"We fought as hard as we could."

"I have always been a fortunate man."

"We fought as hard as we could."

"I have always been a fortunate man."

"I would not be an American worthy of the name should I regret a fate that has allowed me the extraordinary privilege of serving this country for a half a century."

"Americans never quit."

"It feels like hope won. It feels like it's not just a victory for, obviously, Barack Obama. It feels like America did the right thing."

"All Americans can be proud of the history that was made yesterday."

"It is absolutely false that there has been any tension certainly from my part or my family's part."

We could throw this food away and I am pissed off. They charged me $2 extra to put it on. I'm pissed. This is ridiculous.

How can you defame someone who has been arrested in 3 different Chuck E Cheeses?

America is a strong and resilient country.

The auto industry is the backbone of American manufacturing and a critical part of our attempt to reduce our dependence on foreign oil.

"Gandalf, my old friend, this will be a night to remember."

Happy: "I'm stupid. You're smart. I was wrong. You were right. You're the best. I'm the worst. You're very good looking. I'm not attractive." Chubbs: "All right, as long as you're willing to admit that."

"But when I am alone in the half light of the canyon all existence seems to fade to a being with my soul and memories. And the sounds of the Big Black Foot River and a four count rhythm and the hope that a fish will rise."

Aragorn: "Are you frightened?" Frodo: "Yes." Aragorn: "Not nearly frightened enough."

"Ride now! Ride for ruin! And the world's ending!"

"Am I going mad, or did the word 'think' escape your lips?"

"And that's how it came to pass that on the second-to-last day of the job, the convict crew that tarred the plate factory roof in the spring of '49 wound up sitting in a row at ten o'clock in the morning drinking icy cold, Bohemia-style beer"

"This sort of thing ain't my bag baby."

Number Two: "This is my Italian confidential secretary. Her name is Alotta, Alotta Fagina." Austin: "Come again?" Alotta: "Alotta Fagina." Austin: "Ahh, I'm sorry, I'm just not getting it. It sounded like you said your name was a lot of... uhhh, never mind!"

"Curse you, Aquascum!!"

"I am an ASSHOLE!"

Lloyd: "That's a lovely accent you have. New Jersey?" Woman: "Austria." Lloyd: Austria! Well, then. G'day mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!" Woman: "Let's not."

Lloyd: "So, where you headed?" Mary: "Aspen." Lloyd: "Mmm, California… beautiful."

"Hey, you want to hear the most annoying sound in the world?"

"Well, I'm outta here! I hear the Asteroids maching calling my name from the gameroom, so Peace!"

Carol: "Fucking HMO bastards pieces of shit! I'm sorry." Doctor: "It's okay. Actually, I think that's their technical name."

"Hey Smails! A thousand bucks you miss that putt."

"The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote, 'A flute with no holes is not a flute. And a doughnut with no hole is a danish.'"

"Ah well, who wants to live forever? DIVE!"

"Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit. Get the fuck off of my obstacle. Get the fuck down off of my obstacle. Now. Move it. I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world. I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short-dick...

"Private Joker is silly and ignorant, but he's got guts. And guts is enough."

Joker: "Are those--live rounds?" Pyle: "Seven six two millimeter, full metal jacket."

"At my signal... unleash hell."

"Are you gonna bark all day little doggie, or are you gonna bite?"

It was disgusting, I've never seen anybody kill any type of animal. And I can't believe they had the audacity to do that in front of me, without my consent, and then ASK me to be an accomplice in their murder!

Ari Gold: "Attention everyone, I'd like to make a toast ladies, to Barbara Miller, number 33 on your prestigious list. And you know what, it's actually amazing to me, that at her advanced age, this is the first time that she's made the list! She probably thought, this is never going to happen! But this little lady i...

"Ladies, I'm sorry, I, I would love to congratulate each and every one of you, but unfortunately Barbara's cock is all I can handle. Congratz again."

"They would cast all the characters at once."

"Mary Tyler Moore Show was an ensemble cast."

"What made Mary's work was that they would add people gradually."

"It's terrible to say there aren't good writers around anymore."

"Its just, a voracious medium."

"It takes a lot of cleverness to be able to keep manipulating and keep making things fresh."

"It was a magnificent combination."

"Another major factor was Jay Sandrich. Jay Sandrich was our director."

"I can hear Mary now say, oh you'll go for an obvious laugh. I mean, the writers would maybe write something in that was maybe an insurance joke."

"Talk about a thrill."

"As if they need it."

"And we came to a number."

"They got into a big negotiation that day."

"I'm not gonna let you write anything about anybody getting cut."

