"Done, sold, Bob's your uncle."

"Back off you pasty freak."

"I've got so many lawyers standing in line to see me now you'd think I have tobacco leaking out of my breast implants."

"Egad Brain, brilliant!"

"Bizzaro Jerry."

"Blah blah blahhhhhhhhh."

"Buenos Dias."

"Buy bye."

Jerry's Girlfriend: "Bye schmoopy." Jerry Seinfeld: "Bye schmoopy."

boats and hoes

BR: "Bitch." Nick: "Whore."

"After watching the footage of the Kent State shootings, Bobby Jay, then seventeen, signed up for the National Guard so that he too could shoot college students. But, the National Guard recruiter was out to lunch; so Bobby Jay ended up shooting Panamanians instead. Which is almost as good as college students, only...

"This is a bad fuckin' idea"

Farrell: "Awww, great. There goes the cell phone." McClane: "What, did they knock the satellites out of the skies now?" Farrell: "No, your battery just ran out."

Farrell: "Seriously, you probably shouldn't antagonise them, since they have all those loaded guns and whatnot." Lucy: "Listen, why don't you just take a minute and dig deep for a bigger set of balls, because you're going to need them before we're through."

"Having been Will the Good Guy, I didn't relish going back to my usual role of Will the Unreliable, Emotionally Stunted Asshole."

Fiona: "Will, am I a bad mother?" Will: "No. No, you're not a bad mother. You're just barking lunatic."

"The house of Godric Gryffindor has commanded the respect of the wizard world for nearly ten centuries, I will not have you in the course of a single evening besmirching that name by behaving like a babbling, bumbling band of baboons."

Hermione: "Sort of exciting, isn't it, breaking the rules?" Ron: "Who are you, and what have you done with Hermione Granger?!"

"We think Voldemort wants to build out his army again. Fourteen years ago he had huge numbers at his command, not just witches and wizards but all manner of dark creatures."

"Whole lot of breakfast going on."

"Thanks for stopping bud. I've been waiting here forever. You just passed me. I'm out of gas. But the car is still running? You're not getting my Bud Light. But I love you man. Where's the love, man?

"Oreo and Oreo Double Stuff cookies."

Jim Everett: "Bo knows football." Kirk Gibson: "Bo knows baseball." Michael Jordan: "Bo knows basketball too." John McEnroe: "Bo knows tennis?" Wayne Gretzky: "Nah." Bo Diddley: "Bo you don't know Diddley."

"When you think there's not a thing for you to do. But suprising Barbie there's always something to do. Pretend busy Barbie is playing her records at home. Barbie pick up the phone. Come to the dance, Barbie."

"Make a little love, do a little dance. Get down tonight."

"Bud. Weis. Er."

"By Mennen."

"Bud. Weis. Er."

"Well I'm just standing around being a kid, why?"

"Benningtons! Oh boy, you mean it?! Benningtons, I'm going to…"

"And so just like in nature I can add the mixture in the volcano and whoa nally, god of fire, show us…oh it's just gooey."

"Introducing the great new taste of Coca-Cola. The best tasting Coke in the history of ever! It's a hit! It's Coca-Cola with a new taste. We've got the taste. Coke is it!"

"But Dad I didn't…"

"Oh gee that sounds swell fellas but I can't go because I'm still having behavioral problems.

"Be one of the few, the proud, the Marines."

Announcer -"Less than a minute, this one is over." Crowd - "Hey hey hey, good bye. It ain't over 'til the Fat Lady sings." Announcer - "Hey, wait a minute, it's Larry Bird! Less than a minute, this one is over. Bird for 3. Bird dunks." Crowd - "Bird dunks?" Announcer - "Of course hs is in the zone! What a comeback!...

Announcer - "Have you noticed? You hear something new today. People who think young say, 'Pepsi, please.'" Britney - "The lively crowd today today agrees, those who think young, Pepsi please. They pick the light one, the right one, the modern light one. Now is Pepsi, for those who think young."

"Shout it out… Pepsi, for those who think young."

"Want some of this? Then you know what to do, dog. Bust a move."

