The Road To Wellville Sound Clips
"I do not seek monetary reward, for I am called to a greater glory! Here at the Battle Creek...
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"HE'S THROWING BOXES OF SHIT AT THE GUESTS!"
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"Enjoy your little nap! I'm off to the warm embrace of my afternoon enema."
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"Sir, corn is the injuns gift to the new world, and the corn flake is my gift to the entire ...
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"What is a sausage? A sausage is an indigestible balloon of decayed beef, riddled with tuber...
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"Masturbation is the silent killer of the night! The vilest sin of self-pollution!!"
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"Take Mr. Lightbody immediately to the yogurt room and give him fifteen gallons." Will...
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