Should old acquaintance be forgot, and never brought to mind? Should old acquaintance be forgot, and here's to auld lang syne! For auld lang syne, my dear, For auld lang syne! We'll take a cup of kindness yet, For auld lang syne. And there's a hand my trusty friend! And give us hand of thine! We'll tak...

Should old acquaintance be forgot, and never brought to mind? Should auld acquaintance be forgot, And days of auld lang syne? For auld lang syne, my dear, For auld lang syne! We'll take a cup of kindness yet, For auld lang syne. And here's a hand, my trusty friend, And here's a hand of thine! We'll tak...

Should old acquaintance be forgot, and never brought to mind? Should old acquaintance be forgot, and here's to auld lang syne!

"Let me put it to you as clean as I can. We have 95 players here so accomplished as athletes in high school, we gave them scholarships to the finest football program in the land. NCAA regulations allow us to dress just 60 for home games. That means 35 scholarship players will be watching the games from the stands."

"Now, if any of you has any dreams of one day running out of that tunnel with your gold helmet shining in the sun, you'd best leave them right here. Of you 15 dreamers out there, maybe we'll keep one or two."

"This is a house divided, a house divided will fall."

"Darnell, you have the potential to start for us as a freshman. That 108 yard kickoff return you made against Taft? One of the greatest runs I've ever seen a high school player make. Now, Michigan is set at tailback for two years. You won't play till you're a junior. With Joe here gettin' you the ball, runnin' 28...

"It takes a lot of courage to come into the middle of that defense knowing that Taylor Mays is going to come in and take a shot on you."

"We got an issue in America, too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country."

"Thank you, your Holiness. Awesome speech!"

"She gave me a look only a mother can give a child."

Man: "And now Camus." Bush: "Well that was a few books ago."

"Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease."

"So it's an absurd report. It just is."

"You're an outlaw, a pioneer, gun slinger. This is a while new game Doc."

"Remember this is a game called football. Lets get to work."

Rey Lewis: "And a cake!" Woman: "And a cake. He loves his sweets."

"A great man will walk off this field winning the Superbowl no matter skin color, no matter race, no matter anything and that's the understanding I think we have to have."

"No no! All alone touchdown Texas! And what a way for Quan Cosby to end his Longhorn career!"

"Why are you bringing me all this garbage anyway."

Lieutenant Horatio Caine calls someone a liar.

Frank: "He's famous for being famous. All eyes trailing on her every move." Horatio: "All except her last one."

"I think what was on my mind when I was risking losing my Lionel train set was me thinking am I going to get away with this. And that anxiety has been haunting me my entire movie career."

"An opportunity was given to me to be an enabler."

"And I think there's a feeling floating around during these hard economic times, that the impulse and the future might be to make more for broader audiences. And I just want to say that we can't ever forget that we are also an audience of individuals."

"I'd like to address some of them now."

Angie: If I sign this and then Tracy designs to run away with that chunky chick from Hairspray… Jack: Or any female of equivalent thickness. Angie: Then I get eighty five hundred dollars?? Jack: That’s correct.

Man: "You want to know how I met your mother? I went to a fireworks factory and I asked for their best bang." Neil Patrick Harris: "Thank you for bringing that energy to the show."

"Stop! Which of Skeletor's warriors dares to approach Castle Greyskull."

"So don't be full by those who say they have a sure thing. There's always a catch to it."

"In today's story Skeletor tried to conquer Eternal by using animals in an evil way. Animals like all living things should be treated with kindness and respect. I hope that those of you who have a dog or cat or maybe even a hamster remember that. We have a pet we also have a responsibility because they depend on us....

"Boy the fruit on that tree looks good enough to eat doesn't it. That' s like a lot of things you find around the house or in your neighborhood but looks can fool you. Sometimes things that look or smell good can make you very sick. Remember, never taste or eat anything if you're not sure what it is. The best thing ...

"Until the day till all are one."

"Autobots, prepare to depart."