"Yum yum Bumble Bee, Bumble Bee tuna, I love Bumble Bee Tuna. I love a sandwich made with Bumble Bee."

"Toasted whole wheat wheaties. The athletes' accomplishments will last forever. The boxes, won't."

"Every time folks eat super fruity Bonkers fruit candy it makes a big hit. You know why Bonkers is so super fruity. It's got a chewy fruity outside with an extra fruity inside. Makes me want to eat it up. Bonkers, bonks you out. Dumb candy."

John: "But our story begins before Marley was born." Woman: "Dream house, paint a Barney on the wall and you have a great little play room. You guys are going to have kids right?" Jennifer: "…yes."

"Rudy, I never thought I'd be saying this but it's been a pleasure."

"My job is to basically beat the shit out of you for the next five days. And whoever is still standing at the end maybe we'll use for our scouts team."

Rudy: "You think I want to become a priest?" Priest: "Don't you?" Rudy: "Nothing against being a priest, but I don't think it's for me."

Pete: "Hey, you were a pretty big Notre Dame fan!" Frank: "Yeah, and I used to collect baseball cards too!"

"You were born to wear the jacket."

im sorry mother

"I haven't got the slightest idea what the BCS…is it the BCS or the BSC I don't know."

"Hey beer boy, get me some peanuts."

"Damn, I know you mother fucker! You are the one that got my baby sister pregnant! I ain't see you around lately. Where you been huh? Oh come one don't punk out behind that mask now. Answer me mother fucker before I peel your cap!"

"ESU is where I'm going. I'll be number 20 but we'll indubitably going to be number one."

"What happened to the band and the dancing honies and all that good shit you all used to make me come here."

"I want you to know that you're the best damn defensive player I have ever coached."

"What's up brother. Next game we blow some people up."

"All right, bowl bid ridin' here for E.S.U. Fourth down on the Georgia Tech 18. 4 ticks left. Kane sets 'em down."

"She was buried in a church house yard, and he was buried there beside her."

"Mother, go make my bed, Make it long and narrow. My true love died for me yesterday, I shall die for him tomorrow. She was buried in a church house yard, And he was buried there beside her."

"Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job."

"You want to be blunt about what is taking place."

"My answer is bring 'em on."

"Thought I could make you a better offer. They asked you to be the head coach, I want you to be the assistant coach."

"I'm a soldier, but in serving my country I have betrayed my conscience."

"Kicking us out on his birthday, I told you this was a bad idea."

"Whatever you say Big Poppa."

"Brooklyn we did it."

"Wilas, in their Impalas."

Nick Burns has to leave to help another floor with their computer problems.

Woman: "This time, it was in a public place." Horatio: "So they brought the war to us. Now we are going to take it to them."

"It was the biggest thing that had ever happened to me."

"A sequence of the biggest train wreck that had possibly ever been put on film. And it terrified me because in those days that's how my family and I traveled. We traveled by rail."

I believe the phrase the burdens of the office is overrated. It’s kinda like, why me? Oh the burdens you know, why did the financial collapse have to happen on my watch. Just pathetic isn’t it, self pity.

"You know sometimes you guys can be a bunch of Blue Dicks."

"Sorry Skeletor. The only way to break your evil spell is like this."

"Once I restored Evil-Lyn and Faker I'll be back to have vengeance."

Starscream: "Who disrupts my coronation?" Megatron: "Coronation Starscream? This is bad comedy." Starscream: "Megatron? Is that you?" Megatron: "Here's a hint."

"Would you like to beg for your lives? It sometimes helps but not often."

"By with grime I with anyone."

"This is a moment of hope and pride for our whole nation. And I join all Americans in offering best wishes to President-elect Obama, his wife Michelle, and their two beautiful girls."

"I remember talking to brave souls who charged through smoke-filled corridors at the Pentagon and to husbands and wives whose loved ones became heroes aboard Flight 93."

"It's okay. Everything's at place. We'll be reborn again together."

"Burn. Burn."

"To Baltimore's own speaker of the House, and partner with the soon-to-be Obama administration, Nancy Pelosi."

