"So then, they, they papered a conference room and it became their art studio. The art that we ended up using was actually made by real people who actually gave a shit. It wasn't just computer click."

Wahlberg: "Say hi to your mother for me, okay?" Brolin: "Okay." Wahlberg: "And your stepmother."

"When they were side-by-side, there was a lot of John McCain eye-rolling, at times he seemed to seethe with hostility toward Barack Obama."

"I'm sure all over YouTube today, there's gonna be a lot of that."

"All the polls show, CNN, CBS, most people think Barack Obama won the debate."

"You want a little Hollywood version."

"We have a lot of resources assigned to the two incidents."

"Are you kidding? This is great."

"We're doing a promo for Blackberry."

"All of the titans of the industry."

"I think sometimes, especially this time of year everybody gets a little bit tighter and a little upset about stuff."

"Who knows, it's a baseball game, anybody can win."

"Well, if that's the case, let me reel off a couple of jokes I have about you."

"Sarah is a maverick. That robocall is absolutely accurate. And by the way, Senator Obama's campaign is running robocalls as we speak."

"Where I come from, where I was born, they tried that wealth redistribution business. It didn't work so good down there. We don't want it here in America. That's called socialism. That's called communism. That's not what Americanism is about."

"He has always put his country first and those aren't just words."

"I think that if she were any…a man instead of a woman they wouldn't have picked on her as much."

"The Obama campaign did not appreciate that and now they're investigating and attacking good old Joe the Plumber."

"If it's about the economy, argue about the economy; not about Barack Obama's character, not about these…acts. John stop these calls!"

"Oh you know, a lot of science is just sorta sitting still and waiting. So ah..."

"At the age of 14, an Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking I suggest you try it."

"Your story had me a little confused. Maybe it was the bourbon."

"You give him credit for too much cleverness. My impression was that he's just another blundering American."

"We'll always have Paris."

"Thrust this into another man's flesh, and they will applaud and love you for that."

"Ultimately, we're all dead men. Sadly, we cannot choose how, but, we can decide how we meet that end in order that we are remembered as men."

"Proximo, are you in danger of becoming a good man?"

"Am I not merciful!"

"Are you ready for pain? Are you ready for suffering? If the answer is yes - then you're ready for Captain Freedom's workout!"

"This is a sport of death and honor - code of the Gladiators!"

Apollo: "How did I do?" Rocky: "A little loud for my taste." Apollo: "But good?" Rocky: "Oh yeah, very good."

"Apollo was like my son, I raised him and when he died, part of me died. But now, you're the one, you're the one that's gonna keep his spirit alive. You're the one, that's gonna make sure he didn't die for nothin."

"No stoppin now, you start and you don't stop. All your strength, all your power, all your love, everything you got!"

"And then when I walked down the street, people would have looked and they would have said - there goes Roy Hobbs, the best there ever was in this game."

"Avenge me!"

"He's an angry Elf."

Selina: "Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it." Bruce: "A kiss can be even deadlier."

"Sorry Max a die for a die."

"Yeah, come on champion, it ain't so bad."

Rocky: "Ah, age before beauty." Apollo: "Anything you say Stallion." Rocky: "I do all the work, okay."

"So no, I don't think that it was an abuse of power of my office at all. And I was very thankful that that report cleared me of any illegal dealings or anything else."

"Right, well what I have said about this is really the debate at some point, had better shift to, no matter the cause, whether it all be attributed to man’s activities or just the natural cycle of climate changes in our earth’s history. We have seen this before."

"There’s a lot of jealousy of the United States, especially in Europe, and France in particular and some of the other nations as well. So naturally they’re constantly poking holes at the United States."

"You can't just apply this criticism to Governor Palin and then not apply it to Joe Biden who is constantly inferring, and Barack Obama is as well, that he's going to offer…function as a chief foreign policy advisor."

"The main reason, probably, is because he thinks America is going to be safer and more secure with me as president, otherwise he wouldn’t have crossed party lines and come over, almost unprecedented, and support my candidacy."

"I know what you're hinting at Liz Lemon. I should get my rap career going again. All in due time!"

"You know you can stick things on and, you know, it's just a nice sort of clean canvas to begin with."

High school musical is Senior Year, is taking it to a whole 'nother level.

"All those things together."

"It's also a lot of the fund managers."

"It's about making sure that borrowers, either small businesses or individuals have access for funds."

"A month ago, if oil prices moved down, we would have looked at it as a bullish slide."

