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You Are Going to Cook a Dinner Just for Me, Cockroach?

You Are Going to Cook a Dinner Just for Me, Cockroach?

Carter tells Schultz that LeBeau is going to cook him some cockroaches.

Why Don't I Wait in Her Dressing Room

Why Don't I Wait in Her Dressing Room

Carter wants to go talk one of the dancers while they wait for the snow to cl...

Well, There Goes Our Truck

Well, There Goes Our Truck

The men say goodbye to the truck driver.

Maybe I Can Make It Into Town Before the Raid

Maybe I Can Make It Into Town Before the Raid

Carter wants to go meet the girl even though he might get bombed in the proce...

One Thing I Have to Say for You, Colonel

One Thing I Have to Say for You, Colonel

Carter tries to look at the upside of things.

Excuse Me, Colonel, but Don't I Seem to Recall

Excuse Me, Colonel, but Don't I Seem to Recall

Carter senses trouble now that Marya is around.

How Long to Disarm It?

How Long to Disarm It?

Hogan wants to know how long it will take to take apart the rocket.

What About Our Operation Here?

What About Our Operation Here?

The men wonder what will happen when Becker is in charge.

Gentlemen, I've Reached a Decision

Gentlemen, I've Reached a Decision

Hogan tells the men that they are going to try to send Klink to the Russian f...

The Colonel's gone crackers

The Colonel's gone crackers

Newkirk complains that he has to dress as a woman.

Carter, Get Rid of That Bush

Carter, Get Rid of That Bush

Carter wants to use a bush as camouflage.

 Achtung!

Achtung!

Carter wants to know if he looks like Hitler.

What Are Our Chances, Colonel?

What Are Our Chances, Colonel?

Carter wants to know what their chances are for escaping?

All Right, Get Ready to Move

All Right, Get Ready to Move

Hogan tells the men to ready their equipment for destruction in case their co...

Colonel, Are You Sure You're Doing the Right Thing?

Colonel, Are You Sure You're Doing the Right Thing?

Carter is worried that Hogan is making the right choice.

How Can You Sleep After a Decision Like That?

How Can You Sleep After a Decision Like That?

Hogan doesn't think that he'll have any trouble sleeping. He'll count P-51s ...

The Way Those Krauts Spend Money

The Way Those Krauts Spend Money

The men think that the war is way over budget.

Boy, you Germans really keep busy

Boy, you Germans really keep busy

Carter is impressed with the amount of research that the Germans do.

Colonel, He's Insulting Me!

Colonel, He's Insulting Me!

Carter is upset that everyone is insulting him about blowing the mission.

My Mind Went Blank

My Mind Went Blank

LeBeau is very upset that Carter blew the mission by speaking English.

The Lightning Hit You, Lebeau

The Lightning Hit You, Lebeau

Hogan tells LeBeau to pretend that the lightning actually did hit him and awa...

Yeah, It's Got a Lot of Dials and Switches

Yeah, It's Got a Lot of Dials and Switches

Carter doesn't know what the dials and switches in the German truck mean.

You Know, Schultz

You Know, Schultz

Carter is upset with Schultz's demands.

After All, Schultz Isn't the Only Crook Around Here

After All, Schultz Isn't the Only Crook Around Here

Carter doesn't think that Schultz is the guy who took the radio.