Moe: "Amalgamated Association of Morons, Local 6 and 7/8's."

Oh, that's right. And I seem to remember breaking your face.

Around. I'll be around.

Andy: And in all that time, have you ever had an assistant? Brooks: No. No, no. Not much to it, really. Andy: Why me? Why now?

That's right, Evan. And you get to be the star.

A careful dose of sedatives for Jason, some security, Evan comes in for a quick visit.

And with a little luck, no more missing father complex.

Ain't gonna work this time, buddy. Look how small this fuse is. I'll get killed.

Anesthesiologist: Are you hurting her? Evan: No, I'm protecting her.

Are you still planning to change the way we humble scientists view memory assimilation?

All right, man, get dressed. You're taking me out.

Almanaque

Sasha: Andrea jumped the wall. Allen: On your watch? And you let her go?

And I don't want any talk about yourself personally. That includes where you been, your wife's name, where you might've done time, or a bank maybe you robbed in St. Petersburg.

All I want you guys to talk about if you have to, is what you're going to do. That should do it.

Danny: Well, you know what they say, "Aspiration's as good as perspiration." Don: That's not how it goes.

Are we on Candid Camera?

Peggy: Aren't you excited? Don: I try not to think about it. Peggy: Then you must be excited.

Don Draper: You got anything on Vicks? Peggy Olson: Actually, it's Vick Chemical. Don Draper: Answer the question.

Almanaque

Andrea.

Milton: Are you okay? Governor: Never been better.

"Can cross that off the bucket list." ~ Gina Arena

Are those sharks with laser beams attached to their heads?

And so began the journey north to safety, to our place in the sun.

Are you going to use the KKK to sell cough drops?

Almanaque

Dorothy: It surrounds oz. Last time I flew over it in the old house. Billina: Huh? Dorothy: Anything living that touches it turns to sand.

Dorothy: And... A ham sandwich? Billina: Glad it's not fried chicken.

And then when I was pregnant with you, I was terrified. I had to expect the worst.

And you came out fine. And ever since then, I've considered you my little miracle baby.

Are you stupid or what, man?

Evan: Are you walking home? Kayleigh: Uh-huh. Evan: Can I walk you? Kayleigh: Sure.

And they have to kiss and stuff, like the grown-ups do.

Acoustic guitar line

And your name is Gwen. I know you.

You guys take a shower and if anyone gives you any trouble, you tell 'em I said it was okay.

All right, what are you doing, man?

And I'm going to get them to you, but right now, you need to concentrate on the case.

A pack of smokes says I can prove it to you.

All right, look. I'm new here, but I think I get how things work.

And I know you'd never leave your sister alone with your father.

Andrea: And what does that mean for Evan? Evan: What he's saying, mom, is that I've jammed 40 years worth of memories into my head in the last year.

All right, i'm going to go wait in the car. The light in here is kind of bugging my eyes, so...

And then maybe Lenny wouldn't freak out and ruin my family.

Are you sure you even packed it?

And I'll tell child protective services about your little kiddie porn endeavors.

Alternate universes with colleges and prisons and paraplegia.

And so the boy, given up for dead... returns to his people, to sacred Sparta, a king!

And now, as then, a beast approaches.

An army of slaves, vast beyond imagining, ready to devour tiny Greece.

A beast approaches... And it was King Leonidas himself who provoked it.

Leonidas: What is it? Gorgo: A Persian messenger awaits you.

All the God-King Xerxes requires is this: A simple offering of earth and water. A token of Sparta's submission to the will of Xerxes.

Leonidas: And if those philosophers and boy-lovers have found that kind of nerve, then-- Theron: We must be diplomatic. Leonidas: And, of course, Spartans... have their reputation to consider.

And wave after wave of Persian attack... Will smash against spartan shields.

And no spartan, subject or citizen, man or woman, slave or king, is above the law.

All greece will fall.

Yes. And when Sparta burns, you shall bathe in gold.

King Leonidas: Is this all of them? Captain: As you ordered. Three hundred.

All with born sons to carry on their name.

And, gentlemen, let's pace ourselves.

And I was clapping and he thought I was clapping for him.

And "Life," that's a scary word to anyone at any age.

And moms see it and they get this twinge of how little their kid still is, even though they have to deal with life.

Get those two together in a market and I think we're going to sell some cereal.

Approval denied.

And, frankly, we can't have you pulling the cart all by yourself.

And on a personal note, I'd like to add that I'm quite fond of you.

Azadello Voice

And just think how you'd feel right now if you lost.