"Afghanistan has gone from a nation where the Taliban harbored al Qaeda and stoned women in the streets to a young democracy that is fighting terror and encouraging girls to go to school."

"So around the world, America is promoting human liberty, human rights, and human dignity."

"Vulnerable human life is better protected. Funding for our veterans has nearly doubled. America's air, water, and lands are measurably cleaner. And the Federal bench includes wise new members like Justice Sam Alito and Chief Justice John Roberts."

"We see America's character in Dr. Tony Recasner, a principal who opened a new charter school from the ruins of Hurricane Katrina. We see it in Julio Medina, a former inmate who leads a faith-based program to help prisoners returning to society."

Edward: "Are you afraid?" Bella: "No."

"He always has a movie."

Joe: "Aces full." Guy: "You're pretty good my friend."

"Pegasus, this is Galactica Actual. Authenticate identity with recognition codes immediately."

"Turns out there's another type of Cylon we didn't know about and I want it."

"They weren't Supermen, they were ordinary people like us. What they can accomplish, we can accomplish. We will find a new home. This is a promise I intend to keep."

"We began this train trip in Philadelphia earlier today. And It is fitting that we did so - because it was there that our American journey began. It was there that a group of farmers and lawyers, merchants and soldiers, gathered to declare their independence and lay claim to a destiny that they were being denied."

"And yet, they were willing to put all they were and all they had on the line - their lives, their fortunes, and their sacred honor - for a set of ideals that continue to light the world. That we are equal. That our rights to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness come not from our laws, but from our maker. And...

"Baltimore, join me in this effort. Join Joe Biden and Jill Biden in this effort. Join Michelle in this effort and Nancy Pelosi in this effort and Gov. O'Malley in this effort and the congressional delegation in this effort. And together, mindful of our proud history, hopeful for the future, let us seek, together, a...

"It was just under five months ago that Joe Biden stood beside me on the steps of the Old State Capitol in Springfield to accept my invitation to run for Vice President of the United States of America."

"When we Americans get knocked down, we always — always — get back up on our feet."

Respondant: Tech support Caller: Okay that's what I want Respondant: Okay Caller: How do I uninstall this crap from my computer? Respondant: Crap? Caller: Yeah Respondant: You're calling our internet crap? Caller: That's right. Respondant: Like I'm gonna give you support after you c...

"Let's build a government that is responsible to the people, and accept our own responsibilities as citizens to hold our government accountable. Let's all of us do our part to rebuild this country. "

My country,' tis of thee, sweet land of liberty, of thee I sing; land where my fathers died, land of the pilgrims' pride, from every mountainside let freedom ring! My native country, thee, land of the noble free, thy name I love; I love thy rocks and rills, thy woods and templed hills; my heart w...

"All this we can do. All this we will do."

"And so to all the other peoples and governments who are watching today, from the grandest capitals to the small village where my father was born: Know that America is a friend of each nation and every man, woman, and child who seeks a future of peace and dignity. And we are ready to lead once more."

"It took all 25 of us to get this job done. It's just phenomenal man."

"You know what we'll get back home tomorrow and celebrate with the fans and our organization and let 'em have a much deserved, another celebration."

"You got a long way to go to be as good as your dad."

"And again, I'm curving my comments so that I don’t get fined. If we're gonna have asinine, insane inflationary signings, then it seems to be fine that most have been in the East so far."

"There's no way Alex Auld was gonna be on this team this year unless he flew to France during the summer and bathed in the holy waters of Lourdes."

"Amen."

Robin Hood: "Did I upset your plans?" Sir Guy: "You've come to Nottingham once to often!" Robin Hood: "When this is over my friend there will be no need for me to come again."

"Why should the United States be held responsible for the actions of one man?"

Justin: "What's wrong mommy?" Mrs. Mourain: "The people are upset about some things darling." Justin: "Are they mad at daddy?" Mrs. Mourain: "No they aren't mad at your daddy." Justin: "Why are they yelling?" Mrs. Mourain: "They want attention. They're trying to get attention so that people will listen to them."

"God bless America! And God bless a free Iraq!"

