Barney: Bad things have happened to people I've gotten close to. Maggie: Not a good way to live. Barney: I know.

See, you don't have to like me. I don't even know if I like you. But we're in this together now, partner.

Gordie: But going to see a dead kid, maybe it shouldn't be a party. Vern: Yeah. Like, if he's really bad, like all cut up 'n blood and shit all over him.

Nick Peretti: Behind Door Number One, your head explodes like a melon! Scotty: Behind door Number Two, you hook us up with Gee Money and get the prize, Nino Brown.

Chris: By next June we'll all be split up. Gordie: What are you talking about? Why would that happen? Chris: 'Cause it's not going to be like grammar school, that's why. You'll be taking your college courses, and me, Teddy, and Vern we'll all be in the shop courses with the rest of the retards making ashtrays an...

Yeah, by the time we get there the kid won't even be dead anymore.

Vern: But if a train comes, there's nowheres to go. Teddy: No, there isn't. You just jump.

Bastards!

Bravo, Mr. Lincoln. Bravo. You're even better than I'd heard.

You know, Ben Jonson called time "the old bald cheater."

But you can recognize them by the cars they drive loud and flashy.

Best you didn't touch me. Nobody should touch me, that's all.

Boys who come to tea can't expect to stay to dinner.

Mark: But if he doesn't do that, all this is pure guesswork. We can't prove a thing. Chief Inspector Hubbard: That's perfectly true, but once he opens that door, we shall know everything.

Enrique: I've spent the last three years working at the BK, and now I'm ready for the big leagues. Josh: BK? What is that? A building downtown? Enrique: No, it's a Burger King in Times Square.

Josh: ...But you know what these people are really buying? Enrique: White neighbors?

Because what banger is gonna trust a cop, right?

But when the smell hit the crowd......that's when Lardass's plan really started to work.

Billy and Charlie had managed to keep their enormous secret for about 36 hours. A personal record for both of them.

By noon, Ace and Eyeball had told their secret to everybody in the gang. I guess for those guys, protecting their mother's good name wasn't a top priority.

Bitches, leave.

Now, old Jack Raphael at Ideal Mills, you know, he's a New York Jew instead of a Georgia Jew-- and all the really smart ones come from New York, don't they? So the boys might start throwing their business to Jack instead of old Martin Luther Werthan.

Miss Daisy: Boolie said the silliest thing the other day. Hoke: Well, what did he say? Miss Daisy: Well, he was talking about Martin Luther King. Hoke: Oh, yes'm. Miss Daisy: I guess you know him, don't you? Hoke: Martin Luther King? No'm, I don't know him. Miss Daisy: I was sure you did. Hoke: Mm-mmm.

Miss Daisy: But you've heard him preach? Hoke: Oh, yes'm, mm-hmm. Same way you have, though-- you know, on the TV. Miss Daisy: I think he's wonderful. Hoke: Yes'm.

Miss Daisy: Boolie... go charm the nurses. Boolie: She wants you all to herself. Hoke: Yes, sir. Boolie: You're a doodle, Mama.

Miss Daisy: Boolie paying you still? Hoke: Every week. Miss Daisy: How much? Hoke: Oh, now... That's between him and me. Miss Daisy: Highway robbery. Hoke: Mm-hmm, yes'm. It sure is. Surely is.

RoboCop: Book him. Sergeant Warren Reed: What's the charge? RoboCop: He's a cop killer.

Clarence J. Boddicker: Bye-bye, baby. RoboCop: Clarence!

Budiansky: Okay, but I'm doing this by the book. Frank: What book do you think they're going by, huh?

Nick Fury: Banner is only here to track the Cube. I was hoping you might join him. Steve Rogers: I would start with that stick of his. It may be magical, but it works an awful lot like a HYDRA weapon. Nick Fury: I don't know about that, but it is powered by the Cube.

Bruce Banner: But you can control it. Tony Stark: Because I learned how. Bruce Banner: It's different. Tony Stark: Hey, I read all about your accident. That much gamma exposure should have killed you. Bruce Banner: So you're saying that the Hulk... the other guy, saved my life? That's nice.