That's very healthy. Award or no award, you're still Don Draper.

Are you gonna work or just stare at pictures of women who can't stare back?

And you're chicken shit.

Peggy: Are we getting dressed now? Stan: You can do whatever you want. I don't care. Peggy: But you do. Stan: Fine, you win.

And what would trip you up? The motive. Ahh.

Arnie Cunningham.

And you, Arcadian. What is your profession?

All his 40 years have been a straight road to this one gleaming moment in destiny.

And you can arrange for me to speak to the council?

And its chamber shall be filled with your voice.

And do you think your pathetic wall will do anything except fall?

And with a little Spartan help your Persian scouts supplied the mortar.

A thousand nations of the Persian Empire descend upon you.

A fine thrust.

We fight as a single, impenetrable unit.

A single weak spot and the phalanx shatters.

A small contingent. Too small for an attack.

And I would die for any one of mine.

And before this battle was over, that even a god-king can bleed.

And a man who fancies himself a god feels a very human chill crawl up his spine.

Against Asia's endless hordes, against all odds, we can do it.

Upon seeing the headless body of his own young son, the captain breaks rank.

All men are not created equal. That's the Spartan code, my little queen.

And by Spartan law, we will stand and fight and die.

A new age has begun. An age of freedom.

And all will know that 300 Spartans gave their last breath to defend it.

You look shocked. A bribe of the flesh, gentlemen... while her husband promotes anarchy and war.

And now, as then, it's not fear that grips him... only restlessness.

"Remember us." As simple an order as a king can give.

Craig: Are you sure that's Paul Allen over there? Bryce: Yes, McDufus, I am.

Doris: After your sister left. Don: My sister? Doris: Was that her on the phone? Don: No. Doris: Don't lie to me. It's okay, Dick.

After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion.

Are you okay? I tried to call you Friday night, and yesterday it rang and rang and today it's busy.

And though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.

Aerobics class, sorry. Any messages?

Annie Leibovitz. We'll get Annie Leibovitz. And we'll have to get someone to videotape.

As if you getting the lead in My Fair Lady wasn't enough!

Your friends in Hollywood know you talk that way? And let me tell you, you're the Jew, trying to make 30 bucks on something you got for free.

Epps: After you. Murphy: No, after you. Munder: No, no, no, no, no. After me. Murphy: Oh. Tough guy.

Murphy: Are you okay? Epps: Yeah. Murphy: You sure? Epps: Yeah. Murphy: Let's get to it.

Jack: Any sign of what might've happened? How she got here? Murphy: That's the $64 million question, isn't it?

Don: And women don't buy suitcases. Peggy: Dr. Faye says they do.

And then there's all the talk about drinking, where they start with the funny stories and they end up crying.

Are you serious? We can solve this problem with a flask.

I don't know what it is, but I look at the side of your neck and I wish I had one of those James Bond pens so I could jam a dart in it.

Although I am paid less, I am still not a janitor.

Although, it's an incredible feeling having this baby kick me.

I want a rare steak, and I want to see those two men pound each other.

And they're self so righteous. I never pissed my pants.

And then to the Pottery Barn where I got this little silver muffin dish.

I was supposed to be at dinner an hour ago. It's my birthday. And I'm pretty sure I ruined everything.

Heather: All Fred Jones had to say was... Fred: I think Coolsville sucks!

New York Matinee called it "a playful, but mysterious little dish." You'll love it.

And then the red snapper with violets and pine nuts. I think that will follow nicely.

Allen has mistaken me for this dickhead, Marcus Halberstram.

I just want you to know that we're all here. Me, Anita, Gerry, the roommate, and we're not leaving until you march in here.

I'm sorry I ruined this, and I'm sorry you had to spend the evening with my mother.

Bateman: And the lettering is something called Silian Rail. Van Patten: It's very cool, Bateman. But that's nothing. Look at this.

Yes, and now he's going to have an unfortunate shmelting accident.

Austin, Goldmember's getting away.

Hello, hello. Aren't you going to introduce us, Austin?

And by the way, I know it kills you, but guess what? There is no Danny's idea.

Don: As long as you still work here. Peggy: Is that a threat?

Are you out of your mind?

Peggy: And you never say thank you. Don: That's what the money is for!

And you should be thanking me every morning when you wake up, along with Jesus, for giving you another day!

Assassin!

"Are you sure you don't have a little clone in you?" Yeah, I'm sure. "Would you like to?"

Kimball: And where did he go to school? Bateman: Don't you know this? Kimball: I just wanted to know if you know.

