Barney and Ellie argue over whether or not he should have another root beer f...
Andy tells Opie what the matter is with him.
Andy tells Opie to take his roller skates off.
Andy exclaims on the poor situation.
Andy doesn't see the harm in his stretching the truth.
Andy doesn't understand why Barney and Ellie aren't excited about his good news.
Andy tells Mr. Mason a lie about what Teddy Roosevelt charged with in battles.
Andy makes up a story about a crack in the cannon to try to pawn it off onto ...
Andy tells Ellie how worn out he is from trying to sell a cannon.
Andy tells Ellie he would love to have a cold drink.
Andy tells Barney that he didn't think there would be any harm in asking him ...
Barney stammers to tell Andy he likes the cannon, but not that much.
Barney tells Andy to not tell him to just forget it.
Barney reassures Andy that somebody will come along to buy their cannon.
Mayor Pike tells Barney he's got a good idea.
Barney smirks about nobody knowing what to do with the cannon they want to ge...
Barney tells Andy why he didn't vote against something.
Andy tells Opie to remember that honesty is the best policy.
Andy tells Opie what the Golden Rule says.
Andy reminds Opie of the Golden Rule.
Opie tells Andy that his friend cheated him.
Andy tells Barney he is quite something.
Barney tells Andy about how upset he was when the post office got a stamp mac...
Barney talks about being conservative.