Before I worked for S.H.I.E.L.D., I..uh, well, I made a name for myself. I have a very specific skill set. I didn't care who I used it for, or on.

Back away from their door and let the man go.

But there was always respect. I always knew where the line was drawn. And you just stepped over it, buddy-boy.

But he's not gonna live forever. And I'm number two around here. Pretty simple math, huh, Bob?

Loretta: Be careful. Sheriff Bell: Always am. Loretta: Don't get hurt. Sheriff Bell: Never do. Loretta: Don't hurt no one. Sheriff Bell: If you say so.

Charlie: Yeah, he offered me your job, so I took it. Josh: That's ridiculous! You're not qualified. Charlie: But it's not ridiculous for you to rob $20 million?

Drug Dealer #2: I'll tell you what. I'll give you the best tree I got on the lot, for nothin'. But the shit's gonna cost ya... a hundred. Riggs: What, that much? Drug Dealer #3: Hey, you said you liked it, that's a fair price. Riggs: Yeah... yeah! Hell, you only live once...

Natasha Romanoff: Bruce? You got to fight it. This is just what Loki wants. We're going to be okay. Listen to me. Carrier Bridge Tech: Are you hurt? Natasha Romanoff: We're going to be okay. All right? I swear on my life, I will get you out of this. You will walk away and never ever... Bruce Banner: Your life?

Today, you might say, is our Super Bowl. Today, you might say, we will not lose. Booyah.

But let's do a head count, here. Your brother, the demigod, a super soldier, a living legend who kind of lives up to the legend. A man with breathtaking anger-management issues, a couple of master assassins, and you, big fella, you've managed to piss off every single one of them.

Boyette: Surprise, surprise. First off. The coroner found evidence she used barbiturates. Roger: Brilliant detective work. There were pills all over the place.

Basically, I'm fucked.

Barton, I want you on that roof. Eyes on everything. Call out patterns and strays. Stark, you got the perimeter. Anything gets more than three blocks out, you turn it back or you turn it to ash.

Hawkeye: Can you give me a lift? Iron Man: Right. Better clench up, Legolas.

Cassandra: Boscoe's going to be just fine. George: I don't know. They've been in there a while. I think I smell gas, too.

But every once in a while, there's a day when I don't have to be a princess. No lessons, no expectations.

Boys, you're naughty. Don't just play with your haggis. How do you know you don't like it, if you won't try it? That's just a wee sheep's stomach. It's delicious.

Boys, you are excused.

Roger: Oh, OK, I'll tell you why. Because now, at this moment... beer is legal, grass ain't. Right or wrong? Rianne: It's wrong. Riggs: Right.

Brilliant. Brilliant shit!

They got my kid. Bastards took my baby.

King Fergus: Boys!

But the oldest prince wanted to rule the land for himself. He followed his own path and the kingdom fell to war, and chaos and ruin.

Merida: But it's my life, it's... I'm just not ready. Queen Elinor: I think you'd see, if you could just... Merida: I think I could make you understand if you would just...... Queen Elinor: listen.... Merida: Listen.

But I love silence. I love loneliness.

Break his fucking neck!

Burn in hell.

But if you'd like to enquire about portraits or wedding cake toppers, pour vial one into the cauldron. If you'd like the menu in Gaelic, vial two. If you're that red-haired lass, vial three.

By the second sunrise, your spell will be permanent, unless you remember these words. Fate be changed, look inside, mend the bond torn by pride.

Breakfast. Wait. A princess should not have weapons, in your opinion.

Sorry I'm late. I had to attend the reading of a will. I had to stay till the very end, when I found out I received nothing. Broke my arm.

Gazzo: Buddy doesn't like you. Rocky: Yeah. Gazzo: Some guys, they just hate for no reason, capice?

But what if Andy gets another dinosaur, a mean one? I just don't think I could take that kind of rejection!