"I never look at her as white or black."

"Go ahead and put the Super Delegates out. But I've been hearing this now for several months and every time they say it guess what Hillary has another huge win."

"I'm pretty confident we'll recover from the economic times. That Iraq will be a symbol of freedom. That Afghanistan will improve."

We will either heroically, somehow, save our species and our planet, which will require a change of our human nature unlike anything that has been asked of our species ever before, or we will be the witnesses of the elimination of life on this planet in some way that we cannot imagine, but can only be horrific in th...

"Alaska is growing up. We're growing together, and under our administration in that great state, we need to be doing more for the U.S. We're going to do more."

"Obviously being a bit annoyed with some of the questions, my annoyance shows through. And I am who I am, though, and I call it like I see it. And some of those questions, you know, regarding what do I read up in Alaska, were to me a bit irrelevant. And my annoyance at those questions showed through."

Kerim Bey: "My friend, she's got you dangling" James Bond: "That doesn't matter, all I want is that Lektor" Kerim Bey: "All? Are you sure that's all you want?" James Bond: "Well" Bond and Kerim Bey laugh

James Bond: "Keep in touch" Patricia Fearing: "Any time James, any place" James Bond: "Another time, another place"

James Bond: "Tracy, next time play it safe and stand on 5" Teresa Di Vicenzo: "People who want to stay alive play it safe" James Bond: "Please stay alive, at least for tonight"

Marc Ange Draco: "A Martini for our guest Olympe" Olympe: "A pleasure" Marc Ange Draco: "Shaken, not stirred" Olympe: "Of course"

"(phone rings) Hello, Police. Attacked by Christmas toys? That's strange. That's the second the second toy complaint we've had."

James Bond: "Give me 5 minutes to get up there and 5 minutes to find Whyte" Felix Leiter: "Are you sure you know what you are doing?" James Bond: "Ask me again in 10 minutes time"

[Bond is about to draw his gun on Scaramanga] Francisco Scaramanga: "I wouldn't do that either, look behind you, lower" [Bond notices Scaramanga's henchman Nick Nack] James Bond: "A gun and a bag of peanuts, how original. What will they think of next"

"Are you stupid or something?"

"Do you have that dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?"

"Anything you say, Lloyd... anything you say."

“Good, because all my filth is in alphabetical order. This, for example, was under 'H' for 'toy'.”

“OK, Chris, I mean, Abbott? Hello? Hello? They're gone!”

"Well, I don't know what to say, except it's Christmas, and we're all in misery."

Elsa: "What's this one?", Indy: "The Ark of the Convenant.", Elsa: "Are you sure?", Indy: "Pretty sure."

"I could use a good ass-kickin', I'll be very honest with ya."

"After this there is no turning back."

"Stan, you're in Ala-fucking-bama. You come from New York. You killed a good 'ol boy. There is NO WAY this is not going to trial!"

"As you wish."

"I will always come for you."

"Alright, now you're using your fucking head."

"In two minutes, primary charges will blow base charges, and a few square blocks will be reduced to smoldering rubble. I know this because Tyler knows this."

Green: "There is nothing that makes me more uncomfortable than friends talking behind my back. Feels like... ants under my skin."

It's like an owl without a graduation cap: Heartbreaking!

"One of the great joys of this campaign is the seeing how the girls have adjusted to this thing. They have stayed their normal, cheerful, happy, courteous, curious selves."

"We have all kinds of problems we need to move forward on. And we need to be unified. We even need to be unified as Democrats. We need to be unified as a Senate."

"I have really a difficult time today articulating my feelings and I hope if I puddle up a little bit as my old friend used to say I'll be excused."

"Mr. President we proved that those doubters were wrong. Working with one another as Alaskans and with great friends here in the Senate, Alaskans took control of their own destiny."

"Working to help Alaska achieve its potential has been and will continue to be my life's work."

"I will take time however for me to acknowledge the friendships I have enjoyed with so many of my colleagues and Senate staffers."

"I didn't appreciate the enormity of the event until the tidal waves of cards, letters and e-mails started coming my way."

This isn't just a box full of wires and computer chips, alright. It keeps us company when we're lonely, cheers us up when we're sad, loves us when no one else will. And it's got educational stuff too alright, if you like to learn junk. It's better than family cause umm, you know, it never lets you down.

"Recently more than 1/2 a million jobless claims were filed, the highest in 18 years. And if we do not act swiftly and boldly most experts now believe that we could lose millions of jobs next year."

"I think it's good to have an active, powerful vice president who can help the president carry a lot of the burden."

