Dwight Schrute Sound Clips


You Think You Can Get Into Cornell?
"What is on your face? Is that a disguise?"
Is that a disguise?
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"I.D. badges are long over due. Security in this office park is a joke. Last year I came to ...
Spud gun
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"This is humongous. I am not a security threat and my middle name is Kurt, not fart."
Kurt, not fart
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"Michael said, we must deceive them so as not to hurt them and in that way, we honor them.&q...
Deceive them not to hurt them
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"Should I have reported Oscar's malfeasance? Hm, probably but now I know something that he d...
Malfeasance for malfeasances' sake
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Dwight: "On the other hand it does leave less money for bat birth control." Jim: "...
Bat birth control
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Andy: "And then I will say something positive like, 'kudos!' Or 'job well done!'" Jim: ...
I was mocking you
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Dwight: "Hey Toby." Toby: "Hey Dwight." Dwight: "You said that we could ...
Dwight Asks "Where is the Clitoris?"
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Dwight's recorder
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Dwight: "Hey Toby." Toby: "Hey Dwight." Dwight: "You said that we could ...
Where is the clitoris
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