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True Blood Season 1

The first season of the American television drama series True Blood premiered on September 7, 2008 and concluded on November 23, 2008. It consisted of 12 episodes, each running approximately 55 minutes in length and was, for the most part, based on the novel Dead Until Dark, the first entry in The Southern Vampire Mysteries by Charlaine Harris. The story takes place in the fictional town of Bon Temps, Louisiana, two years after vampires have...

Oh, Man, You Don't Stand a Chance

Oh, Man, You Don't Stand a Chance

00:02

Tara tells Sam that he doesn't have a chance of winning Sookie's heart with B...

 Jerry, You Stupid Bitch

Jerry, You Stupid Bitch

00:04

Malcolm gets ready to punish Jerry for trying to give him hep D.

Isn't Anyone Even the Slightest Bit Interested

Isn't Anyone Even the Slightest Bit Interested

00:05

Diane wants to know how Sookie knew that Jerry had Hep D when nobody else did.

Somebody Needs to Get Down on My Johnson

Somebody Needs to Get Down on My Johnson

00:02

Liam asks one of the hookers in the house to have sex with him immediately.

Are You Trying to Glamour Me?

Are You Trying to Glamour Me?

00:08

Sookie informs Malcolm that she can't be glamoured by vampires.

Look, I Will Admit to Sometimes

Look, I Will Admit to Sometimes

00:06

Tara doesn't want to watch a doctor cut up Jason's penis.

A Needle in My Dick?

A Needle in My Dick?

00:04

Jason is shocked that the least intrusive thing the doctor can do for him is ...

Oh, Lord, Woman

Oh, Lord, Woman

00:02

Rene doesn't like how obsessed with doilies Arlene is

Well Next Time I Find a Friend of Mine Dead

Well Next Time I Find a Friend of Mine Dead

00:03

Sookie tells the sheriff that she wasn't thinking about the crime scene when ...

Fuck Am I Gonna Do? I Already Got Out of This Once

Fuck Am I Gonna Do? I Already Got Out of This Once

00:06

Jason wonders how he is going to be cleared of Dawn's murder when he has been...

 I Tell You One Thing, Man

I Tell You One Thing, Man

00:08

Rene thinks that the town can't afford to lose many young women and hopes the...

She Fired a Gun at You and You Come Back to Apologize?

She Fired a Gun at You and You Come Back to Apologize?

00:02

Sookie is shocked that Jason might want to be with a woman who shot a gun in ...

Sweet Lord in Heaven, No

Sweet Lord in Heaven, No

00:13

Miss Lebvre finds Dawn's body with Jason and Sookie standing over it and imme...

Oh, Please, Jason. You Ain't Even Got Enough Sense

Oh, Please, Jason. You Ain't Even Got Enough Sense

00:04

Sookie tells Jason that he doesn't have any common sense.

I-I'm Not Doing This for Him, I'm Doing This for Me

I-I'm Not Doing This for Him, I'm Doing This for Me

00:05

Gran tells Sookie that she is cleaning the house so that she can be proud of ...

We Never Should Have Given Them the Vote

We Never Should Have Given Them the Vote

00:10

Sookie watches an interview with Rev. Newlin where he claims that vampires ha...

Do I Taste Different From Other People?

Do I Taste Different From Other People?

00:03

Sookie asks Bill if her blood tastes different from other people.

I Didn't Kill Her

I Didn't Kill Her

00:06

Jason tries to tell Det. Bellefleur that he didn't kill Maudette.

Show Your Fucking Face, Freak!

Show Your Fucking Face, Freak!

00:02

Denise gets upset when Bill attacks her in order to rescue Sookie.

You Can Be My Santa Claus

You Can Be My Santa Claus

00:02

Lafayette tells a fat man at the bar that he would love it if they played "Sa...

That Boy Is Sex on a Stick

That Boy Is Sex on a Stick

00:05

Lafayette tells Tara that he likes the way Jason looks despite his personalit...

Even if You Hate Vampires

Even if You Hate Vampires

00:06

Sookie gets mad at Jason for thinking its ok for the Rattrays to steal Bill's...

I Never Thought I Would Be Having Sex With You

I Never Thought I Would Be Having Sex With You

00:11

Sookie dreams about sleeping with Bill.

You Are a Gigantic Parody of Yourself

You Are a Gigantic Parody of Yourself

00:04

Tara laughs at the way Jason behaves after Dawn propositions him at the bar.