A Stephen Hughes said he saw him at a restaurant there. But I checked it out, and what happened is he mistook a Herbert Ainsworth for Paul, so--

And I really can't stress blonde enough. Blonde.

At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding 3 albums.

And I stress the word "artist."

A good personality consists of a chick with a little hard body who'll satisfy all sexual demands without bein' too slutty about things and will essentially keep her dumb fucking mouth shut.

And this is because they have to make up for how fucking unattractive they are.

And, Jean? We'll want to change before we go out.

Jean: Are you seeing anyone? I mean, seriously? Bateman: Maybe. I don't know. Not really.

According to his date book, and this was verified by his secretary, he had dinner with Marcus Halberstram.

Anyway, Surf Bar sucks now. It's terrible. Went to a birthday party there for Malcolm Forbes. Oh, my God, please.

Carter: And you are? Evan: Evan... Treborn. Carter: Well, the answer's no, Mr. Treborn.

An N.Y.U. girl I met in Central Park, I left her in a parking lot behind some doughnut shop.

All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it, I have now surpassed.

As you can see, we've had our eye on you for some time now, Mr. Anderson.

A man who calls himself Morpheus.

All that we're asking in return is your cooperation in bringing a known terrorist to justice.

Remember, all I'm offering is the truth. Nothing more.

Neo: Am I dead? Morpheus: Far from it.

At the time, they were dependent on solar power, and it was believed that they would be unable to survive without an energy source as abundant as the sun.

And standing there, facing the pure, horrifying precision, I came to realize the obviousness of the truth.

As long as the Matrix exists, the human race will never be free.

After he died, the Oracle prophesied his return

And that his coming would hail the destruction of the Matrix, end the war, bring freedom to our people.

Adaptation, improvisation. But your weakness is not your technique.

Are you listening to me, Neo? Or were you looking at the woman in the red dress?

All because the poor guy had been cut down in the height of his sexual prime by an unnecessary orchiectomy.

Trinity: A sentinel, a killing machine designed for one thing. Dozer: Search and destroy.

I, I don't even see the code. All I see is blonde, brunette, redhead.

And he screamed, "Man wasn't meant to fly!"

My Uncle Max said he had a suitcase that was always packed. He said, "A man has to be ready to go at any moment."

Agent Smith: Access codes to the Zion mainframe. Cypher: No. I told you, I don't know them.

So I understand that, uh, you've run through the Agent Training Program. You know, I, um, I wrote that program.

Epps: Any sign of him? Dodge: No, we looked all over. Man's severely pissed off. Seems to happen to everybody who gets on this boat.

And that's Frankie Lombardo. Fresh out of Juvenile Hall, where they named a wing after him.

A dreamer in search of treasure, who only found bottle caps.

A private spanking, just like my dream.

And you all better stop cutting through here. It's not a thoroughfare. Take the extra steps. You could use them.

Don: I'm set. Miss Blankenship: And then you're not.

Anything else you'd like me to help you with today?

And when you wanted to go to beauty school as boys who lose their fathers early in life often do, I did not snivel at your intentions, did I?

A lion can raise a mouse, but the mouse is still a mouse. And you, Charlie, are that mouse.

Alfred's a great one. I couldn't find my socks without him.

A bonus? Ha ha ha! That's good.

All right, everybody drop your guns, because Foxxy Cleopatra's in the sub.

The following April, Andy did tax returns for half the guards at Shawshank. Year after that, he did them all, including the warden's.

And they don't like witches brewing things. They don't like the occult in general.

Oracle: And don't worry about the vase. Neo: What vase? Oracle: That vase. Neo: I'm sorry. Oracle: I said don't worry about it.

Are you sure you want to hear this? Morpheus believes in you, Neo.

And no one, not you, not even me, can convince him otherwise.

A black cat went past us and then another that looked just like it.

Neo: What is it? Trinity: A deva vu is usually a glitch in the Matrix. It happens when they change something.

All I do is what he tells me to do. If I had to choose between that and the Matrix, I'd choose the Matrix.

All I do is pull the plug here. But there, you have to watch Apoc die.

Foxxy: Are you sure you can trust Dr. Evil? Austin: He ain't heavy, he's my brother, baby. Yeah.

But at the end of the day, you've just got to do it for yourself, baby.

Hey, Austin, shh!

And since I am the ranking officer on this ship, if you don't like it, I believe you can go to hell.

A cancer of this planet. You are a plague, and we are the cure.

Dugal: Are you scared, Connor? Connor: No, cousin Dugal, I'm not.

Aye! Angus pees his kilt all the time.