Our Worlds Have Met Before
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Ding a Ling! Come Out and Get Your Ice Cream
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Together We Form an Alliance With the Humans
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He's Here I Smell Him
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Arcee Twins! Target Coming Your Way!
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I Got Him, I Got Him!
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I Screwed That Up. I'm Okay. I'm All Right
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Damn, I'm Good!
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Air Support, We Need Big Buddha to Deliver the Drop Now!
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Autobots, I'm in Pursuit!
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Pull Over!
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Punk Ass Decepticon!
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Look What I Found. It's Your Little Baby Booties
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My Little Baby Bootie Boy
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College, Bummer!
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You Have to Come Home Every Holiday, Not Just Big Ones
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Well, I Can't Come Home for Halloween, Mom
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March, Young Lady
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Now I'm Crying Again! This Sucks!
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Mojo, No Dominating Frankie!
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Wow. You're Pretty Confident, Huh?
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I Love It When You Say "Camshafts."
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Can You Just Stop?
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What Was That? That's the Whole Kitchen!
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Whatever
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National Security
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When You Go, He Goes
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Fine. If the Government's Paying, I Want a Pool and a Hot Tub!
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Bee, I Want to Talk to You About the College Thing, Okay?
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Freshmen Aren't Allowed to Have Cars
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Love You, Bee
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You're the Best Thing to Ever Happen to Me
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Soundwave Acknowledges
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Bad Ass Ice Cream Truck Coming Through
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That Hurt, Man
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You Guys Made a Mess of Shanghai
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You Gotta Wonder
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Director Galloway, Our National Security Advisor
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Well, I Guess I Didn't Get That Memo
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We've Witnessed Your Human Capacity for War
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But Who Are You to Judge What's Best for Us?
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We've Shed Blood, Sweat and Precious Metal Together
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Decepticons, We Have Located the Shard
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"The Fallen Shall Rise Again"?
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What if We Leave and You're Wrong?
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Oh, My Gosh! Look at This Place!
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You Want This Side or That Side?
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This Is the Awkward Moment
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Welcome to My Empire, Bro, therealeffingdeal.com
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Anybody Could Do It on Any Computer, Okay?
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Don't Be Sucking the Sack Bro!
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Sad Face 312 No Switching No Trading
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It's Just Like Hogwarts
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You Don't Often See White Boys With the Dreadlocks
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Sharsky Hacked Campus Housing
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My Son Lives in This Dorm
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I'm Glad She Ain't My Mama!
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He Recently Had His Cherry Popped!
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He Recently Had His Cherry Popped!
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Hey, Professor, I'd Do Anything for an A
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First Frat Party's the Game Changer
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I'm Gonna Be Getting My Spitzy Freaky Freak On
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Hey! Who Drove the Freaking Yellow Camaro?
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He Just Went to Get You a Tighter Shirt
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Now How About I Park My Foot in Your Ass?
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Fuel-Injected. The Roar of the Engine, It Just Tickles Me
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You're the Best Thing to Ever Happen to Me
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Come on, Sam. Just One Ride
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You Won't Give Me One Day in College?
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Fate Rarely Calls Upon Us at a Moment of Our Choosing
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Need Parts! Kill the Little One!
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The Shard Make Energon!
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Starscream, I'm Home
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Even in Death, There Is No Command but Mine
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My Master I Failed You on Earth
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Let Me Strip the Very Flesh From His Body!
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All You Eager Nubile Young Minds
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I Just Finished Your Book and There's
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Energy Does Equal Mass Times the Velocity
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Young Man I Will Not Be Punk'd in Front of the Dean
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What, You Finally Hit Puberty?
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I Just Read a 903 Page Astronomy Book in 32.6 Seconds
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You're Hot, but You Ain't Too Bright
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Ow! Damn it! Son of a Bitch!
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What Are You Looking at Slobber Puss?
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That's My Eye, You Crazy Bitch!
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Is That the Best You Got, Huh?
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Easy, Warrior Goddess
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They're Gonna Whack Me!
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And Have Any Strangers Given You
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Major, Incoming Sos From Autobots!
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Hey!
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Wait, Wait, Wait! Can I Just Sit and Watch?
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Is Sam Home?
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Is That Your Girlfriend?
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You Ever Had Your Stomach Tongued
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You're Such a Little Girl!
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It's Not Fun for Me, Okay, Mikaela?
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We're Gonna Have 10 Seconds of Silence Right Now
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She Violated Your Orifice With Her Nasty Alien Probe?
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Oh My God You Know How to Hot Wire a Car? That's So Hot!
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Kiss This Bitch!
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Okay, So What Else Don't I Know, All Right?
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Oh, My God! Oh, My God!
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I Am Going to Kill You Slowly, Painfully
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Come Here Boy
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Doctor, Examine This Alien Specimen
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Weak! Puny! Waste of Metal!
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Decepticons!
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There Is Another Source of Energon Hidden on This Planet
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You are so weak!
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Decepticons Mobilize It Is Time
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That Went Well
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Hello? I Mean Bonsoir!
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All the Way Across the Ocean to Eat a Plate of Snails
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Revenge Is Mine
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Citizens of the Human Hive
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Yo, Leo!
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Not in My Trunk!
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Look, I'm Just Going to Go
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What Is the Meaning of This?
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This Fool Is Terribly Misinformed
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I'm Ordering You to Stand Down
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Bee if You Hate Me I Understand
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That's Some Serious Stuff, Right There
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Hair Growing Like a Chia Pet
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Robo Warrior
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I Had a Bit of a Mild Panic Attack Earlier, Right?
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Number 42, We Got Your Kishka, Knish
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You Ruined a Beautiful Piece of Fish You Retard!
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Wait a Minute You Know This Guy?
