Bob's your uncle

"Done, sold, Bob's your uncle."

Back off

"Back off you pasty freak."

Breast implants

"I've got so many lawyers standing in line to see me now you'd think I have tobacco leaking out of my breast implants."


"Egad Brain, brilliant!"

Beavis talks about his bunghole


Bizzaro Jerry

"Bizzaro Jerry."

Blah blah blah

"Blah blah blahhhhhhhhh."

Buenos Dias

"Buenos Dias."

Buh bye

"Buy bye."

Bye schmoopy

Jerry's Girlfriend: "Bye schmoopy." Jerry Seinfeld: "Bye schmoopy."

Boondocks prayer

boats and hoes

boats and hoes

Barack the Magic Negro



BR: "Bitch." Nick: "Whore."

Bobby Jay Bliss

"After watching the footage of the Kent State shootings, Bobby Jay, then seventeen, signed up for the National Guard so that he too could shoot college students. But, the National Guard recruiter was out to lunch; so Bobby Jay ended up shooting Panamanians instead. Which is almost as good as college students, only...

Bad Fuckin Idea

"This is a bad fuckin' idea"

battery just died

Farrell: "Awww, great. There goes the cell phone." McClane: "What, did they knock the satellites out of the skies now?" Farrell: "No, your battery just ran out."

Bigger set of balls

Farrell: "Seriously, you probably shouldn't antagonise them, since they have all those loaded guns and whatnot." Lucy: "Listen, why don't you just take a minute and dig deep for a bigger set of balls, because you're going to need them before we're through."

Back to my usual role

"Having been Will the Good Guy, I didn't relish going back to my usual role of Will the Unreliable, Emotionally Stunted Asshole."

Barking lunatic

Fiona: "Will, am I a bad mother?" Will: "No. No, you're not a bad mother. You're just barking lunatic."


"The house of Godric Gryffindor has commanded the respect of the wizard world for nearly ten centuries, I will not have you in the course of a single evening besmirching that name by behaving like a babbling, bumbling band of baboons."

Breaking the rules

Hermione: "Sort of exciting, isn't it, breaking the rules?" Ron: "Who are you, and what have you done with Hermione Granger?!"

Build out his army

"We think Voldemort wants to build out his army again. Fourteen years ago he had huge numbers at his command, not just witches and wizards but all manner of dark creatures."

Bagel Breakfast Sandwich

"Whole lot of breakfast going on."

But I love you man.

"Thanks for stopping bud. I've been waiting here forever. You just passed me. I'm out of gas. But the car is still running? You're not getting my Bud Light. But I love you man. Where's the love, man?

Bright Ideas and an Oreo Cookie

"Oreo and Oreo Double Stuff cookies."

Bo Knows Diddley

Jim Everett: "Bo knows football." Kirk Gibson: "Bo knows baseball." Michael Jordan: "Bo knows basketball too." John McEnroe: "Bo knows tennis?" Wayne Gretzky: "Nah." Bo Diddley: "Bo you don't know Diddley."

Busy Barbie

"When you think there's not a thing for you to do. But suprising Barbie there's always something to do. Pretend busy Barbie is playing her records at home. Barbie pick up the phone. Come to the dance, Barbie."

Bud Ants Dance

"Make a little love, do a little dance. Get down tonight."

Bud-weis-er Frogs

"Bud. Weis. Er."

By Mennen

"By Mennen."

Bud-weis-er Frogs Road Kill

"Bud. Weis. Er."

Being a kid

"Well I'm just standing around being a kid, why?"


"Benningtons! Oh boy, you mean it?! Benningtons, I'm going to…"

Butters' volcano

"And so just like in nature I can add the mixture in the volcano and whoa nally, god of fire, show us…oh it's just gooey."

Bill Cosby plugs New Coke

"Introducing the great new taste of Coca-Cola. The best tasting Coke in the history of ever! It's a hit! It's Coca-Cola with a new taste. We've got the taste. Coke is it!"

But Dad

"But Dad I didn't…"

Behavioral problems

"Oh gee that sounds swell fellas but I can't go because I'm still having behavioral problems.

Be one of the few, the proud, the Marines."

"Be one of the few, the proud, the Marines."

Bird Dunks?

Announcer -"Less than a minute, this one is over." Crowd - "Hey hey hey, good bye. It ain't over 'til the Fat Lady sings." Announcer - "Hey, wait a minute, it's Larry Bird! Less than a minute, this one is over. Bird for 3. Bird dunks." Crowd - "Bird dunks?" Announcer - "Of course hs is in the zone! What a comeback!...