"All of my fellow CEOs that I talked to were in favor of it."

"Lloyd came out and was agreement with me on it."

"There's a lot of business lined up, but the markets are not allowing you to do that."

"I've heard as large as maybe 30 percent."

"We've done a number of things to hedge that on the other side."

"I mean all he does on the show pretty much is lie on the bed or lick his own butt."

"I mean all he does on the show pretty much is lie on the bed or lick his own butt."

"I've had people, like a Jewish person in the audience like die laughing at jokes about Mexican people and black people and this and that, and then you do a joke about Jews or the Holocaust, and it's like, woah, that's not funny."

"I've had people, like a Jewish person in the audience like die laughing at jokes about Mexican people and black people and this and that, and then you do a joke about Jews or the Holocaust, and it's like, woah, that's not funny."

"And I had to wait the rest of the hour for my mom to pick me up."

"I will always talk about if people want to talk about it."

"Absolutely."

"We came that close, as historians say, to a nuclear exchange."

"All I can do is laugh."

"Senator Obama's been all over the place."

"I would be glad to look at anything that could be helpful to our economy."

"That's just a matter of record."

"It's gonna be a tough race."

"Are you joking? Is this a joke? Is that a real question? He is not spreading the wealth. He's talking about giving the middle class an opportunity to get back the tax breaks they used to have."

"Alrighty then!"

Jane: "Could he be any more...pathetic?" Angela: "I think he's sweet, and I think he and your mother have not had sex in a long time."

"This sort of thing ain't my bag baby!"

"Now a question of ettiquitte, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?"

Tyler: "I want you to do me a favor." Narrator: "Yeah, sure." Tyler: "I want you to hit me as hard as you can." Narrator: "What?" Tyler: "I want you to hit me as hard as you can."

"Why don't you answer my calls when I call you? You think I don't know you’re here."

"Your clothes, give them to me. Now!"

"It appears we must redefine the nature of our association."

Proprietor of Dry Cleaners: "I'm not exposed to speak any such information to you, nor would I even if I had said information you want, at this juncture be able". Narrator: "You're a moron". Proprietor of Dry Cleaners: "I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave."

"I'm not paying this back, I consider it asshole tax."

"You're a wizard, Harry."

"I make a point of avoiding familiarity with pirates."

"Haha... you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is: Never get involved in a land war in Asia."

"It can only be attributable to human error."

"What the fuck. I ask you for? I mean, I'm asking you for a favor. I do a lot of fuckin' favors for you. I'm trying to band this fuckin' broad, so help me out!"

"You can do it, you can do it all night long!"

"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster."

"Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit. Get the fuck off of my obstacle. Get the fuck down off of my obstacle. Now. Move it. I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world. I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short-dick...

"Private Joker is silly and ignorant, but he's got guts. And guts is enough."

Private Joker: "Are those--live rounds?" Private Pyle: "Seven six two millimeter, full metal jacket."

"What I know is, is that as long as you keep your work zipped up around me, I don't give a rat crap who or where you shove your show. Are we done being neighbors now?"

"A huge cloud of shit. Wow! I think I smell it. Come on, let's go."

"Aim it at her tits."

Frank: "So what we're looking at here is a true rags to riches story. That's why people respond so strongly to Seduce. Because at the end of the day, Seduce may not be just about pickin' up chicks, and stickin' your cock in, it's about finding out what you can be in this world. Defining it. Controlling it. And sayin...

"The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote, 'A flute with no holes is not a flute. And a doughnut with no hole is a danish.'"

Bobby: "Are there any hillbillies up there any more, Lewis?" Lewis: "Yah, there, there's some people up there that ain't never seen a town before."

Sea Bass: "Are you going to eat that?" Harry: "What that. No, yes, no, well, no, it, uhh, crossed my mind, yep."

"You lied to me Mr. Lundegard, you're a bald faced liar. A fucking liar."

"ahh, ahh, that feels good."

"Ain't you got nothing to say, you just gonna stand there like porky pig."

"All right, you're going the right way for a smacked bottom."

"At last! We meet for the first time for the last time."

"You can't go! All the plants are gonna die!"

"Any of you guys call me Francis, and I'll kill ya."

Frodo: "I wish none of this had happened." Gandalf: "So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us."

"Against the power of Mordor there can be no victory."

"Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you."

"Aww you mother fuckers. Ha ha ha. Ok... A'ight."

