older Ladies
We Gotta Get This Guy Some Action
So You Dream to Have Sex?
Sock, What Are You Doing?
I Died Before I Ever Had Sex
There Is Literally Nothing You Could Say or Do to Stop This From Happening
This Poor Schmuck Was Mentally Undressing Some Broad
Can You Smell It, Sammy?
So You Catch Me the Soul, I'll Take Credit
I Need His Money
You Didn't Have to Come Back
Let Me Tell You Where I Was 12 Hours Ago
She's Totally Dumping Him
I Want You to Forget All About This Fatal Flaw
This Is Like Every Relationship I've Ever Been In
I Think We Should Save Something So Special
You Know What? There Is Something That I Want to Do
Guess What Saturday Is
Maybe We Should Take a Break
I Know What You're Trying to Do Here, Andi
I Choose Sam
Ooh, Is That Flax?
Can You Put Some Clothes on, Please?
She Doesn't Think That I Can Charm Her Father
He'll Be Shocked at First
My Father Cannot Know I Date My Stepbrother
I Brought Shower Coffee
I'm Sorry Andi Broke Up With You
Want Some Flax for Your Yogurt?
Are You Breaking Up With Me?
Evil Has Worked Its Way Into Every Part of Your Life
I Can't Make Plans for the Future
I Want to Tell You That I Don't Put You in Harm's Way
Do You Have Any Idea How Impossible You've Made My Life?
We Were Just on Our Way Outside
You Don't Understand My Culture
That Sweet Ass Crazy Move I Did The Other Night
That Was a Beautiful Natural Thing
That Thing Had Three Stomachs Like a Cow
Keeping Him Alive Is Way Worse Than Any Punishment We Can Give Him
You're Not Gonna Let Me Go
You Want Your Friends? They All Still Exist
Just Like a David Lynch Movie
I Bet There's No Keys
Benji, You Run That Way, Scream Like a Maniac
We're Sitting Ducks
Dude, You're Banging a Tentacle?
This Little Town, This Little Slice of Heaven
Benjamin Casper Perez Gonzalez
You Bit Your Tongue, Benjamin
I Just Lost A Sister And A Lover
She Was Like Vanilla Boys
The Tricky Thing About This Creature Is Finding It
It's Not a Normal Grenade
If You Work for the Devil, I Hope You've Got a Plan
Maybe That Thing Didn't Eat Nina Right Away
We Could Go Shawshank
Did She Send Me A Message A Bottle Or A Pigeon
You Smell Delicious
Get Yourself Nice and Garlicky
Last Night He Shared a Bed With His Own Sister
Rules Are for a-Holes
I Think You're Standing on My Penis
One Manly Wine Cooler Coming Up
Women They're Like a Mystery
It Seems Like None of This Even Bothers You Anymore
You're Getting Pretty Comfortable With All of This, Aren't You?
So I'm Leaving a Message
I'm Just Sitting Here Thinking About You
I'm Gonna Snatch Those Covers Right Off You
Just Like The Way I French
I Guess I'm Just Used to Dating Guys From Hell
Rip Out His Internal Organs and Show 'Em to Him
I Need to Be Away From Ben Right Now
Unlimited Minutes, Sweetie Don't Let Them Go to Waste
I'm Probably Gonna Get Something to Eat
Now Here's a Little Cherry for Your Sundae
I'll Be Back in Time for the Main Event
Apparently, Bug Fighting Is Huge in Japan
Why Are We Throwing a Wake for Les Nessman?
I Would've Bet Against You if I Was a Betting Man
There Are Two Ways This Is Gonna End
I Also Have the Sad Duty of Telling You How Les Passed
Oh My God! You Son of a Bitch!
I Want to Believe You
You Have the Demon Eyes, Nina
Are You Growling At Me
I'm Sorry For Almost Hitting Your Friend With My Car
Moment of Weakness There's No Such Thing
Souls Don't Get Second Chances
Punishing Souls Is Like Raising Children
Hey, Sammy, What's Up?
May I Please Borrow The Company Pepper Spray
I'm Going to Break Up With Nina
Would You Like Me to Beat Him Up for You?
It's Just I Have to Be the One That's in Charge Now
You're a Demon?