John: You were sent here to kill me. Kill the leadership. Marcus: I don't know what you're talking about. John: Then why are you here? Marcus:Blair said you could help me find who I'm looking for.

But that's what it took, you notice, to get somebody's attention. Digging graves in the backyard didn't bring any.

But I think once you quit hearing "sir" and "ma'am," the rest is soon to foller.

Blast! This'll take weeks to repair. Buzz Lightyear mission log, stardate 4-0-7-2. My ship has run off course en route to sector 12.

But it was in the S.G.A., the student government association, where I made my biggest mark. I never missed a single meeting. And I volunteered for every committee, as long as I could lead it.

But I've been selfish. I tore a great rift in our kingdom. There's no one to blame but me. And I know now that I need to amend my mistake and mend our bond.

But you know, winning isn't everything. Win or lose, ethical conduct is the most important thing. Just ask Mr. McAllister.

By "girlfriend," do you mean that piece of rabbit fur you rub on your dick every night?

Buzz! Oh, Buzz! Buzz Lightyear. Buzz Lightyear, thank goodness. We've got trouble!

Russell: I didn't become a good player until I was out of high school. I was... Barr: You won three championships at McClymonds. Russell: Right, but two of the championships, I didn't play a minute.

When he came to the league, I disciplined myself not to change my focus. You know, he's averaging 35 points... 37 points per game his first year. I'm averaging about 15. I wasn't going to go out there and say, "Okay. I'm gonna show who's best. I'm gonna average 30 points per game". I could have done that, but we wou...

Professional athletes are paid to win. They're not paid to play, and to understand that-- so, if you're in a team game, you're paid to win as many games as possible, and so that was my approach. I played a team game.

But they changed it, so my sophomore year I was on academic scholarship and I wasn't really academic.

But you know, even with all my myriad accomplishments and bright future, somehow I just didn't feel the way you're supposed to feel.

Buzz Lightyear mission log. All signs point to this planet as the location of Zurg's fortress, but there seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere.

But look at my little arms! I can't press the "fire" button and jump at the same time!

Batteries need to be changed.

But that's all ancient history now. I've got a whole new life. I mean, that's what's great about America. You can always start over.

Woody: Bo, not in front of Buzz. Bo Peep: Let him look. Rex: Miss Peep, your sheep!

Bitter in the pain it causes the deceased and their families. Sweet to those of us who know the salvation that awaits.

Woody: Buster, all right. Hey, how did he do, Hamm? Hamm: Looks like a new record. Woody: Okay, boy. Sit.

Bye-bye, baby.

Woody: Buzz. Hey. Buzz, are you okay? Buzz Lightyear: Gone! It's all gone. All of it's gone. Bye-bye. Woo-hoo. See ya.

But I say this to our citizenry: We, ever your servants......will continue to defend your liberty......and repel the forces that seek to take it from you.

Hey. Hey, they fixed you. But they're cannibals. We saw them eat those other toys.

Besides, the dust aggravates my condition.

Big smile! Big smile! Big smile! Big...Smile!

Ok, ok. Ok, ok. See? Ok, ok. Ok, ok. Look. The guy goes, "but... but... but... you're black."

But quick and easy is not how you run a multimillion dollar business such as ours.

College Boy #2: What'd you say, man? College Boy #1: Well, I said, "Yeah, sure," but what, literally, I said was, "Yeah, sure, sir." Thorny: So you are okay then? College Boy #1: Yes, sir.

Tango: What are you doing? Cash: Buying time. Tango: Time for what? Cash: I don't know yet.

Dr. Lazarus: By Grabthar's hammer, we live to tell the tale. Voice of the Computer: Systems register functional. Lt. Tawny Madison: All systems are working, Commander.

By Grabthar's hammer, you shall be avenged!

Boom! Timber! Peter La Fleur nails him.

Bullseye. Bullseye, go, go, go, go. Come on. You don't wanna help me. I'm the bad guy. You're gonna go back in storage because of me, remember? Just go. Bullseye... All right. All right.

But you have got to keep quiet. Come on.