Britney Retro Pepsi Jingle

Announcer - "Have you noticed? You hear something new today. People who think young say, 'Pepsi, please.'" Britney - "The lively crowd today today agrees, those who think young, Pepsi please. They pick the light one, the right one, the modern light one. Now is Pepsi, for those who think young."

Britney Spears Pepsi Dance Song

"Shout it out… Pepsi, for those who think young."

Bust a move

"Want some of this? Then you know what to do, dog. Bust a move."

Bumble tuna song

"Yum yum Bumble Bee, Bumble Bee tuna, I love Bumble Bee Tuna. I love a sandwich made with Bumble Bee."

Better Eat Your Wheaties

"Toasted whole wheat wheaties. The athletes' accomplishments will last forever. The boxes, won't."


"Every time folks eat super fruity Bonkers fruit candy it makes a big hit. You know why Bonkers is so super fruity. It's got a chewy fruity outside with an extra fruity inside. Makes me want to eat it up. Bonkers, bonks you out. Dumb candy."

Before Marley was born

John: "But our story begins before Marley was born." Woman: "Dream house, paint a Barney on the wall and you have a great little play room. You guys are going to have kids right?" Jennifer: "…yes."

Been a pleasure

"Rudy, I never thought I'd be saying this but it's been a pleasure."

Beat the shit out of you

"My job is to basically beat the shit out of you for the next five days. And whoever is still standing at the end maybe we'll use for our scouts team."

Become a priest

Rudy: "You think I want to become a priest?" Priest: "Don't you?" Rudy: "Nothing against being a priest, but I don't think it's for me."

Big Notre Dame fan

Pete: "Hey, you were a pretty big Notre Dame fan!" Frank: "Yeah, and I used to collect baseball cards too!"

Born to wear that jacket

"You were born to wear the jacket."


im sorry mother


Baby Elijah's Heartbeat


"I haven't got the slightest idea what the BCS…is it the BCS or the BSC I don't know."


Beer boy

"Hey beer boy, get me some peanuts."

Baby sister

"Damn, I know you mother fucker! You are the one that got my baby sister pregnant! I ain't see you around lately. Where you been huh? Oh come one don't punk out behind that mask now. Answer me mother fucker before I peel your cap!"

Be number one

"ESU is where I'm going. I'll be number 20 but we'll indubitably going to be number one."

Band and the dancing honies

"What happened to the band and the dancing honies and all that good shit you all used to make me come here."

Best defensive player

"I want you to know that you're the best damn defensive player I have ever coached."

Blow some people up

"What's up brother. Next game we blow some people up."

Bowl bid ridin'

"All right, bowl bid ridin' here for E.S.U. Fourth down on the Georgia Tech 18. 4 ticks left. Kane sets 'em down."

Buried in a church

"She was buried in a church house yard, and he was buried there beside her."

Buried beside her

"Mother, go make my bed, Make it long and narrow. My true love died for me yesterday, I shall die for him tomorrow. She was buried in a church house yard, And he was buried there beside her."

Brownie you're doing a heck of a job

"Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job."

Be blunt

"You want to be blunt about what is taking place."

Bring 'em on

"My answer is bring 'em on."



Better offer

"Thought I could make you a better offer. They asked you to be the head coach, I want you to be the assistant coach."

Beautiful Ohio Long

Beautiful Ohio Short

Boosie Big Money

Betrayed my conscience

"I'm a soldier, but in serving my country I have betrayed my conscience."

Bad idea

"Kicking us out on his birthday, I told you this was a bad idea."

Big Poppa

"Whatever you say Big Poppa."

Brooklyn we did it

"Brooklyn we did it."

B.I.G. rap

"Wilas, in their Impalas."


Nick Burns has to leave to help another floor with their computer problems.

Brought the war to us

Woman: "This time, it was in a public place." Horatio: "So they brought the war to us. Now we are going to take it to them."


Biggest thing that have ever happened

"It was the biggest thing that had ever happened to me."

Biggest train wreck

"A sequence of the biggest train wreck that had possibly ever been put on film. And it terrified me because in those days that's how my family and I traveled. We traveled by rail."

Burdens of the office is overrated

I believe the phrase the burdens of the office is overrated. It’s kinda like, why me? Oh the burdens you know, why did the financial collapse have to happen on my watch. Just pathetic isn’t it, self pity.