Because I'm a Demon
You Gotta Play Dirty. Punch 'Em in the Nuts
Maybe You Should Grow a Soul Patch
Somehow I Am Sensing You're a Little Bit Upset About This
It Seems They Got a Call From a Mr. Les Nessman
I Guess I'll Run It Up the Flagpole
Devil Owns My Soul
Did He Just Knock Himself Out?
You Got Stones For Days
Float Like a Butterfly
Boxing Requires Focus. Know What It's Like?
I Hope You Throw the Bone Better Than You Throw the Fist
You Got the Punching Power of a Drunken Baby
Drop a Load of Sammy on Me
Now There's No Way I Can Turn You Into a Boxer
You're Going About It All Wrong, Man
I Think He's a Really Good Guy
You're Not Dating Me to Kill Sam, Right?
I Just Want to Be Crystal Clear on the Issue
Don't Worry, It's Perfectly Safe
You Are an Evil Genius
I've Been Trying to Find This Les Nessman Guy
At Least You Won the Moral Victory
You Come Back Again and I'll Kill You
You're Not Gonna Start Crying on Me, Are You?
The Devil Sent Me
I Like A Girl Who Eats Like A Trucker
You Are a Horrible Judge of Character When It Comes to Women
My Ex-Wife Double-Crossed Me
What's a Pokey?
What Do You Think Is Your Biggest Character Flaw?
So Nina, Where Are You From?
I've Never Ever Had Cooked Cow Before
I've Got A Sexaholics' Group Coming In
You Are A Terrible Person
I Needed a Little Me Time
You Guys Want to Go Get a Drink?
I'm Not Above Buying Your Affection
I'm Not Gonna Get Crazy With Power
Tastes Like Pennies
It's Not Like I Tried to Murder Your Friend for Fun
That You Tried To Kill Sam
You're ashamed that I'm a demon
After Some Time Passes
I Think I Was Wrong About You, Sam
I Can't Watch, Benji. Tell Me What Happens
It Worked. They're Out Cold
Let's Just Hope They're Not Angry Drunks
Free Beer, a Giant Beer Baby Enticing Them
Our Beer Mascot Is a Baby?
Sometimes in Order to Do Something Good You Have to Do Something Bad First
Shhh! My Hair Hurts
Oh, Cramming Is Hard. I Hate College
Mr. Handly, My Fifth-Grade Gym Teacher
I'm Just Saying
You're Trying to Kill Me
I Have Sired Many Many Many Children
Let Me Give You a Little History Lesson, Sam
I Like That You're Playing The Nepotism Card
The devil is attracted to radishes
Your Pentagram Is Actually a Star of David
I Summon You, Satan
That's How I Feel When I Eat Indian Food
Dear Andi, You're Real Pretty
I Knew It. I Knew It, She's Falling for Me
The Devil's Setting Me Up. He Wants Me to Die
That Is My Sister I Got Dibs
A Vessel That Needs to Recharge
We Got to Fight 20 More Guys Like That?
Shame on You for Bringing a Board to the Battle
Do You Guys Think It's Okay
I Have No Idea What to Do
I Always Thought My Brother Would Be Shorter
Yeah Yeah Yeah, Bert Is Sock
My Right To Move Back Into The Cradle Of My Birth
I Have A Squatter Living In My Home
How Long Are You Gonna Be Mad at Me?
Andi, Hey. We Got Our Jobs Back
My Back Is Killing Me
This Is Just Too Perfect. My Moment of Triumph
It Just Gets Worse and Worse
I Wish My Nickname Was Cobra Snake
Oh, You Look Like a Fairy Princess
Your Trip Sounds Like a Real Snore-Fest
I Knew The Real Prodigal Son
What Aisle Are the Cots In? Aisle 10
The Work Bench Is Our Oyster to Be Shucked
My Mom Brags About Me All the Time
You're Making Me Look Dumb In Front of My Friends
It's Your Little Sock Puppet
He's probably having sex with your mom all the time
I'm Glad We Got Evicted. That Place Ate It
My Crimper! I Thought I Lost This This
Ted Fired The Three of You
Would You Call Sock?
The Answering Machine Is Probably Full
Want to Bring Her a Bag of Chips?
Oh, I Think We Decided She Was Gonna Be Shocked
Wait. So Where Did We Land
Unless We Go To Seaworld
Reaper - Season 2