Bullseye. Cut it out. Stop it. Stop it, Bullseye. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it.

Lahnk: Before we travel to the ship, please let me know if you have any requirements. Weapons, documents, personnel. Jason Nesmith: A Coca-Cola, do you have one of those?

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By Grabthar's hammer, what a savings.

Bite it, Rook. Make him look like a dick.

Buzz, Buzz, I know how to defeat Zurg!

Big Red is entering Zone One. I repeat, Big Red is entering Zone One.

Farva: Better lock this shit up, huh, buddy? Rabbit: What are you talkin' about, man?

Captain O'Hagan: Bunty soap? Thorny: Fake soap company. Captain O'Hagan: What, plastic fake? Decorative fake?What? Thorny: No, like they don't exist.

Cash: By the way, your girlfriend... Tango: My sister! Cash: Your what? Tango: My what? ...My sister. Cash: She's your sis... are you... that's great! I don't mean that. I'm...

Cash: I admit... Tango: I never deliberately punched out anyone in my life. I'm very proud of that fact, but, you, I'm going to hammer right through the goddamned lawn.

Blowing a man's head off with a fucking hand grenade is a touch much, don't you think?

Mr. Potato Head: Buzz, why not just take the elevator? New Buzz: They'll be expecting that.

Rex: But... But Andy's coming home tonight. Buzz: Then we'd better make sure we're there waiting for him.

Woody: Buzz. Help, Buzz! Guys! Stinky Pete: It's too late, Woody. That silly Buzz Lightweight can't help you. Woody: His name is Buzz Lightyear. Stinky Pete: Whatever. I've always hated those upstart space toys.

Buzz, you could have defeated Zurg all along! You just need to believe in yourself!

Buzz: Buzz, are you coming? New Buzz: No, I have a lot of catching up to do with my dad.

Buzz, he's turning left! He's turning left!

Buzz, my back end's goin' to Baton Rouge!

Yee-haw! Oh, Bullseye, we're part of a family again!

But I face an unfortunate complication. That my wand and Potter's share the same core.

In two weeks, we have a practice exam and the minimum basic skills test on April 13th. That's 110 school days from now, but it's not just about those test scores.

Brooms, Thestrals and the like. We go in pairs. That way, if anyone's out there waiting for us, and I reckon there will be......they won't know which Harry Potter is the real one.

Sue: Blame the Lutherans. They brought us over here. Walt: Everybody blames the Lutherans.

Walt: But what about that dimwit brother of yours? He a little slow or something? Sue: Thao is actually really smart. He just doesn't know which direction to go in.

Joe Clark: Now, why should I let you back into my school, Sams? Sams: Because I'm going to do better, sir. Joe Clark: How? Sams: By doing my work. Joe Clark: What else? Sams: And staying out of trouble.

Dr. Frank Napier: And then you fire Mrs. Elliott! Why? Because she didn't want to kiss your ass! Well, I wouldn't neither! How about that? Joe Clark: Mrs. Elliott has an ego problem! Dr. Frank Napier: Yeah, well, you lost the best teacher we had! We couldn't get her back now if we wanted.

Because contrary to popular opinion, I am the head nigger in charge!

But what I'm trying to tell you is, the elves have got to stay sharp, right now.

Boy, does my ass hurt from all the guys at my construction job.

But I want you to know he's a dangerous man. I honestly don't think he'd stop at anything.

But you can turn that around and make liars out of those bastards in exactly one hour! You'll take that test, and pass it, and win!

Quellek: By Grabthar's hammer, Dr. Lazarus... Sir Alexander Dane: Don't do that. I'm not kidding.

Teb: But now that Tech Sergeant Chen is here, he can operate it. It was designed watching his motions from the historical documents. Fred Kwan: I mean, I can't. I can supervise...

But we can't have the public crying, "police brutality"... every time you go out on the street.

Walter: Ah, Briggs has his nose up his ass today. Callahan: I guess he thinks that's where his promotion is.

But you didn't tell me how. Oh, don't be cranky with me, Sam. I've had her all night.