"But I also believed in something else. Michelle believed in it. Joe believed in it. Jill believed in it. We believed that our future is our choice, and that if we could just recognize ourselves in one another and bring everyone together - Democrats, Republicans, and Independents, north, south, east and west, black,...

Hello everyone. Well the Ball State softball team continued to play this weekend, and they were hoping to continue off of their straight three out of four losses and so we'll take a look and see how that happened... They started off good but then eventually the Ball State Women's Bask - Women's team shot down an...

"We have heard your stories on the campaign trail. We’ve been touched by your dreams. And we will fight for you every single day that we’re in Washington, because Joe and I are both committed to leading a government that is accountable — not just to the wealthy or the well-connected, but to you."

"He didn’t move away from Delaware. Instead, day after day, month after month, year after year, he came here — to this station — and boarded the train to our nation’s capital. And then, night after night, month after month, year after year, he rode that train back home in the evening to raise his boys and a beautifu...

"God bless the United States of America."

"What is required is a new declaration of independence, not just in our nation, but in our own lives - from ideology and small thinking, prejudice and bigotry - an appeal not to our easy instincts but to our better angels."

"Hello, Baltimore. Thank you, Baltimore. To Quincy Lucas, thank you for the wonderful introduction. To Gov. O'Malley, to Baltimore's own speaker of the House, and partner with the soon-to-be Obama administration, Nancy Pelosi, to members of Maryland congressional delegation, to Maryland state and elected officials,...

"That's right you go ahead and blame everybody but yourself Willie."

balls Forty-four Americans have now taken the presidential oath. The words have been spoken during rising tides of prosperity and the still waters of peace. Yet, every so often the oath is taken amidst gathering clouds and raging storms. At these moments, America has carried on not simply because of the skill or vi...

My fellow citizens: I stand here today humbled by the task before us, grateful for the trust you have bestowed, mindful of the sacrifices borne by our ancestors. I thank President Bush for his service to our nation, as well as the generosity and cooperation he has shown throughout this transition. Forty-four A...

I Barack Hussein Obama do solemnly swear that I will execute the office of President of the United States faithfully, and will, to the best of my ability, preserve, protect, and defend the constitution of the United States.

"They saw America as bigger than the sum of our individual ambitions; greater than all the differences of birth or wealth or faction."

"We will build the roads and bridges, the electric grids and digital lines that feed our commerce and bind us together."

"There was plenty of doubt from time to time, absolutely. But the guys in uniform played like a band of brothers the entire season and we are a grateful ownership and organization tonight to these players, to the fans. This is for the Red Sox Nation. From the Dominican Republic to Japan, all over the continental U.S...

"And when you look at Boris Diaw, what he's done to this franchise, he's changed everything. As we celebrate his brilliance and when you talk to Boris Diaw, what a classical human being he is. It was 201 years ago today, that Beethoven's symphony number 3 in e flat which shuff-sh-sh escorted in the age of romanticis...

"If we win these games, we know how good we really are. You know, it's a big challenge for us to beat Quebec."

"In the year of America's birth, in the coldest of months, a small band of patriots huddled by dying campfires on the shores of an icy river. The Capitol was abandoned. The enemy was advancing. The snow was stained with blood. At a moment when the outcome of our revolution was most in doubt, the father of our nation...

"Those who doubt the supremacy of the ballot over the bullet can never diminish the power engendered by nonviolent struggles for justice and equality, like the one that made this day possible."

"It all comes from you, it all belongs to you."

"Bless and protect him, his family, Vice President Biden, the Cabinet and every one of our freely elected leaders."

"And as we face these difficult days ahead, may we have a new birth of clarity in our aims, responsibility in our actions, humility in our approaches and civility in our attitudes, even when we differ."

"Bless President Barack, First Lady Michelle. Look over our little angelic Sasha and Malia."

Gyro Captain: "Looks like I got myself some gasoline eh!" Max: "Booby trapped... touch those tanks and BOOOM!"

"Blew it you fool!"

"Reflexes! That's what you got! Me.... I got brains!"

"We'd be out searching for the treasure! Sailing the seven seas on a five year mission! Boldly going where no man has gone before! Say thats catchy!"

"There's too much male bonding going on in here for me."