Blakeney:"Should you really be getting up sir?" Dr. Stephen:"Mr. Blakeney, are you also a doctor?" Blakeney:"No sir." Dr. Stephen:"No your not."

Dr. Stephen:"Well Mr. Blakeney, it would appear that you have the makings of a naturalist." Blakeney:"Well sir, perhaps I could combine them to be a sort of fighting naturalist. Like you sir." Dr. Stephen:"They don't combine too well I find."

Dr. Stephen:"You see for my part I look upon a promise as binding." Captain Jack:"The promise was conditional. I command the King's ship, not a private yacht! We do not have time for your damned hobby sir!"

Dr. Stephen:"Jack, I fear you may have burdened me with a debt I can never fully repay." Captain Jack:"Tosh. Name a shrub after me. Something prickly and hard to eradicate." Dr. Stephen:"A shrub?! Nonsense I'll name a great tortoise after you!"

Ray: "Ok hard ass! What's your plan huh?! Your in charge now, you tell me what we're doing!" Robbie: "We catch up with these soldiers! And we get back at them! We get back at them! That's what we do!" Ray: "Well now let's try one that doesn't involve your 10 year old sister joining the army!"

"I'm completly operational, and all my circuits are functioning perfectly."

"It can only be attributable to human error."

"What is it with men and asking for directions?"

"Look at that... will you look at that. Filthy... absolutely filthy."

Commodus:"Do you think I'm afraid?!" Maximus:"I think you have been afraid all your life."

"Marcus Aurilles had a dream that was Rome, Proximo. This is not it! This is not it!"

"Are you not entertained! Are you not entertained! Is this not why you are here!"

"I don't pretend to be a man of the people Senator, but I do try to be a man for the people."

Jack Sparrow and Elizabeth:"We're devils, we're black sheep. We're really bad eggs. Drink up me 'earties. Yo ho! Yo ho! Yo ho! A pirates life for me!" Jack Sparrow:"Oh I love this song! Really bad eggs!"

Elizabeth:"Pirate or not this man saved my life!" Norrington:"One good deed is not enough to redeem a man of a lifetime of wickedness." Jack Sparrow:"Though it seems enough to condemn him."

Donkey:"Are we there yet?" Shrek:"No."

"What manner of spectacle has attracted your attention so splendidly I ought to carry it in my pocket to help me teach?"

Hattie:"Just admit you're stupid and don't know what you're talking about." Ella:"I'm stupid and I don't know what I'm talking about."

Mandy:"He knows everything." Benny:"Thanks sweetie... but not everything. If I did, I'd be a lot thicker."

Earl:"What kind of fuse is that?" Bert:"A cannon fuse." Earl:"What the hell do you use it for?" Bert:"A cannon..."

"What am I doing? I mean what's a woman like her want with a guy like me."

Earl:"I ask you... is this a job for intelligent men?" Val:"Well show me one, I'll ask him."

"Did you notice anything weird a minute ago?"

Veruca:"Will Violet always be a blueberry?" Wonka:"No... maybe... I don't know. But thats what you get from chewing gum all day. It's just disgusting." Mike:"If you hate gum so much, why do you make it?" Wonka:"Once again you really shouldn't mumble because its kinda starting to bum me out."

Mrs. Gloop:"Where is my son?! Where does that pipe go to?!" Wonka:"That pipe? It just so happens to lead directly to the room where I make the most delicious kind of strawberry flavoured chocolate-coated fudge." Mrs. Gloop:"Then he will be made into strawberry flavoured chocolate-coated fudge? They'll be selling h...

"Daddy, I want another pony."

"I'm the junior world champion gum chewer. This piece of gum I'm chewing right at this moment, I've been working on for three months solid. That's a record!"

Ella:"Are you ok?" Slannen:"No I am not ok! I think I broke something, or dislocated it.... no no just a click."

"Man that was annoying!"

"Don't die Shrek! And if you see a long tunnel, stay away from the light!"