"This lack of affordable consumer credit undermines Consumer spending as a result weakens our economy."

"We were not doing anything for the banks just to help the banks. This was about the American people and it was about credit and credit availability."

"Finally could I say that I certainly applaud many of the appointments that President-elect Obama has announced."

Are you going to finish that?

"My favorite thing to do is to actually put up the commercials and close my eyes and guess who it is. Alec Baldwin almost does all of them."

"It was a shock, you know, I went to do it sort of thinking it was a little movie that was going to go to DVD, as many of my movies do."

"She's an American of tremendous stature who will have my complete confidence. Who knows many of the world's leaders, who will command respect in every capital and who will clearly have the ability to advance our interests around the world."

"Andy you Goonie!"

"And so ABC officially wins the running relay, NBC second, CBS third. And to top it all off the positive exaltation of team conquest."

"Listen, I'm twenty-one years old. The kids I'm coaching are nineteen, alright? And I'm going to be the greatest coach in the world, the next Lombardi. And...I'm practicing outside of the locker room and the managers tell me "you got to go in." "Not yet, not yet"... family, religion, Rutgers Basketball. All eyes on ...

"Alright, Arthur Ashe Foundation is a wonderful thing, and AIDS, the amount of money pouring in for AIDS is not enough, but it is significant."

"I've always been basically an introvert and rather shy and I still go out and do things like being on national television. But, uh, yeah to have your clothes torn off and all that and everything you know, it hasn't happened lately thank goodness."

"If we did need to access this loan we would use the money to continue our aggressive transformation and restructuring."

"Ford is an American company and an American icon. We are woven into the fabric of ever community that relies on our cars and trucks and the jobs our company supports."

"I wanted my daughter, Ms. Brown gave her her mother's wedding ring - stolen. You know my kids had pictures, my oldest son has his own family now, he wanted the picture in the Oval office with General Ford when he was five years old - stolen. All of these things are gone, my family knew what we were doin."

"An attack on one, is an attack on all of us."

"Hey, I want to tell you something, OK? And I want to leave a message for you right now. 'Cause again, it's 10:30 here in New York on a Wednesday, and once again I've made an ass of myself trying to get to a phone to call you at a specific time. When the time comes for me to make the phone call, I stop whatever I'm ...

"Hey, I want to tell you something, OK? And I want to leave a message for you right now. 'Cause again, it's 10:30 here in New York on a Wednesday, and once again I've made an ass of myself trying to get to a phone to call you at a specific time. When the time comes for me to make the phone call, I stop whatever I'm ...

Narrator: "In A.D. 2101, war was beginning." Captain: "What happen ?" Mechanic: "Somebody set up us the bomb." Operator: "We get signal". Captain: "What !" Operator: "Main screen turn on." Captain: "It's you !!" CATS: "How are you gentlemen !! All your base are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction." Capt...

Narrator: "In A.D. 2101, war was beginning." Captain: "What happen ?" Mechanic: "Somebody set up us the bomb." Operator: "We get signal". Captain: "What !" Operator: "Main screen turn on." Captain: "It's you !!" CATS: "How are you gentlemen !! All your base are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction." Capt...

"All your base are belong to us."

"Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country."

"My fellow Americans: All I have I would have given gladly not to be standing here today."

"You know, if I were a single man, I might ask that mummy out. That's a good-looking mummy!"

"Our government unlike many governments and particularly the governments of where the people that founded this country came from is a government that is derived from the people. The consent to govern. The freedom that is based in the people that then elect their representatives to represent them in a free representa...

Dave: "Who said?" Daughter: "Jan. I just talked to her and she just called the manager of the show and they said that tomorrow if when they, the doctors are coming over and if they detect any alcohol in your blood then you're fired from the show."

"Anybody here got 4 kids? 3? You got 4? 3? OK. I don't know why I asked that. Oh I know why I asked that."

Swigert: "Okay, Houston, we've had a problem here." Lousma: "This is Houston. Say again please." Lovell: "Houston, we've had a problem. We've had a main B bus undervolt." Lousma: "Roger. Main B undervolt." Haise: "Okay. Right now, Houston, the voltage is--is looking good. And we had a pretty large bang associated w...

"We're not gonna keep Hillary Clinton out of the white house by acting like Hillary Clinton."

"I saw this movie a thousand times."

"No, they're more like elephant feet. So what do you think, like fifty bucks? Sounds good, I'll leave the key under the at-may."

"All Strong Bad, all the time."

Strong Bad: "Hey stupid! You know some guy named Anthony from Southgate? Strongsad: "Oh yeah I was just making him this card and was gonna send him this 100 dollar bi…" "Well, he says you're dumb and a crappy guy." Strongsad: " Ohhhhhhhhh."