"What did they do up there? Brainwash them?"

"You ain't missing nothing Hodge. It's a whole new ballgame. No friends, no enemies, no front, no rear, no victories, no defeats, no momma, no poppa."

Peter Novak: "I got bugs crawling all over my body." Dr. Kent: "It gets worse."

Morpheus: "What can you see Neo?" Neo: "It's strange... the code is somehow different." Morpheus: "Encrypted?" Neo: "Maybe..." Trinity: "Is that good for us? Or bad for us?" Neo: "Well it looks like every floor is wired with explosives." Trinity: "Bad for us..."

Scully: "Mulder its me." Mulder: "Where are you Scully?" Scully: "I'm on the roof." Mulder: "Did you find anything?" Scully: "No, I haven't." Mulder: "Whats wrong?" Scully: "Well... I just climbed up twelve floors. I'm hot, I'm thirsty, and to be honest, I'm wondering what I'm doing up here." Mulder: "You're ...

"I'm thirsty... I want a beer... what about you? You want a beer?"

Gerard: "Welcome home Mark, do you want to start running again?" Sheridan: "I'm going back to bed."

Gerard: "Have a weapon?" Royce: "Yeah a big one. How bout you?"

Robbie: "What do you know Ray?" Ray: "Everything. Haven't you heard? Between me and my brother, we know everything." Rachel: "What's the capital of Australia?" Ray: "That's one my brother knows."

Bubbles!! Bubbles! My Bubbles!"

Cop:"Keep moving! You got a long drive back to town!" Ronnie:"Yeah well let me tell you something!" Cop:"What?!" Ronnie:"I like long drives..."

"Stop blowing holes in my ship!"

"And really bad eggs. Drink up me 'earties. Yo ho."

"It says beauty divine. How bad can it be?"

"Back away from my wife!!"

Joe:"I would prefer some peanut butter." Butler:"How would you like that sir? On some kind of toast? Joe:"Toast? No, just the butter.

Grandma Josephine:"What a beastly girl!" Grandma Georgina:"Despicable!" Grandpa George:"You don't know what we're talking about." Grandma Georgina:"Dragonflies?"

Benny:"Oh, a bunny. You know, the last known case of a bunny attack was, well... never." Slannen:"Never hurts to be on your guard."

"And they call me barbarian."

Char:"So traveling with an elf, Your boyfriend couldn't make it?" Ella:"No." Char:"Oh." Ella:"Because I don't have one." Char:"Oh." Ella:"What about you? Your girlfriend doesn't mind being left alone?" Char:"I don't have a girlfriend." Ella:"Oh." Char:"I have many." Ella:"Oh." Char:"I'm kidding, you should...

Critic 1: "Is breakfast over?" Critic 2: "No, why?" Critic 1: "Because I think the bacon just ran out."

Prawn: "There is a menu correction ok. We will now be serving bologna sandwiches, but no bread." Guy: "I'm already gone!"

"Oh wow! That was really scary! And if you don’t mind me saying, if that don't work your breath certainly will get the job done cuz you definitely need some tic-tacs or something cuz your breath stinks!"

"We're the sons of peasants! Glory and riches and stars are beyond our grasp! But a full stomach, that dream can come true!"

Crookshank:"Now stop that nonsense!" Mrs. Lampert:"Stop bullying me... everyone is bullying me." Crookshank:"I'm not bullying you." Mrs. Lampert:"Yes you were, you said it was nonsense. Being murdered in cold blood is not nonsense... why don't you try it sometime."

Colonel Chamberlain:"What a piece of work is a man, how infinite in faculty, in form and moving, how express and admirable. In action how like an angel..." Sergeant Kilrain:"Well if he's an angel, alright then. But he damn well must be a killer angel."

General Longstreet:"His record at West Point is still the talk of both armies." General Pickett:"Well General, you know I consider it unbecoming to a soldier all this book learning." General Armistead:"Book learning ain't for gentlemen right George?" General Pickett:"Nor that either." General Longstreet:"Graduated l...

"I know I promised Lord... never again... but I also know, that You know, what a weak willed person I am."