Jericho:"So what did you find out?" Detective:"The name is Thomas, he's a priest." Jericho:"Why don't you tell us something we don't know." Chicago:"A homicidal priest... That's good." Detective:"Yeah well it gets better."

"Anyone have a can of raid?"

Lancelot:"Ask me." Guinevere:"no no." Lancelot:"Ask me." Guinevere:"Never."

Sergeant Kilrain:"Colonel, it's gonna be a hot day today. Seeing that you've already been down with the heat, please, will you ride the horse Colonel that the good Lord provided. Instead of marching around in the hot damn dirty dust." Colonel Chamberlain:"Well you walked." Sergeant Kilrain:"Colonel darling, I've bee...

"You cannot judge a race. Any man who judges by the group is a pea wit. You take men one at a time."

Billy:"What do you think it is?" Mark:"As far as I'm concerned... Four Seasons."

"This is a stickup! Anybody moves and they're dead meat!"

"Alright, nobody told you to stop working."

"I must be off. Winter is almost over. And things do pile up when you've been gone a hundred years."

Mr. Tumnus: "Don't worry. We'll see him again." Lucy: "When?" Mr. Tumnus: "In time. One day he'll be here and the next he won't. But you must not press him. After all, he's not a tame lion." Lucy: "No... but he is good."

Peter: "Aslan, I'm not who you all think I am." Aslan: "Peter Pevensie, formerly of Finchley. Beaver also mentioned that you planned on turning him into a hat."

Aragorn: "Are you frightened?" Frodo: "Yes." Aragorn: "Not nearly frightened enough."

Ben: "Are you one of them?" Hostile: "One of who?" Ben: "A Hostile?" Hostile: "Do you even know what that word means?"

"We're all in this together man."

"Well now that that's out of the way, how about some afternoon delight."

"Are you trying to con me?"

"I guess you're lucky you have a new skill set that you an use."

"All of you have to go back. We're going to have to bring him too."

Reporter: "Is it possible there are any other survivors from the crash yet to be discovered." Sayid: "No, absolutely not."

Dignan: "Get one of those bags. Let's move, come on! A bigger one you idiot! What are you thinking?" Bookstore Manager: "Don't call me an idiot you punk." Dignan: "Do you have uh, bigger bags for atlases or dictionaries? Uh, sir?"

"I didn't want you guys to think I was stuffy, ya know, no fun. All brain, no penis."

Young Chas: "So what did you think dad?" Royal: "Mmm, didn't seem believable to me. Why are you wearing pajamas? Do you live here?" Young Richie: "He has permission to sleep over". Young Chas: "Well did you at least think the characters were well developed?" Royal: "What characters? It's just a bunch o' little k...

"Excuse me, I'd like to ass you a few questions."

"Are you saying I'm stupid? No.? Do I look stupid, to you?"

"This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence."

"And if you say a word about this over the radio, the next wings you see will belong to the flies buzzing over your rotting corpse."

"I always say people can call me anything they want as long as they don't call me late for supper. (Laughter)"

"Any man don't wanna get killed, better clear on out the back."

"And like that.. he's gone."

"Can we go now, please, people. A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow."

"Alright, you're going the right way for a smacked bottom."

"And by the way, suck my mother fucking dick."

"Ahh, you can always smell a graveyard."

"Listen, we have no time I need you to take me to something man made. Something that was built. Any kind of a land mark."

"So when we are now. It's now after you and your people crashed on the island."

"It wasn't a dream…it was a memory."

"Richard! Anyone! Anyone!"

"My name is John Locke. I know this is going to be hard to understand, Ben Linus appointed me as your leader." Ethan: "That is the most ridiculous thing I've heard."

John: "When am I?" Richard: "Well John, that's all relative."

"All Righty Then."

Truman: "Well, actually, this is as real as it gets."

Man: "Maybe you think you're fast enough to keep up with us, huh?" Stranger: "A lot faster than you'll ever live to be."

"My door is always open."

"Billy and I are having an affair. He doesn't love you anymore and he wants to marry me."

"A toast, to us. To our last summer of immature, adolescent decadence."

