QUIRRELL: You won't sleep on your tummy VOLDEMORT: You won't sleep on your back VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL: We're quite a kooky couple you'll agree QUIRRELL: We share some hands and fingers VOLDEMORT: And yet the feeling lingers VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL: We're just about as different as anyone could be VOLDEMORT: You like p...

HARRY: Youre tall and fun and pretty Youre really, really skinny Ginny Im the Mickey to your Minnie Youre the Tigger to my Winnie Ginny Wanna take you to the city Gonna take you out to diney Ginny Youre cuter than a guinnie pig Wanna take you up to Winnipeg Thats in Canada! Ginny Ginny Ginny Ginny--- "Harry" Ly...

"Police report that the murder has touched off sporadic acts of violence in the negro section of the city."

Adam: Um, so… Man: This is not funny. Adam: …this is not funny. He’s dead serious. So the reason that we’re here talking to you is because I have some pretty heavy news to say, unfortunately we’re going to have to cancel a bunch of our shows and actually push back our record release. Because recently about two month...

Man: April are you there? April Margera: Hey, how are you? Man: Good, April we just read about this story on TMZ that Bam was taken to the hospital yesterday. April Margera: Yeah he actually was, um, we just heard that it was on TMZ. So I guess word travels fast. Man: Yeah, it was just posted like 15 minutes ago but...

"Al Qaeda is so 2001."

"Absolutely fucking pathetic."

"Are you ready? I said are you ready?!

"Saturday was the first that I learned of her accusations. Her false and vicious allegations are an attack on my family and on me."

"I'll respond to her outrageous allegations in the appropriate forum."