"Uh, deleted, What! Deleted! Un-deleted! Undeleted! I didn't mean to do that! Come back Ali, come back Ali's sister."

"I'll just hang out here for a while and try to picture which one of them is hotter, Ali or Ali's sister? Ali…Ali's sister?"

"Okay now I need to bust a wicked solo."

"There was nothing but antiques stores down there. I couldn't find a single restaurant. I have a sneaking suspicion the people in Ober There eat antiques, yeah, screwed up."

"Number two - the girls' showering facilities will be moved from the locker room into my inner office where I can watch the girls wash their breasts and buttocks while I play with myself."

"You see that shampoo bottle Now stick it up my ass Push it in and out At a medium pace"

"Let me lay it on the line, he had two on the vine. I mean, two sets of testicles, so divine. On a horse made of crystal He patrolled the land. With a mason ring and schnauzer And his perfect hands. Here comes George In control. Women dug his snuff And his gallant stroll. Ate opponent's brains, and invented cocaine....

"I've been trying to tell brothers that. Every group of brothers should have one white guy. For safety, because when the shit goes down, somebody is going to need to talk to the police."

"I mean if you got pulled over, wouldn't you turn down your radio? Nobody wants to get their ass beat to a soundtrack and shit. Know what I'm saying? Chip had the music blasting, we're not gonna take it!"

"One thing that I've always wanted to do every since I was little, I've always want to be abducted by a UFO. Yeah, sometimes I'd just go hang out in the woods. I'm just waiting for that blue light. {Screams} That's how they suck you up by a beam of light, they suck you up by your chest, and that's not necessary. Thr...

"Was anybody here aborted?"

"I got an ant farm, them fellas didn't grow shit."

"I got in an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent. That's a bad place for an argument, because when I tried to walk out, I had to slam the flap. How are you supposed to express your anger in this situation? Zip it up real quick?"

Richard: "Give me a slang name for policeman." Contestant: "Dick!"

"I feel like apologetic to the people of the state of Nevada."

"Look, all the other guys except Mr. Stewart volunteered they wanted to go. Mr. Stewart was the only guy that I asked would he come to help me."

"And I said to Mr. Simpson I didn't know if he was arrogant or ignorant or both."

"He was acting in an arrogant fashion the same way that he did the night that he killed Ron and Nicole."

"The time that he is not out causing havoc and reminding us of the pain that he caused us 14 years ago is an amazing feeling."

"I've got a little itch, down there. Would you mind?"

Bond: "I always thought M was a randomly assigned initial, I had no idea it stood for…" M: "Utter one more sylable and I'll have oyu killed."

Bond: "So you want me to be half-monk, half-hitman." M: "Any thug can kill. I want you to take your ego out of the equation."

"Last week Vice President-Elect Biden and I began the process of announcing our economic team."

"As governor of New Mexico, Bill showed how government can act as a partner to support our businesses, helping to create 80,000 new jobs."

"And he knows that America's reputation in the world is critical, not just to our security but to our prosperity -- (coughs) -- excuse me -- that when the citizens of the world respect America's leadership, they are more likely to buy America's products."

"This approach, I believe, has been the key to Bill's success as a negotiator and will be key to his work on the critical functions of the Commerce Department, from administering our census and monitoring our climate to protecting our intellectual property and restoring our economic diplomacy."

"I drove an AMC Gremlin. It's a car that existed so that Pinto drivers would have something to shit on."

Character 1: "Yea trying to feel like a piece of me is dying along with this church." Character 2: "Oh, you're right about that." (gunfire)

Character 1: "What the hell's going on. Hey put that back on. Hey asshole what do I look like to you?" Charcter 2: "A sitting duck."

"This is agent Johnson. No the other one."

"Dear, Santa. What do I want for Christmas, you may ask? All I want is for you to visit the gentle folk here in Bikini Bottom. That is my wish."

"What in the name of the Alamo is wrong with you, SpongeBob? Ain't ya never seen a Christmas tree before?"

"There's a lot of losses coming up in the future. These financials are gonna get hit and they're gonna get hit hard. Don't believe what these blockheads are offering you."

"What artificial lending standard are you talking about?!"

"Most important of all he taught his son to beware of the Abominable Snow Monster of the north. He's mean. He's nasty and he hates everything to do with Christmas."

Sanford Wurmfeld: "And the winner of the 19 of the 2008 Heisman Trophy is Sam Bradford." Guy in crowd: "Boomer! Boomer!"