Blue dicks

"You know sometimes you guys can be a bunch of Blue Dicks."

Break your evil spell

"Sorry Skeletor. The only way to break your evil spell is like this."

Back to have vengeance

"Once I restored Evil-Lyn and Faker I'll be back to have vengeance."

Bad comedy

Starscream: "Who disrupts my coronation?" Megatron: "Coronation Starscream? This is bad comedy." Starscream: "Megatron? Is that you?" Megatron: "Here's a hint."

Beg for your lives

"Would you like to beg for your lives? It sometimes helps but not often."

By with grime

"By with grime I with anyone."

Best wishes to Obama

"This is a moment of hope and pride for our whole nation. And I join all Americans in offering best wishes to President-elect Obama, his wife Michelle, and their two beautiful girls."

Brave souls

"I remember talking to brave souls who charged through smoke-filled corridors at the Pentagon and to husbands and wives whose loved ones became heroes aboard Flight 93."

Bull Durham

Be reborn again

"It's okay. Everything's at place. We'll be reborn again together."


"Burn. Burn."

Baltimore's speaker of the House

"To Baltimore's own speaker of the House, and partner with the soon-to-be Obama administration, Nancy Pelosi."

Believed in something else

"But I also believed in something else. Michelle believed in it. Joe believed in it. Jill believed in it. We believed that our future is our choice, and that if we could just recognize ourselves in one another and bring everyone together - Democrats, Republicans, and Independents, north, south, east and west, black,...

Boom Goes the Dynamite

Hello everyone. Well the Ball State softball team continued to play this weekend, and they were hoping to continue off of their straight three out of four losses and so we'll take a look and see how that happened... They started off good but then eventually the Ball State Women's Bask - Women's team shot down an...

Both are committed

"We have heard your stories on the campaign trail. We’ve been touched by your dreams. And we will fight for you every single day that we’re in Washington, because Joe and I are both committed to leading a government that is accountable — not just to the wealthy or the well-connected, but to you."

Boarded the train

"He didn’t move away from Delaware. Instead, day after day, month after month, year after year, he came here — to this station — and boarded the train to our nation’s capital. And then, night after night, month after month, year after year, he rode that train back home in the evening to raise his boys and a beautifu...

Bless the United States

"God bless the United States of America."

Better angels

"What is required is a new declaration of independence, not just in our nation, but in our own lives - from ideology and small thinking, prejudice and bigotry - an appeal not to our easy instincts but to our better angels."

Baltimore Whistle Stop Tour Full Speech

"Hello, Baltimore. Thank you, Baltimore. To Quincy Lucas, thank you for the wonderful introduction. To Gov. O'Malley, to Baltimore's own speaker of the House, and partner with the soon-to-be Obama administration, Nancy Pelosi, to members of Maryland congressional delegation, to Maryland state and elected officials,...

Blame everybody but yourself

"That's right you go ahead and blame everybody but yourself Willie."

Barack Obama Inauguration

Barack Hussein Obama's Inauguration Oath 2009

Barack Obama's Inaugural Address

balls Forty-four Americans have now taken the presidential oath. The words have been spoken during rising tides of prosperity and the still waters of peace. Yet, every so often the oath is taken amidst gathering clouds and raging storms. At these moments, America has carried on not simply because of the skill or vi...

Barack Obama's Inaugural Speech

My fellow citizens: I stand here today humbled by the task before us, grateful for the trust you have bestowed, mindful of the sacrifices borne by our ancestors. I thank President Bush for his service to our nation, as well as the generosity and cooperation he has shown throughout this transition. Forty-four A...

Barack Obama

Barack Obama Presidential Oath of Office

I Barack Hussein Obama do solemnly swear that I will execute the office of President of the United States faithfully, and will, to the best of my ability, preserve, protect, and defend the constitution of the United States.


Bigger than the sum

"They saw America as bigger than the sum of our individual ambitions; greater than all the differences of birth or wealth or faction."

Bind us together

"We will build the roads and bridges, the electric grids and digital lines that feed our commerce and bind us together."

Band of brothers

"There was plenty of doubt from time to time, absolutely. But the guys in uniform played like a band of brothers the entire season and we are a grateful ownership and organization tonight to these players, to the fans. This is for the Red Sox Nation. From the Dominican Republic to Japan, all over the continental U.S...

Boris Diaw

"And when you look at Boris Diaw, what he's done to this franchise, he's changed everything. As we celebrate his brilliance and when you talk to Boris Diaw, what a classical human being he is. It was 201 years ago today, that Beethoven's symphony number 3 in e flat which shuff-sh-sh escorted in the age of romanticis...