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What Is the Meaning of This?
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You Live With Your Mama?
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I Got Bagels to Schmear Vanish
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Meat Locker, Now!
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What You're About to See Is Top Secret
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Do Not Tell My Mother
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Hey, Still Radioactive. Hands Off
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Before I Got Fired, I Poached S-7's Crown Jewel
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Well, Then We're Porked, Unless We Can Talk to a Decepticon
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I Will Have So Many Decepticons on Your Butt!
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I Spent My Whole Adult Life Combing the Planet for Aliens
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You Want a Throwdown, You Pubic 'Fro-Head?
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I'm So Sorry About Your Eye You Know
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It's a Baseball Thing
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You Get Caught, Demand an Attorney and Don't Ever Say My Name
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Okay, Take One of These Pills. Slip It Under Your Tongue
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Kid, Kid, Kid
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How Many Times Can You Get Tased In the Nuts
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There He Is
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Itchy, Wretched Rust in My Arse!
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The Museum Is Going to Be Very Angry
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Look We Just Want to Talk!
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Might as Well Call It Dirt Planet Dirt
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Tell Me, Is That Robot Civil War Still Going On?
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I'm Changing Sides Too Warrior Goddess
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Somebody Shit The Bed This Morning
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I Have Issues of My Own
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My Boosters Are Fried
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I Think We Can Help Each Other
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Hey, That Freaking Hurt!
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Except You Landed on My Testicles
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What Is This? It's Vegas
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Don't You Get Snippy With Me, Fleshling!
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This Planet Was Visited by Our Race Once Before
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Destroy Suns? You Mean Blow Them Up?
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Okay, So How Do We Stop Him?
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This Is What's Called Blending in Like a Ninja
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Great a Fricking Munchkin
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Decepticons Boy's Location Detected
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Undercover, Yo You Got to Blend in With Your Surroundings
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Guard Us. Low Profile. Don't Make a Scene, Okay?
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What? Why Do Boys Always Change the Subject?
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Not Now, We're on the Plane, You Dumb Ass!
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Why Aren't You Wearing Your Chute?
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'Cause We're Trusting Grandpa Blackbird
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Sometimes You Get to the End of the Rainbow
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Are You Scared?
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Now, That's Rude
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Cover Optimus!
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So We Just Dropped Off 10 Tons Of
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Oh God Please God! Please
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One Man Alone
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Just Relax You're With the Maestro
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Decepticons! Begin Our Assault!
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This Ain't Good This Ain't Good
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We're About to Get Our Asses Whupped
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You Ever See That Film Gunfight at the O K Corral?
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Look at This Mother
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I Don't Want to Die!
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He Dead He Got So Ate
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You Should've Never Eaten Me! I'm Gonna Bust Your Face Up!
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Keep Fighting, Mudflap!
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Aw, Man! You Shot Me in the Face!
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Sam! Sam!
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You Don't Stop You Don't Hide You Run
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I'm Not Gonna Go Without You
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Shit, It's a Trick
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Follow Us to the Pillars. We'll Take You to Optimus
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Where the Hell Are You? Watching the Weather Channel?
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Not On My Watch
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Incoming!
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I'm Too Old for This Crap
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I Am Directly Below the Enemy's Scrotum
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You Guys Stick With Me, You Understand? You Stay on My Ass
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I Hope These F-16s Got Good Aim
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Stay Back! Mikaela Stay Back!
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The Matrix of Leadership Is Not Found, It Is Earned
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I Love You I Love You
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Boy, You Returned for Me
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I Claim Your Sun
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Optimus, Take My Parts
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Let's Roll
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Die Like Your Brothers!
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You Picked the Wrong Planet
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Not to Call You a Coward, Master
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It Took All This for You to Tell Me That You Love Me
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Our Races United by a History Long Forgotten
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Thank You Sam for Saving My Life
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So Glad You Could Join Us, Professor Einstein
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He Still Having Voice Problems?
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I Made You a Long Distance Relationship Kit
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Ever Since I Touched the Cube Splinter
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Wow!
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We Got a Whole Lot of Fight Coming Our Way
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You Got to Be Kidding Me
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What We Need Is to Draw Up Battle Plans
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I Got Wetnaps
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Okay? I'm the Key to This
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One Man, Alone, Betrayed by the Country He Loves
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Run!
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Bring in Sideswipe!
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Arcees, Get Ready to Launch
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Hey! I Don't Know
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This Planet Will Be Dark Forever
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I Think Aliens Built That
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No, My Mama Lives With Me
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Freshmen Aren't Allowed to Have Cars
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Get Up Prime!
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Holy Mother!
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I Command These Doors to Open
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Devastator!
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Doctor, Examine This Alien Specimen
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Right I'm on a Mission
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Sam!
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You'll See a Lot of That in College Too
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Autobots, Attack!
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Here He Comes!
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Sam Witwicky? A Word With You. Yes, Mom. Yeah
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I Got This at the Bake Sale for the Environment
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The Last Prime Is Dead!
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You Have a Ride? Bro, Why Are You Holding Out on Us?
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Hey, Bones. Are You Hungry?
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Ironhide We Should Leave This Planet
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They're Here to Hunt You!
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We're Dead, Bro FBI, CIA, We Are Wanted Fugitives Now!
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And Now We're Underneath the Moon and the Stars
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Hey! Let Me Out, Let Me Out!
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Now, Under the Classified Alien/Autobot Cooperation Act
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There Is the Mother of All Non Biologicals
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Okay, You See Those Three Stars?
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Yeah! Yeah!
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Jolt! Electrify!
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Your Cheatin' Heart
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Decepticons Suck My Popsicle!
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'Cause We're Trusting Grandpa Blackbird
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