George Lopez Sound Clips


George Lopez
"President Bush has got Latinos in his family. What the fuck, they got to go back to where ...
Latinos in his family
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"Now they want to dig a ditch and put alligators in the ditch. I'm like you know what mothe...
Shoes and belts
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"Senora quiere comprar un cinto . . . Crocodilo crocodilo touch tocale my friend. Where you...
Crocodilo
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"How much, eh give me 40 dollars…No? Ok give me 5."
Give me 5
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"Latinos are some bad ass business people, aren't they. They'll sell you a blanket that's s...
Sell you a blanket that is warm
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"Senora quiere comprar un cinto . . . Crocodilo crocodilo touch tocale my friend. Where you...
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