"Lord, I will never pick another pocket again as long as I live I swear it. But here's the problem... if You don't let me live, how can I prove my good faith to You? If You've heard me, this ledge will remain as steady as a rock, and that thing coming at me won't be what I think it is. If it is, there is no hard fee...

"This was the chaos that the old guard had always feared. As far as they were concerned I was giving arms dealers a bad name. But then they could hardly report me to the Better Business Bureau."

Soldier:"He's right... why is it us? Why us?" Color Sarge:"Because we're here lad... nobody else."

The White Witch: "Do you know why you are here faun?" Mr. Tumnus: "Because I believe in a free Narnia." The White Witch: "You're here because he turned you in... for sweeties."

Elrond: "I looked into your future and I saw death." Arwen: "But there is also life."

Frank:"What about you? Is there someone else?" Kathleen:"No.... no... but there is the dream of someone else."

Joe:"Hey you know what? We should announce ourselves to the neighbors. Let them know here we come." Kevin:"Oh no this is upper west side man, we might as well tell them we're opening a crack house!They're gonna hate us! As soon as they hear they're gonna be lining up to picket the big bad chain store! That's out to...

"In about a week you'll find some reason to get pissed at Jack and bounce right back to me."

"Back in a flash gorgeous."

"I've been holding on for the past 7 years at just the thought, a blind hope that somewhere she is still alive."

"About 10 months ago I wrote what I wanted to say at my father's funeral on the back of a cocktail napkin at the Sydney Airport."

Richie: "You don't look so sick dad." Royal: "Thank you." Richie: "What have you got?" Royal: "I've got a pretty bad case of the cancer."

"If that is a woman it does look like she was beaten with an ugly-stick."

"Alright guard, begin the unnecessary slow moving dipping mechanism."

"Because I just went gay all of a sudden!"

"Because I knew what she sang, it was a bit from the glorious Ninth by Ludwig Van."

"Now the guy's gotta come up with Crowley's money every week, no matter what. Business is bad? Fuck you, pay me. Oh, you had a fire? Fuck you, pay me. The place got hit by lightning, huh? Fuck you, pay me."

Norman: "Bring me everyone." Chaacter 1: "What do you mean everyone?" Norman: "EVERYONE!!!"

Juliet: "Maybe it went down." Sawyer: "Uh-uh no way. A minute ago that boat was coughing black smoke, now there's just nothing." Juliet: "What about the Helicopter?" Sawyer: "It was heading for the boat."

Dan: "Is that…" Sawyer: "It was. Blown up, just like we left it."

"Bitch."

John: "What is happening?" Richard: "What is happening is that you're bleeding to death."

Lawyer: "Ms. Austen we're here to get a blood sample from you and one from your son Erin." Kate: "Excuse me?" Lawyer: "Now I have a court order signed by a judge for you to relinquish your blood upon being served these papers." Kate: "Why?" Lawyer: "To determine your relationship to the child."

"I broke the window again."

"You just have yourself a good day. Take care now, bye bye then."

"Well, our object collision budget's a million dollars. That allows us to track about 3% of the sky, and begging your pardon sir, but it's a big-ass sky."

"You beast, you savage! Come on, bark like a dog for me."

Man: "You're very kind Marshall, will you be my friend too?" Cooper: "Forget about it."

"Based on what you just said, I think it's pretty obvious that a brainscan is in order"

Ramona: "Birdee, have you been drinking?" Birdee: No, I have not." Ramona: "You mean this is you stone sober?"

"Let's try and keep this thing in perspective. Yeah, I was a little bitter over the whole gettin' killed by my best friend thing, but I've had time to get over it."

"I made you and I can break you just as easily." Fern: "Good idea, kill me like you did Liz."

"I need your for an assignment the Chief's given me the go ahead on. A duty few men are fit for, but you were born for."

"It's not nice to steal gold coins from a Leprechaun. Bad shop owner, bad shop owner..."

"You really are a beautiful man!"

Riggs: "Give us a kiss before they come." Murtaugh: "Where'd that bullet hit you, anyway."

Jack: "You think anyone is gonna believe that. Believe any of it? They're going to think you're crazy." Hurley: "Not if someone backs me up."