"But I digress."

Strong Bad: "You'll be the belle of de ball." Homestar Runner: "I'm a belle."

"Ohh man! I swear if I get one more of these hairstyle runners from one of you guys, I'm gonna have to start busting some heads."

"Look in the time it took be to say your name I could have done all kinds of stuff. Like paint a picture of a guy with a big knife. Whoa, in fact I'm gonna get started on that right now."

"Ahhh, my kingdom continues to flourish. Ah, carry on everyone. Hey, the Cheat, what do you wanna get banished? Don't touch that."

"What are you standing around for man? Don't you have, like, some of my bidding to do.?"

"Oww, those thing are bad for you."

"Some people wear glasses. Beth looks like a dude."

"One hand would definitely would have a bucket on it. That way I would always have a bucket. For like, dumping oatmeal on stuff, for washing the Cheat, and for dropping the occasional beat."

"And the other hand, would definitely be a bull horn. That way everyone could here all the important stuff I gotta say. I am still awesome, seriously. Hey Coach, I wasn't tryin' to fade you, that wasn't me, I dunno who those peoples were."

"Excellent…that away boys…chins up, bunker down and so on."

"I'm a blade man, man."

"Allow me to demonstrate with one of my bogus mathematical theorems."

"Come on, you can do better than that."

"So there you go, it's not much, but as you can imagine it's a big hit with the ladies."

"But you know there's the basics. Like if somebody says, 'Hey, are you listening to me?' You say yes, but you're not really listening."

"The best thing about this postcard is that if you look at the clock that's the exact same time that I first laid eyes on the clock 2:55. Oh wait, it still says 2:55."

"Wassup. You are awesome, I like it most when you harm your friends. Andrew. Andrew, this is the best email I have ever received."

"Hey Buddy" "Buddy!" "How was the bathroom Buddy, pretty gruesome?" "Buddy, I had to hold my breath Buddy!" "Eheh Buddy, don't even tell me about it Buddy!" "Buddy I know." "Buddy, M&M's?" "Chocolate me, Buddy!... Tasty Buddy!"

"Hey this is a good movie. It's so good, I gotta bust a cap in here!"

"Black people are 10 percent of the population. New York, DC, Atlanta, Chicago, LA, that's it. Ten places."

Criminal: "What are you?" Rick James: "I'm Rick James bitch!"

"I know I'm a racist. You know how I know? I caught myself being racist against myself. So much shit going on, I got mixed up. I forgot who's team I was on. One time I was reading the paper and I read this guy was suing the department store because he wouldn't let him be Santa Claus because he was black. And I was a...

" 'Hey, I gotta make a stop real quick.' At 3 o'clock in the morning, and I didn't know he was taking me to the ghetto at first. I started looking out the window, see gun store, gun store, liquor store, gun store, where the fuck you taking me? This don't look good. He didn't say shit. He just pulled up in front of a...

"And there's some guy in a shed right now trying to install a battery-operated battery installer. Never worry about installing your batteries evermore with this battery-operated battery installer. Well how do you get your batteries in there originally? Aw fuck. I didn't think of that."

"I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry. And that's extra scary to me, because there's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. Run. He's fuzzy. Get outta here!"

"I can sell whatever you need sold. Bring in a tank and I'll sell the fucking thing."

"I don't know how fortunate you consider yourself at this moment, but really truly if the gun had gone off and bullets started flying not only could one in the room been hurt."

"The back of his head looks the same as it did everyday that we watched him in the criminal case."

"This monster is where he belongs, behind bars."

"Yes sir we are willing to go back to the bargaining table providing everybody else comes to the table as well."

"How did it go with Jamie last night, you boink her? That would be a no. Raise your hand if you're brothers a homo! Alright, keep in touch."

Clark: "Hey look whose here, what's up Hollywood? How'd the big date go?" Chris: " It was terrible. I went in for a kiss, but she wants a hug, ok? Then I get caught in this sort of kiss, hug limbo type thing, I don’t know what that is, then I ended up shaking her entire body." Clark: "So, you gave her a body shake...

