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I lied about witnessing a murder once

I lied about witnessing a murder once

00:08

Calogero goes to confession

Saddest thing in life is wasted talent

Saddest thing in life is wasted talent

00:03

Lorenzo gives Calogero some life advice

Wasted talent

Wasted talent

00:11

Lorenzo gives Calogero some life advice

Did a good thing for a bad man

Did a good thing for a bad man

00:12

Calogero thinks about his decision to lie to the cops

Last player to win the triple crown

Last player to win the triple crown

00:09

Lorenzo quizzes Calogero about baseball after he rides the bus with him

I didn't rat dad, I didn't rat

I didn't rat dad, I didn't rat

00:10

Calogero and Lorenzo go home after Calogero lies to the police saying Sonny d...

I can't do Coffeecake

I can't do Coffeecake

00:02

Mario tells the kids he can't imitate Coffeecake cause he's so ugly

Do somebody hard like Coffeecake

Do somebody hard like Coffeecake

00:10

The kids do their best impressions of the gangsters up the street

I'll kick your little fuckin asses

I'll kick your little fuckin asses

00:03

Phil the peddler threatens the kids while they steal fruit from him

Slick and Crazy Mario were my best friends

Slick and Crazy Mario were my best friends

00:07

Calogero introduces his best friends

I'm not in the mood for steak

I'm not in the mood for steak

00:12

Lorenzo reminds Calogero how hard he has to work so that the family can get s...

Sonny had five fingers but only used three

Sonny had five fingers but only used three

00:04

Calogero talks about how Sonny would tuck fingers when he talked using only t...

You should shut up cause nobody's talkin to you

You should shut up cause nobody's talkin to you

00:08

Rosina catches Calogero in the bar and gets Lorenzo to talk to him about not ...

This was Sonny's crew and nobody fucked with these guys

This was Sonny's crew and nobody fucked with these guys

00:08

Calogero introduces the rest of Sonny's crew

His name was Jimmy Whispers

His name was Jimmy Whispers

00:06

Calogero introduces Jimmy Whispers

They called him Frankie Coffeecake

They called him Frankie Coffeecake

00:06

Calogero introduces Frankie Coffee Cake

JoJo the Whale

JoJo the Whale

00:11

Calogero introduces JoJo the Whale

Wasn't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all

Wasn't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all

00:08

Calogero talks about how Eddie Mush has the worst luck

Eddie Mush was a degenerate gambler

Eddie Mush was a degenerate gambler

00:07

Calogero introduced Eddie Mush

Called him Tony Tupee cause wore worst hair piece

Called him Tony Tupee cause wore worst hair piece

00:10

Calogero introduces Tony Tupee

Get in the fucking car

Get in the fucking car

00:12

A guy drives next to his chick trying to get her back in the car

Hear Italian men romancing their women

Hear Italian men romancing their women

00:10

Calogero tells stories about his neighborhood