Big challenge

"If we win these games, we know how good we really are. You know, it's a big challenge for us to beat Quebec."


Band of patriots

"In the year of America's birth, in the coldest of months, a small band of patriots huddled by dying campfires on the shores of an icy river. The Capitol was abandoned. The enemy was advancing. The snow was stained with blood. At a moment when the outcome of our revolution was most in doubt, the father of our nation...

Ballot over the bullet

"Those who doubt the supremacy of the ballot over the bullet can never diminish the power engendered by nonviolent struggles for justice and equality, like the one that made this day possible."

Belongs to you

"It all comes from you, it all belongs to you."

Bless and protect

"Bless and protect him, his family, Vice President Biden, the Cabinet and every one of our freely elected leaders."

Birth of clarity

"And as we face these difficult days ahead, may we have a new birth of clarity in our aims, responsibility in our actions, humility in our approaches and civility in our attitudes, even when we differ."

Bless President Barack

"Bless President Barack, First Lady Michelle. Look over our little angelic Sasha and Malia."

booby trap

Gyro Captain: "Looks like I got myself some gasoline eh!" Max: "Booby trapped... touch those tanks and BOOOM!"

blew it

"Blew it you fool!"


"Reflexes! That's what you got! Me.... I got brains!"


"We'd be out searching for the treasure! Sailing the seven seas on a five year mission! Boldly going where no man has gone before! Say thats catchy!"


"There's too much male bonding going on in here for me."


"What did they do up there? Brainwash them?"

ball game

"You ain't missing nothing Hodge. It's a whole new ballgame. No friends, no enemies, no front, no rear, no victories, no defeats, no momma, no poppa."


Peter Novak: "I got bugs crawling all over my body." Dr. Kent: "It gets worse."


Morpheus: "What can you see Neo?" Neo: "It's strange... the code is somehow different." Morpheus: "Encrypted?" Neo: "Maybe..." Trinity: "Is that good for us? Or bad for us?" Neo: "Well it looks like every floor is wired with explosives." Trinity: "Bad for us..."


Scully: "Mulder its me." Mulder: "Where are you Scully?" Scully: "I'm on the roof." Mulder: "Did you find anything?" Scully: "No, I haven't." Mulder: "Whats wrong?" Scully: "Well... I just climbed up twelve floors. I'm hot, I'm thirsty, and to be honest, I'm wondering what I'm doing up here." Mulder: "You're ...


"I'm thirsty... I want a beer... what about you? You want a beer?"


Gerard: "Welcome home Mark, do you want to start running again?" Sheridan: "I'm going back to bed."

big weapon

Gerard: "Have a weapon?" Royce: "Yeah a big one. How bout you?"


Robbie: "What do you know Ray?" Ray: "Everything. Haven't you heard? Between me and my brother, we know everything." Rachel: "What's the capital of Australia?" Ray: "That's one my brother knows."


Bubbles!! Bubbles! My Bubbles!"

Back to town

Cop:"Keep moving! You got a long drive back to town!" Ronnie:"Yeah well let me tell you something!" Cop:"What?!" Ronnie:"I like long drives..."

Blowing holes in the ship

"Stop blowing holes in my ship!"

Bad eggs

"And really bad eggs. Drink up me 'earties. Yo ho."

Beauty divine

"It says beauty divine. How bad can it be?"

Back away

"Back away from my wife!!"



Joe:"I would prefer some peanut butter." Butler:"How would you like that sir? On some kind of toast? Joe:"Toast? No, just the butter.

Beastly Girl

Grandma Josephine:"What a beastly girl!" Grandma Georgina:"Despicable!" Grandpa George:"You don't know what we're talking about." Grandma Georgina:"Dragonflies?"

Bunny attack

Benny:"Oh, a bunny. You know, the last known case of a bunny attack was, well... never." Slannen:"Never hurts to be on your guard."


"And they call me barbarian."

Boyfriend couldn't make it?

Char:"So traveling with an elf, Your boyfriend couldn't make it?" Ella:"No." Char:"Oh." Ella:"Because I don't have one." Char:"Oh." Ella:"What about you? Your girlfriend doesn't mind being left alone?" Char:"I don't have a girlfriend." Ella:"Oh." Char:"I have many." Ella:"Oh." Char:"I'm kidding, you should...