"Don't tell him your name, Alfred!"

Murtaugh: "Pretty thin, huh?" Riggs: "Anorexic"

"What about that trouble up in Arkansas?"

"But the Dallas Academy says it's all behind them now and is trying to deal with it's new found publicity."

Ben: "Any luck?" Ms. Hawking: "Yes." Ben: "Really?" Ms. Hawking: "Really."

Ana Lucia: "They already have pictures of you covered in blood with a gun in your hand." Hurley: "Actually it's ketchup. We went to a drive through…"

Hurley's Dad: "What happened?" Hurley: "He got shot by a dart." Hurley's Dad: "A dart? Where were you at the zoo or something." Hurley: "No we were at the safe house." Hurley's Dad: "A safe house?!"

Hurley: "But he's a good guy." Hurley's Mom: "A good guy doesn’t kill three men. A good guy doesn't kill any man."

Sawyer: "I figure it would have disappeared with the rest of our stuff." Juliet: "I guess whatever we had with us when we moved is along for the ride."

Sun: "You told me to get on the helicopter and you said you'd get Jin." Kate: "Sun I hope you don't think…" Sun:"But you did what you had to do. And if you hadn't, we probably all would have died instead of my husband."

"Does anyone else know he's there?"

"You need to pull it together. You got a lot of work to do."

"Are you taking any prescription medication?"

"Perhaps I can be of some assistance!"

"You're not scared of them...are you, Michael?"

"A woman's shoulders are the front lines of a mystique."

"It was an accident right? You tripped, slipped on the floor and accidentally stuck your dick into my wife."

"I'll tell ya what you need, a good anti-psychotic."

"All for one, one for all."

"Enjoy your little nap! I'm off to the warm embrace of my afternoon enema."

"Allow me to introduce myself. My name is August Christopher. I was named after St. Augustan, who coined my favorite phrase, 'Give me chastity and give me constancy, but do not give it yet."

"Alright, remember. Alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you."

"You were paid to take me out by the one person I truly hate! I knew this was a setup!"

Phil: "Oh Bobby came by to express his loss over our sorry loved one." Jeff: "Yea I ain't working today."

Lloyd: "That's a lovely accent you have. New Jesey?" Character 1: "Austria." Lloyd: "Austria! Well then, good day mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barby!" Character 1: "Let's not."

Lloyd: "So where ya headed?" Mary: "Aspen." Lloyd: "Mmm...California, beautiful."

"Hey, wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world? ANNNNNK!!!"

"First time I set eyes on Mary Swanson I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling. Where I'd do anything to bone her."

Harry: "One time we successfully mated a bulldog with a shitzu." Mary: "Really, that's weird." Harry: "Yeah, we called it a bull-shit."

(Lloyd and Harry go into a spaz after eating some atomic peppers.)

"I am Juan Sanchez Villalobos Ramirez, chief metallugist to King Charles V of Spain. And I'm at your service."

"Afghanistan! I don't know nobody in Afghanistan! I don't know what fucking Afghanistan looks like, and even if I did, I would not talk to their Afghan-ass for three hours! I won't talk to my daddy for three hours!"

"Affirmative."

"alien approaching."

"Activate program."

"These are attractive specimens."

"Come in alpha control."

"Sensors indicate an alien intruder in this website."

"Now what I am going to is take this right foot here and put it right accross the side of your face."

Plaxico: "Oh." Seth: "Is everything okay?" Plaxico: "Oh I'm fine. Ain't nothing happen. Oh God."

"Well, well that's all the time we have."

"You know what I thin Ali."

"You know the transmission Abdul picked up on his radio."

"Well it's about time Cowboy."

"Keep it down Aunt Susie."

"That's right avalanche."

"I'll give it to Al Jazeera."

"Swell give me a crutch over here covers up the artist formally knows as Henrgy Gale tries to strangle one of your amiga. And suddenly it's on me when she goes vigilante.

"Hey Amarillo Slim."

"You hang in there. You got a lot of ability."