"It looks like you picked up right where you left off. You're back in the friend zone."

Mike: "Dude, she's fine! Look at her, she's having a good time, she's got her toothpaste." Chris: "All you had to do was watch her for a few hours. What did you do to her?" Mike: "Nothing. She's just all loopy from all the Vicadin." Chris: "Where did you get the Vicadin?" Mike: "Mom." Samantha: "Blueberry."

"The job is done and the bitch is dead.

"Being dead doesen't mean one can't still be helpful."

Carter: "Looks like our man, burn scars on his face." Bond: "Hmm. I wonder if bomb-makers are insured for things like that."

This town loves a comeback and since Britney fucked hers up, it's all you!

"And during his 2002 campaign for record -- for governor, he actually broke a world record by shaking nearly 14,000 hands in just eight hours. I've got to check that statistic."

Now I know y'all got stuff at your house you don’t need no more you don’t want. You know you ain’t gonna use that printer, why keep it all around your house; bring it down here to my house.

"Well mom apparently Butters is gay, finds me very attractive and confused about his sexual identity puked up all over my floor."

"You kids need to all go put your Banana Republic cloths back on right now."

"Well howdy there partners. I'm Big Texas Butters and this is my horse Toast."

"The body of Christ compels you! The body of Christ compels you!"

"Add all that up. I don't know what the fuck it means but you got some bad ass perpitrators and they're here to stay."

Character 1: "Sir, I........" Character 2: "Yea" Character 1: "Sir. The FBI is here." Character 2: "The FBI is how now?" Character 1: "Yes sir, right over there." Character 2: "Hold this." Character 1: "Want a breath mint?"

Violet: "Boy, are you stupid, Charlie Brown." Patty: "What kind of a tree is that?" Lucy Van Pelt: "You were supposed to get a *good* tree. Can't you even tell a good tree from a poor tree?" Violet: "I told you he'd goof it up. He isn't the kind you can depend on to do anything right." Patty: 'You're hopeless, Charl...

"Get the biggest aluminum tree you can find, Charlie Brown, maybe painted pink."

Lucy Van Pelt: "Snoopy, you'll have to be all the animals in our play. Can you be a sheep?" Snoopy: "Baaa!" Lucy Van Pelt: "How about a cow?" Snoopy: "Moo!" Lucy Van Pelt: "How about a penguin? Yes, he's even a good penguin." Snoopy: "Roar!"

"Bleh!"

Schroeder: "What do you mean Beethoven wasn't so great?" Lucy Van Pelt: "He never got his picture on bubblegum cards, did he? Have you ever seen his picture on a bubblegum card? Hmmm? How can you say someone is great who's never had his picture on bubblegum cards?" Schroeder: "Good grief."

"Boo!"

"Buzz, your girlfriend, woof!"

"Why blast your hairy bumble hide."

Rudolph: "But you went off the side of the cliff." Yukon Cornelius: "Didn't I ever tell you about Bumbles? Bumbles bounce."

"It might be a big year. Big losses. And I think what's going to happen now is we're going to see the sub prime type loss scenario unfolding in other aspect classes. Such as bonds back by auto loans, credit card debt."

"And Wallstreet securitized these bonds the same way they did with the sub prime bonds. They're going to lose a lot of money and it's going to be a bigger credit crunch."

"Meanwhile it's as if nuclear war has struck the financials. And really struck the whole market. It's a buying opportunity especially for the financials I've seen in my entire life."

"Rudolph, Rudolph, please, could you tone it down a bit. I mean that nose of yours…that nose, that beautiful, wonderful nose."

"I've got some bad news folks. Christmas is going to be canceled."

"To get back to the warning that I received. You may take it with however many grains of salt that you wish. That the brown acid that is circulating around us isn't too good. It is suggested that you stay away from that. Of course it's your own trip. So be my guest, but please be advised that there is a warning on ...

Penny: "Bolt speak." Bolt: "Woof woof woof."

