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Another Root Beer Float

Another Root Beer Float

00:13

Barney and Ellie argue over whether or not he should have another root beer f...

The Matter Is

The Matter Is

00:14

Andy tells Opie what the matter is with him.

You Take Them Skates Off

You Take Them Skates Off

00:03

Andy tells Opie to take his roller skates off.

This Is a Fine Howdy-Do

This Is a Fine Howdy-Do

00:03

Andy exclaims on the poor situation.

Maybe I Did Stretch the Truth

Maybe I Did Stretch the Truth

00:05

Andy doesn't see the harm in his stretching the truth.

Just Not Making Contact

Just Not Making Contact

00:02

Andy doesn't understand why Barney and Ellie aren't excited about his good news.

This Is What He Charged With

This Is What He Charged With

00:05

Andy tells Mr. Mason a lie about what Teddy Roosevelt charged with in battles.

You are interested in historical cannons

You are interested in historical cannons

00:13

Andy makes up a story about a crack in the cannon to try to pawn it off onto ...

I Sure Am Wore Out

I Sure Am Wore Out

00:06

Andy tells Ellie how worn out he is from trying to sell a cannon.

A Cool Drink

A Cool Drink

00:02

Andy tells Ellie he would love to have a cold drink.

Well, Shucks

Well, Shucks

00:08

Andy tells Barney that he didn't think there would be any harm in asking him ...

I Like It, But I Don't Love It

I Like It, But I Don't Love It

00:07

Barney stammers to tell Andy he likes the cannon, but not that much.

Don't Say Forget It

Don't Say Forget It

00:02

Barney tells Andy to not tell him to just forget it.

Somebody's Bound to Come Along

Somebody's Bound to Come Along

00:09

Barney reassures Andy that somebody will come along to buy their cannon.

That's a Good Idea

That's a Good Idea

00:02

Mayor Pike tells Barney he's got a good idea.

Anxious to Get Rid of It

Anxious to Get Rid of It

00:05

Barney smirks about nobody knowing what to do with the cannon they want to ge...

Think I Wanna Go on Record?

Think I Wanna Go on Record?

00:03

Barney tells Andy why he didn't vote against something.

Honesty is the Best Policy

Honesty is the Best Policy

00:06

Andy tells Opie to remember that honesty is the best policy.

The Golden Rule

The Golden Rule

00:06

Andy tells Opie what the Golden Rule says.

Do unto others as you would have them do unto you

Do unto others as you would have them do unto you

00:03

Andy reminds Opie of the Golden Rule.

I Think Tommy Cheated Me

I Think Tommy Cheated Me

00:04

Opie tells Andy that his friend cheated him.

A Bird in This World

A Bird in This World

00:06

Andy tells Barney he is quite something.

I wouldn't buy a stamp from that machine

I wouldn't buy a stamp from that machine

00:22

Barney tells Andy about how upset he was when the post office got a stamp mac...

Lots of People Are Like That

Lots of People Are Like That

00:11

Barney talks about being conservative.