Dana Carvey Sound Clips


Dana Carvey
"...and I was weak by how cute that was, I was like, 'I've gotta sit down, that's so damn cu...
I've gotta sit down
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"Maybe we should take a belt to your buttocks muscle"
Belt to your buttocks
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"To fight my demonic urges, I popped a butterrum lifesaver and sucked away like there was no...
Church lady
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"Could it be? SATAN!"
Satan
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Church Lady: "New motion picture out, Throw Momma from the Train. Charming little title, Dan...
Church Lady and Throw Momma from the Train
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"Could it be… Satan?"
Could it be Satan?
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Hans & Franz: "We just want to pump you up."
Pump you up
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You know sometimes when you're doing it and you're upside down And she's taller than you and Yo...
You Know Sometimes When You're Doing It And You're Upside Down
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This evening at 7:00, I hereby renounce my claim to the throne of England so that I may be free t...
To live as a tampon in the trousers
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Definitely very...Sexy.
Definitely Very Sexy
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