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All My Life
My Mother Made That
Then I Can't Fly It
Well, He Did Fly a Spaceship
Nice Dress, Mom
Yeah, What The Heck, Get Crazy
Well, I Love What You've Got on Now
Your Clothes are Hanging Neatly in the Closet Back Home
Alf Has Gone 6 Months Without Starting a Fire
Looks Kind Of Like A Venus Flytrap
Funny Looks If I Ever Go Back To My Health Club
We Found A Dump That Doesn't Ask Questions
So We're Talking About An Unconfirmed Kill
You Named It After My Brother?
We Don't Need an Exterminator. We Need Sigourney Weaver
There Is A Space Roach Loose In our House
It Will be just As Interesting Dead
We Already Have a Unique Specimen From Melmac
You're Comparing Me To A Cockroach?
Look It Has Blue Eyes
All They Had Left Was Slug
Take The Money!
Yes, But He's Fair
But It's Not an Informed Response
have I Become That Predicitable
And Now the Mob Is After Him!
Maybe Somebody Will Buy the Folding Chairs
It's Just An Observation
Mom, This Is a Garage Sale, Not a Luau
Hypothetically, He Could Have His Legs Broken
Oh, Yeah, That's the Way It Always Looks
But It's Out Inheritance
Did You Know My Mother Bets On Horses?
You Bet With A Fish?
You Mean Like Oregano?
I Bet With A Bookie
Mom, Do You Have Money on That Horse?
If We're Lucky
We Don't Have to Be Fanatics About It
It Turned out To Be A Finger
It Makes Everyone Look Like Danny Devito
Then Who Did We Bury?
So, You Blew It
Lots of Famous People Get Stage Fright
Forget About The Salmon!
Fine, Who Want's It Without The Head, Anyway?
I Won It In A Raffle
That's Him. He Killed Her
What Are you Doing With That Ice Pick
Willie's Afraid Of The Dark
Willie, Are You All Right?
I Knew It! Call the Police!
He's Got His Ice Pick
Alf, You're Making Everybody Crazy!
I'm a Concerned Citizen
Justice Will Think About It
You Wanted Me To Use a Flash
Just Some Impressions
Gotta Go. The Queen Just Dropped By
The Guy Can Turn Anything Into An Object Lesson
Alf! Hey, Watch the Shoulders. I've Got Bursitis
It Was An Atomic Bomb
Maybe They Were Playing Ice Pick Bingo
Might as Well Be Somewhere I Can Take My Pants Off
Anybody Eating This Corn?
Tell Whoever It Is To Get Into The Kitchen
What Do You Do? Inhale It?
And You Loose Weight That Way
No, I'm Amazed She Had A Boyfriend
I Look Like The Village Idiot
Hey, Kate, You Owe Me for the Celtics Game
I Want To Hear The Joke About The Kid With No Family
There's a Boy Here Who's Got to Go Back to Mexico
What Am I, The desk Clerk
Fine I'll Use Quicksand
I Didn't Plant Zucchini
I Ordered The Manure By The Truck Load [full]
I Also Like Eating The Bugs
That Would Make A Nice Bumper Sticker
It's Never Too Late For Manure
Use Butter Like Everybody Else
I Mean, Why Do You Want Manure?
Add Manure To Your Grocery List
That Number Goes Up When You Live With An Alien
Oh, My Gosh, It's the Police!
I Heard It Was The Food Of The Future
You're Not a Blood Relative
I Thought We Didn't Have a Wayne Schlegel
It's For Wayne Schlegel
Tell Them That They're Aliens and Take Their Clothes
Mrs. Ochmonek Has My Rolling Pin
Maybe We Can Get Wayne to Give Us Alf Insurance
He's Like a 3 Year Old
At Least We Shouldn't
Hit Him On The Head With A Rolling Pin
You Got A Job?
Just Don't Sign Anything
The Customer's Always Right
I Think He's Trying to Sell Us Insurance
He Said Something About a Whirling Hot Tub
I Just Know He'll Get Hair in the Drain
Go Take Your Bath
I Ordered Sunrise. They Sent Me Sunset
I Don't Want You Joining Any More Record Clubs
Any Mail for Me?
Do You Know What Rents Are?
Well, I Was Ahead On Points
Excuse Me, but, Can Someone Please Pass Me..
I Want To Rent A Tux
This Isn't A Blind Date
When Did He Put Fish In The Dryer
Don't Even Think About It
Then They Won't Be Hard To Spot
There's A Big Rat In Here
You Better Bot Be Finished
You Do That Again, You're a Seat Cover!