Now folks, I want to thank you very, very much for inviting me into your homes for the last 50 years. I am deeply grateful. And please remember, help control the pet population - have your pet spade or neutered. Goodbye eveybody!

Man: "Who is this?" 911: "This is the ambulance emergency line do you have an emergency?" Man: "I need a bambulance." 911: "I need a location what street are you on?" Man: "I need a mother fucking bambulance.. I'm at the mother fucking stop n go!!" 911: "Smith Corvell and what?" Man: "I'm in the mother fucking phone...

"Booty call, booty booty call."

"Bonzai!"

"I can't lose that hat if it really has magic now. It will make me a billionaire magician."

"I've got to get busy writing - busy, busy, busy!"

"There must have been some magic in that old silk hat they found. For when they placed it on his head he began to dance around."

Frosty: "Are you coming to the North Pole too?" Karen: "I'm sure my mother won't mind, as long as I'm back before dinner."

"Hocus, you go back for the animals. And when Santa comes you bring him right here. Understand?"

Stryker: "Become the animal. Embrace the other side." Man: "I think he heard you."

"And now that his heart didn't feel quite so tight. He whizzed with his load through the bright morning light."

"Bitch!"

So what if he threw a shoe at me?

"I love hearing the things that come out."

"BAM BAM BAM BAM"

"I'm beefarino, you're beefarino…"

Newman: "Don't look at me!" Kramer: "Oh I'm lookin' right at you big Daddy!"

"Kramer bit me!"

"I'm the BAD boy"

"She can bring home the bacon…"

"Back off man!"

"Baby; Again."

"Be careful out there."

"I luv ya man!"

"Beats me."

"Battlestar Galactica opening speech."

"It's beeeeeeutiful."

The Bellhop Oath…

"You have certainly confirmed my suspicions, Rock."

"I can't believe somebody broke into the brassier on a stick warehouse."

"Book 'em Dano."

"Do you think there's a bit of light somewhere in the world?"

"For this mouse was born astoundingly brave."

Diane: "Coach, what do you do when you are so furious you have to do something?" Coach: "Well, I know you'll think it's kinda crazy, but, I, uh, I bang my head on the bar." Diane: "Doesn't sound crazy to me, might do me lots of good right now." Coach: "Well, Ok" {Bangs head on bar} Diane: "No, no"

Frasier: "How could I have been so blind?" Lilith: "Don't blame yourself." Diane: "That's right, you can't blame anyone in these situations." Carla: "He can blame you."

Carla: "Frasier, you're brilliant, that is one of these most brilliant ideas you've ever had, and you've had a lot of brilliant ideas." Frasier: "Thank you Carla." Carla: "See Woody, it works, bonehead bought it."

{Background music that plays during a question}

"What part didn't you understand? The Buh or the Bye?"

"Maybe we should take a belt to your buttocks muscle"

"Buh Bye!"

"I'm gonna bunk with you Buddy!"

"Butt-head, Butt-head, come here quick! Bare-ass on TV!"

"Bad dog Odie! You should know better than to play stagecoach in the living room."

"Just suppose you and I were in the bomb shelter and It Happened". Well, then afterwards, you and I would have the responsibility of rebuilding, of re-populating the entire town."

"Bahhh, you're no fun!"

Boris says something weird.

"Bye kids!"

"Oh my! You are a bad, bad Borland."

"I bet he knows nothing about belt sanders".

"If it doesn't say BINFORD on it, somebody else makes it."

Jeannie's {blink}

"Crow has baked a cake that is actually a mile high (5280 feet!) and the crew is ready to eat."

"Presents ... Bald Gold"

"Bad Touch."

"I've administered beatings to nearly 3000 clients."

"Ohh.. let's slip away in the cover of afternoon in the biggest car in the county."

"Come here you big lug."

Scully: "Have you checked your e-mail this morning, Mulder?" Mulder: "No, why?" Scully: "Because I received something unsettling, and I wondered if you got it too."

By doggies, that's hittin' low"

"Bite me, bite, me doughboy"