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I just want to score once this year

I just want to score once this year

00:03

Kady is getting excited to play soccer. She tells her family all she wants to...

Is Claire ready

Is Claire ready

00:12

Michael Jr wants to protect Claire from having sex and he wants to confront T...

Get your own boyfriend and leave mine alone

Get your own boyfriend and leave mine alone

00:04

Michael Jr goes into Claire's room to figure out when she is going to go on a...

Oh! Why are you being so hostile

Oh! Why are you being so hostile

00:04

Michael Jr comes into Claire's room, she wants him out.

Hey when are you gonna get some kind of love life

Hey when are you gonna get some kind of love life

00:15

Claire and Tony just left for their date. Michael Jr comes downstairs and Mic...

See I'm just wanting to teach you to defend yourself

See I'm just wanting to teach you to defend yourself

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Michael wants to teach Jr to defend himself. But, Michael Jr is not very inte...

I don't believe in fighting

I don't believe in fighting

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Michael Jr is watching his dad box. Michael invites him to join him, but he d...

For once I'm not the dumbest guy in the room

For once I'm not the dumbest guy in the room

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Michael Jr claims he is not the dumbest guy in the room, because Tony thinks ...

Why was she all flirting with me

Why was she all flirting with me

Michael Jr is learning about the ins and outs of girls and relationships.

A D! Three letters away from an A

A D! Three letters away from an A

Michael asks Michael Jr what he got on his test. His response was a D, it is ...

After high cchool I plan to travel the world for a couple of years

After high cchool I plan to travel the world for a couple of years

Michael asks Junior what he plans to do after he graduates high school.

Junior kept sending drinks to some girl

Junior kept sending drinks to some girl

The Kyles were recounting the evening. Claire commented that Michael Jr kept ...

Yeah would you send a Coca-Cola to that young lady with my compliments

Yeah would you send a Coca-Cola to that young lady with my compliments

Michael Jr wants to give a girl in the restaurant a drink. The hostess is moc...

Well although I got my penis caught in my zipper twice

Well although I got my penis caught in my zipper twice

Michael asks Junior how his day was, Michael Jr responded with an over the to...

I saw a pretty girl come in

I saw a pretty girl come in

The Kyles' are out for dinner, the parents are waiting in the bar for their t...

Work your son like a slave day

Work your son like a slave day

Michael Jr wishes he didn't have to go to school today, like Claire, who is g...

You read the back of that cereal box every single morning

You read the back of that cereal box every single morning

Jay is watching Michael Jr laugh hysterically at the back of the cereal box. ...

It was me all right

It was me all right

00:21

Claire starts to confess to eating the pie and then Michael Jr and Kady both ...

Mmm this is the best cauliflower I've ever dad

Mmm this is the best cauliflower I've ever dad

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The kids have been deprived of all food except for pie, until someone confess...

Mmm-hmm I'm thinking maybe I'll steal the car tonight

Mmm-hmm I'm thinking maybe I'll steal the car tonight

00:03

Michael gave each kid a pie, while he is trying to figure out who ate his spe...

Look you got about a minute to talftime

Look you got about a minute to talftime

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Claire lost her round of "make me laugh or die" that the kids were playing. M...

I'm Claire and I think John  is so cute

I'm Claire and I think John is so cute

00:09

The kids are playing a game, make me laugh or die, Michael Jr is imitating Cl...

So what do you think

So what do you think

00:05

Michael Jr is asking Lisa out...she brushes him off.

So what do you think of alien night

So what do you think of alien night

00:08

Michael Jr gets in the snack line with Lisa Tyler. He is trying to talk to her.