"Three words: Are mutants dangerous?"

"Are mutants dangerous?"

"I mean, as long as you drink their Kool-Aid, you're fine -- you're going to be treated nicely."

"As you indicated we did earn a billion six in profit at a time others are struggling to earn a profit at all."

"The decisions that were made by many banks in the last four or five years is a big burden on the industry."

"Obviously as you've indicated we have avoided many of those things so we are in a very different place relative to the pack."

"I think it is going to take a little bit of time that work through the system."

"I think it will take some time but ultimately this will be a big help."

"And as I said, I think the government is really taking all the right steps here to make that happen."

"Its basically about a mother who was ya know, single mom, who raised her daughter since the time she was very little."

"a lot of people compare me to Aaliyah and I think that it's an honor."

"Aaliyah is a beautiful, very talented young woman and she will definitely be missed."

"And he said, it was like Baby Girl, who's Aaliyah, was over your shoulders."

"And after I sang, we- he got teary eyed."

"You can't call yourself a maverick when all you've been the last 8 years is a sidekick."

"I stand before you today to announce my candidacy for president of the United States of America."

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"Barack Obama represents America's future and you got to be there for him next Tuesday."

"I have asked for him to resign also. And even if he is elected on Tuesday I believe that he should step down after that because that allows for a special election in Alaska. It will allow Alaska a real clear choice."

"And at the time AIG stock had been pretty level throughout the whole summer months."

"But when these securities were put on they were triple A rated by all the rating agencies."

"It's an unregulated market and obviously regulation brings some stability and some structure around things."

"And the appropriate accounting and reserving methodology would have provided a cushion."

"I think that this is an evolving kind of situation."

"I think certainly 2009 is going to be a tough year."

"There's a lot of negative news out in the system. It is hard for consumers to be confident. Even if the banks are lending money people still have to have the desire to borrow and the willingness to spend."

"That it has a message and a purpose."

"All the time."

"They made me feel completely at home and welcome."

"They're two people I've always admired and looked up to."

"I was anxious and excited to work with them more than anything."

"That's a very good thing!"

"A dream."

"It's really as simple as that."

"We gave ourselves a chance to win the basketball game."

"You can go through a litany of plays and a litany of things that we shouldn't have been in that position, had we done what we needed to do in the first half."

"Will Biden will be playing, he's a guy that I know very well."

"A lot of times you really can't see the person or see the kid who you're touching."

"That's why we're all crazy about it."

"We have a lot at stake, I have a lot at stake."

Maddow: "Now, they do not see you the same way. When they talk-- When John McCain calls you a socialist--" Obama: "Right." Maddow: "This, uh, 'redistribute the wealth' idea; he calls you soft on national security--" Obama: "Yes." Maddow: "That's not just an anti-Barack Obama script; he's reading from an...

"And in his short career in the U.S. Senate, he's voted the party line an astounding 97 percent of the time, earning the title of America's most liberal senator."

"No, I think it's one of those things where you've, you know, you've been here a month, and you want to get that one big hit where you feel like you're really part of the team. And not that I don't feel like I'm part of the team, by no means, but when you get that, you know that nice celebration come in the dugout, ...

"And live from New York, It's Saturday Night!"

"He's not any kind of program, Sark, he's a user."

"I know everything hastn' been right with me, but I can assure you now…quite confidently..that it's going to be alright again."

"I know that you and Frank were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen."

"Are you quite sure?"

"I'll tell you, nothing makes a woman hotter than to be with an award-winning filmmaker. This I know. And at this point, I knew I was gonna score. I mean it was fate and complit, This was it! I'm a stud! She was liquified!"

"Au contrare, baby! I think you can't resist me!"

"(Repeats like echo) Hello, Mr. Powers....Care to have a little fun?"

"This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby!"

Store Owner: "Hey, freeze bitch! (Sounds of guns being drawn and cocked)" Mike: "You freeze, bitch." Store Owner:" Oh shit...I'm fucked." Mike: "Now back up. Put the gun down, and get me a pack of Tropical Fruit Bubblicious." Marcus: "And some Skittles."

"Wonder if I can play the accordion too!"

"We'll achieve energy independence for our country, that means American energy sources brought to you by American ingenuity. And produced by American workers!"

Joe: "Lucas are you in trouble? Did you need the money? Because, if you are introuble you can talk to me, you know that?" Lucas:"Joe, we're all in some kind of trouble, am I the only one that see's that? You know Deb's in trouble, and A.J.'s in trouble." A.J.: "A.J.'s not in trouble." Lucas: And Corey's in trou...