Be generous, Mr. Spade. You're brave. You're strong. You can spare me some of that courage and strength, surely.

Bring all that green goodness that you have on and bring it right up on me.

Baby, I'm gonna butter your bread.

But no, you needn't bother to come to the door. I'll let myself in.

Baby, you rocked me.

But certainly it is only natural that I try to save the owner such a considerable expense, if possible.

Chance? Bitch, you had your chance. I was your last chance.

Blame it all on me, right? It's all my fault. How convenient for ya.

That's just fine. But how does murder fit in?

Briggs, I hate the goddamn system. But until someone comes along... with some changes that make sense, I'll stick with it.

Briggs was right. You guys don't have enough experience.

Lee, those restrictions aren't going to affect Lucky Strike. Besides, Lee, your lawyers came up with them.

Bowling, for example, seems a natural fit... Bowling is a sport, Lee.

Bring up Fred Claus from earlier today, please.

Pete: That's the Lucky Strike call? Why wasn't I told? Roger: Be happy. I saved you an ass ache.

But myself and others are convinced that what it is is a matter-rearranger, effecting a 13-second time jump to the past.

But I haven't got the falcon. I'll have it in another week at the most, though.

Because I'm afraid.

But, uh, we didn't hurt him enough to make him cry for help.

Because I loved my brother and I was always gonna be there for my brother. And I have been.

But every kid deserves a present on Christmas.

Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.

By Grabthar's hammer, by the sons of Warvan, you shall be avenged.

Joel Cairo: But I certainly wish you would have invented a more reasonable story. I felt distinctly like an idiot repeating it. Sam: Don't worry about the story's goofiness.

Because, my own true love, I've got to keep in some sort of touch with all the loose ends of this dizzy affair if I'm ever gonna make heads or tails of it.

Beat it!

Back in the cage with your beautiful wife, huh?

Boy, you guys just keep shooting yourselves in the foot.

Bear-- bear-fucker!

No. But if that's your story, it's all right with me. Now, you run along.

Both you and the police have as much as accused me of being mixed up in the other night's murders. Well, I've had trouble with both of you before.

By gad, sir, you're a chap worth knowing, an amazing character.

But his natural contrariness kept him from selling it to me, but I made him an offer.

By gad, sir, you are a character, that you are. There's never any telling what you'll say or do next, except that it's bound to be something astonishing.

But if I even for a moment thought of doing what you propose, what in the world would keep Wilmer from telling the police every last detail about the falcon?

By the time the sun rises, it will all be over.

But I didn't give you a Superman cape, did I?

But...they're none of them any good unless the threat of death is behind them, you see what I mean?

Because I've practiced taking guns away from these boys before, so we'll have no trouble there.

By gad, I believe you. I really do. You are a character, if you don't mind my saying so.

Ron: But how do I stop it raining? Hermione: Try "Finite Incantatem. "

But he wants it desperately. I mean, it's as if his life depends on it.

Hermione: Better? Harry: Loads.

Brandon: Bye. Be back soon! Brandon's Mom: Well... Wait. Brandon, where are you going with all those fireworks? Brandon: Well, the Protector got super-accelerated coming out of the black hole.

But he'd have gone up there with you, angel. He was just dumb enough for that.

But, oh, sweetheart, it wasn't only that. I'd have come back to you sooner or later.

Sam: Bad all around. Bad for every detective everywhere. Brigid: You don't expect me to think that these things you're saying are sufficient reason for sending me.. Sam: Wait till I'm through, then you can talk.

Sam: But a lot more money would've been... one more item on your side of the scale. Brigid: If you'd loved me, you wouldn't have needed any more on that side.

But you don't, by any chance, happen to have six fingers on your right hand?

Celia: But it's impossible to get a reservation there! Mike: Not for Googley Bear.

Bring an Obscure Relative to Work Day.

Sully: But she can't stay here. This is the men's room. Mike: That is the weirdest thing you have ever said.

Be relaxed, be relaxed, be relaxed.