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You Can Read Minds?

You Can Read Minds?

00:17

Matilda tells Hansel and Derek that she became bulimic after she was made fun...

I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree

I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree

00:30

Hansel's voice over plays for male model of the year video.

I hear a lot of words like beauty and handsomeness and incredibly chiseled features

I hear a lot of words like beauty and handsomeness and incredibly chiseled features

00:11

Hansel's video plays for his nomination for male model of the year.

They're in the computer?

They're in the computer?

00:13

Hansel has no idea how computers work so he doesn't what "files" are. Matilda...

What Say We Settle This on the Runway

What Say We Settle This on the Runway

00:23

Derek challenges Hansel to a walk-off.

You haven't done it in a while

You haven't done it in a while

00:10

Matilda makes the mistake of telling Hansel and Derek that she hasn't had sex...

What Say We Settle This on the Runway Han-Solo

What Say We Settle This on the Runway Han-Solo

00:22

Derek challenges Hansel to a walk-off to really see who the best male model is.

And I Felt Like, This Guy's Really Hurting Me, and It Hurt

And I Felt Like, This Guy's Really Hurting Me, and It Hurt

00:06

Hansel really digs deep for this line to say to Derek while they make up and ...

There It Is! Magnum!

There It Is! Magnum!

00:03

Everyone gets to see Derek's new look Magnum for the first time. It's the sam...

Why you been acting so messed up towards me?

Why you been acting so messed up towards me?

00:24

Matilda brings Derek over to Hansel's to hide out but before Hansel allows th...

Taste My Pain, Bitch!

Taste My Pain, Bitch!

00:03

Hansel yells to Katinka to distract her before he throws a Yo-Yo at her hand ...

Thanks for the freak fest last night

Thanks for the freak fest last night

00:18

After a wild night full of sex with Derek, Hansel and company, Matilda wakes ...

I Friggin' Worship You, Man

I Friggin' Worship You, Man

00:02

Hansel says to Derek after they make up and Derek needs a place to hide out f...

Who Are You Trying to Get Crazy With, Ese?

Who Are You Trying to Get Crazy With, Ese?

00:07

Hansel talks smack to Derek after he challenges him to a walk-off.

I hear a lot of words like beauty and handsomeness and incredibly chiseled features

I hear a lot of words like beauty and handsomeness and incredibly chiseled features

00:11

While playing Hansel's male model of the year reel, he talks about words that...

You Gotta Cut Me. I Can't See. I'm Blind Out There

You Gotta Cut Me. I Can't See. I'm Blind Out There

00:08

During the walk-off Hansel asks his corner to cut a strand of hair because he...

What's the Dealio Yo?

What's the Dealio Yo?

00:02

Hansel asks Matilda why she isn't a fan of models.

Listen to Your Friend Billy Zane

Listen to Your Friend Billy Zane

00:05

Hansel tells Derek to listen to Billy Zane when he tells him to not go throug...

 I grip it, and I rip it. I live with a lot of flair

I grip it, and I rip it. I live with a lot of flair

00:09

Hansel gives the audience an insight of how he lives his life.

Deal With That!

Deal With That!

00:02

Hansel helps save the day and does some trash talking.

I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree

I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree

00:21

Hansel gives the audience a little background on what he's like and things he...

Why You Been Acting So Messed Up Towards Me?

Why You Been Acting So Messed Up Towards Me?

00:39

Derek and Matilda show up to hide out a Hansel's because it's the last place ...

Do I know what product I'm selling? No

Do I know what product I'm selling? No

00:10

Hansel gives more background information on himself not really realizing he s...