A.J.: Hey Joe. I need to ask your advise. I know you know about love and women, and all that...." Joe: "Oh Yeh.... My wife left me for another woman and my girlfriend forced me to leave at gunpoint. Does this qualify me?" A.J.: "Ah yeh, definitely."

Drill Instructor: "PRAY!" Recruits: "This is my rifle! There are many like it, but this one is mine! My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it, like I master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless. I must fire my rifle true! I must shoot straighter than my enemy w...

"The President can't just go out on a date!"

"The man is the leader of the free world!  He's brilliant, he's funny, he's an above average dancer!"

"He's not any kind of program, Sark, he's a user."

"I know everything hastn' been right with me, but I can assure you now…quite confidently..that it's going to be alright again."

"Also, if you are unable to stop masturbating, please do so without the use of any pornographic depicting quote unquote, "Angry sex""

"You know what, there's a Denny's down the street. Not only do they have ketchup, but they've got like, the angriest waitresses I've ever seen. You could have a blast with the whole "Goosfraba" thing down there."

"That makes me angry, and when Dr. Evil gets angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset....people DIE!!!"

Dr. Evil: "Here's the plan. We get the warhead, and we hold the world ransomed for.....One MILLION DOLLARS!!" No.2: "Ahem...well, don't you think we should maybe ask for *more* than a million dollars? I mean, a million dollars isn't exactly a lot of money these days. Virtucon alone makes over nine billion doll...

No.2: "This is my Italian confidential secretary. Her name is Alotta. Alotta Fagina." Austin Powers: "Come again?" Alotta Fagina: "Alotta Fagina." Austin Powers: "Ahh, I'm sorry, I'm just not getting it. It sounded like you said your name was 'a lot of'....uhhh, nevermind!"

"No. Answer's no. No now, no tomorrow, no next week, no next month, no next year. "

"It's all about you, isn't it? Soothe ME! Save ME! Love ME!

"If you ever want me to be with another woman for you, I would do it."

"Wow! That's more than a dress…it's a Audrey Hepburn movie."

Kid: "Excuse me…" Rod: "Hey, what's happening?" Kid: "Are you Hootie?" Rod: "No…I am not Hootie…mofo."

Dark Helmet: "How many assholes do we have on this ship anyhow?" Crew: "YO!" Dark Helmet: "I knew it! I'm surrounded by assholes! (Pulls down facemask) Kee firing assholes!"

"How many assholes do we have on this ship anyhow?

Dark Helmet: "Found anything yet?" Black Spaceball Trooper: "We ain't found shit!"

U.S. Ambassador: "Uh, could you tell us again, what your argument is all *a-bout*?" Canadian Ambassador: "This is not a-boot diplomacy! This is a-boot dignity! This is a-boot respect! This is a-boot realizing…. (everyone in the room is laughing at them) You guys are dicks! Release Terrence and Philip, or we WILL giv...

"Why didn't somebody tell me my ass was so big?!"

"I don't believe Lecter's even seen a woman in eight years. And oh, are you ever his taste… so to speak."

Harry Doyle: "Rick Vaughn gets the starting call today. We're told he matured a lot over the winter...apparently he's bathing now. Congratulations, Rick! As you know Monte, Vaughn's been working on a couple of new pitches. The eliminator and the humiliator to compliment his fastball, the terminator." Monte: "I ...

"All right, I'm in."

Police Chief: "Why'd you do it?" Jim: "What do you mean? Mess that kid up?" Police investigator: "Yeah." Jim: "Called me chicken." Police Chief: "And your folks didn't understand?" Jim: "They never do."

"And now, let's go on location!"

"And remember…we care."

Goodspeed: "Hi. I'm and agent with the ah F.. Federal, FBI. Ah. well I..'m Stanley Goodspeed." Mason: "But of course you are." Ernest Paxton: "At least he got his name right."

"America faces a big choice and there's one day left. The pundits have written us off just like they've done before and been wrong before and my opponent is measuring the drapes in the White House."

"A century ago, President Theodore Roosevelt’s invitation of Booker T. Washington to dine at the White House was taken as an outrage in many quarters."

"America today is a world away from the cruel and frightful bigotry of that time."

"Senator Obama has achieved a great thing for himself and for his country."

"Senator Obama and I have had and argued our differences."