In The Shower
Nice Underwear Kate
Small Price To Pay For Contacting The Dead
There Are No Possessions in the Realm of the Dead
All Right! We'll Chat With The Dead!
Your Ham Came Back, Insufficient Postage
Do You Mind If I move In With Her
Right. I Only Licked Those
You've Never Seen The Inside Of Her Handbag
May I Suggest San Diego?
ALF Ate All The Vowels
You've Been Saying That Since We Docked
So The Kennel Idea Is Dead?
You Haven't Ruined Anything
Or The National Inquirer
How Come I Didn't Get Any Hair?
Willie, There's Hair in Our Peanut Butter
Did You Say I Should Get Hair in the Peanut Butter
Don't Get Hair In The Peanut Butter Jar
The Cat Won't Fit In The Toaster
The Check Came!
That's dangerously close to censorship
Would You Mind If I Taped This?
What Is a Woman Estelle's Age Doing on a Skateboard?
Dust Off The Cobwebs First
Treat Your Daughter Like An Adult
Kate, I Had Such High Hopes For You
I Guess You Two Have Met?
I Don't Know I'm Barely Listening
Good. I'll Tape It To My Eyes
We Don't Think of You as a Mutant
Oh, Right, Let The Mutant Sleep in The Garage
Many Pardons for the Delay, Lord Shumway
These Brutal Southern California Winters
You Look Good Too Mom
Are You Sure?
This Is Not One Of Them
Now, Willie, Calm Down
I'm Not Above Taking Tennis Lessons
I Know What You're Thinking, I'm The Ogre
Cellular phone programmed for speed dialing
Virgin Ox, Albino Virgin
I Got it Through My Broker
Are There Marshmallows In It?
Is That Cocoa?
A Stolen One
It Cost Me $367, With The Fine and Towing
You Bought a Fake Tree?
It's Not Like We've Got An Alien Living With Us
I Don't Want To Spoil The Surprise
Alf Has a Crush on Me
Are You Still Writing Letters To Connie Chung?
It's A Matter of Taste
I'm Sorry We Only Had One Pot Roast
You Had Mixed Feelings About Me?
I'm Really Touched
Let's Not Get Maudlin
You Missed Your Ride
He Did Keep Things Interesting
Remember the Time He Set The Shower On Fire
If You Have To Use The Bathroom
Well, It Was A Mix
Brian, We Know How Much Alf Means to You
Right. Mi Casa, Su Casa
How's It Going in Here?
If You Ever Talk To Me Like That I'll Punch Your Heart Out
I'll Punch Your Heart Out
What's Next for the Conquering Hero?
I Didn't Jump Because I was Afraid To Jump
Jumping Out of an Airplane at 5,000 Feet
Kate, Do You Think of Me As Predictable And Safe
You Dated Joe Namath?
Pretty Well? We Made It All Back, Plus a Small Profit
I Think We Sold Something
Fifty dollars, or twenty
Our Sub-Reflective Chin Buffing Paste Is A Must
I'm in the Rouge-Slinging Game
It's Too Quiet
The Phlegm Turbo Was a Classic
What About A Sponger
I Just Can't Buy Shemp As A Surgeon
And His Manhood
Probably too ashamed to come to breakfast
How 'Bout If I Pour Some Nice Healthy Milk On Them?
We Better Eat Fast Before Alf Gets to It
It's A Fur Ball
Willie I Know The Rules
He likes rolling around in dirty laundry
Who Wants A Cookie?
When Did You Expect Us Back, In April?
Say The Word, Kate. She's Blind!
Yeah Mom, Becasue She's Blind
Have You Looked In A Mirror Lately?
It's Just This "Jody" Business
I Had Something To Do With the Plaque
We call him ALF for short
Sorry, Larry, Just Some Static
It Keeps Him Out of the Kitchen
ALF, What Are You Doing in My Dress?
Do I Think We Should Let an Alien Watch Psycho
To Sit With Brian
I'll See If I Can Scrounge A Few Kernels From The Sofa
Make Sure He Doesn't
Not In That Drawer
You Kill Me!
We Are Not Harboring Any Space Creatures
Unless She's Just Joined The Army
The Kid Wants Me To Stay
You're About Out Of Coors
Geez, What's With The Warden?
A Dented One
Get Rid Of It!
This Is On Our Coffee Table
E.T. Got To Stay
A Real Alien
Cat won't fit in toaster