Bacon just ran out

Critic 1: "Is breakfast over?" Critic 2: "No, why?" Critic 1: "Because I think the bacon just ran out."

Bologna Sandwiches

Prawn: "There is a menu correction ok. We will now be serving bologna sandwiches, but no bread." Guy: "I'm already gone!"

Breathe stinks

"Oh wow! That was really scary! And if you don’t mind me saying, if that don't work your breath certainly will get the job done cuz you definitely need some tic-tacs or something cuz your breath stinks!"

But a full stomach, that dream can come true!

"We're the sons of peasants! Glory and riches and stars are beyond our grasp! But a full stomach, that dream can come true!"

Being murdered in cold blood is not nonsense.

Crookshank:"Now stop that nonsense!" Mrs. Lampert:"Stop bullying me... everyone is bullying me." Crookshank:"I'm not bullying you." Mrs. Lampert:"Yes you were, you said it was nonsense. Being murdered in cold blood is not nonsense... why don't you try it sometime."

But he damn well must be a killer angel.

Colonel Chamberlain:"What a piece of work is a man, how infinite in faculty, in form and moving, how express and admirable. In action how like an angel..." Sergeant Kilrain:"Well if he's an angel, alright then. But he damn well must be a killer angel."

Book learning ain't for gentlemen, right George?

General Longstreet:"His record at West Point is still the talk of both armies." General Pickett:"Well General, you know I consider it unbecoming to a soldier all this book learning." General Armistead:"Book learning ain't for gentlemen right George?" General Pickett:"Nor that either." General Longstreet:"Graduated l...

But I also know that You know what a weak willed person I am.

"I know I promised Lord... never again... but I also know, that You know, what a weak willed person I am."

But I'd be very disappointed.

"Lord, I will never pick another pocket again as long as I live I swear it. But here's the problem... if You don't let me live, how can I prove my good faith to You? If You've heard me, this ledge will remain as steady as a rock, and that thing coming at me won't be what I think it is. If it is, there is no hard fee...

But then they could hardly report me to the Better Business Bureau.

"This was the chaos that the old guard had always feared. As far as they were concerned I was giving arms dealers a bad name. But then they could hardly report me to the Better Business Bureau."

Because we're here lad…nobody else.

Soldier:"He's right... why is it us? Why us?" Color Sarge:"Because we're here lad... nobody else."

Because I believe in a free Narnia.

The White Witch: "Do you know why you are here faun?" Mr. Tumnus: "Because I believe in a free Narnia." The White Witch: "You're here because he turned you in... for sweeties."

But there is also life.

Elrond: "I looked into your future and I saw death." Arwen: "But there is also life."

But there is the dream of someone else.

Frank:"What about you? Is there someone else?" Kathleen:"No.... no... but there is the dream of someone else."

Because we're going to sell them cheap books and legal addictive stimulants.

Joe:"Hey you know what? We should announce ourselves to the neighbors. Let them know here we come." Kevin:"Oh no this is upper west side man, we might as well tell them we're opening a crack house!They're gonna hate us! As soon as they hear they're gonna be lining up to picket the big bad chain store! That's out to...

Bounce right back to me

"In about a week you'll find some reason to get pissed at Jack and bounce right back to me."

Back in a flash gorgeous

"Back in a flash gorgeous."

Blind hope

"I've been holding on for the past 7 years at just the thought, a blind hope that somewhere she is still alive."

Back of a cocktail napkin

"About 10 months ago I wrote what I wanted to say at my father's funeral on the back of a cocktail napkin at the Sydney Airport."

Bad case of the cancer

Richie: "You don't look so sick dad." Royal: "Thank you." Richie: "What have you got?" Royal: "I've got a pretty bad case of the cancer."

Beaten with an ugly stick

"If that is a woman it does look like she was beaten with an ugly-stick."

Begin the unnecessary slow moving dipping mechanism.

"Alright guard, begin the unnecessary slow moving dipping mechanism."

Because I just went gay all of a sudden!

"Because I just went gay all of a sudden!"

Because I knew what she sang

"Because I knew what she sang, it was a bit from the glorious Ninth by Ludwig Van."

Business is bad? Fuck you, pay me.

"Now the guy's gotta come up with Crowley's money every week, no matter what. Business is bad? Fuck you, pay me. Oh, you had a fire? Fuck you, pay me. The place got hit by lightning, huh? Fuck you, pay me."

Bring me everyone.

Norman: "Bring me everyone." Chaacter 1: "What do you mean everyone?" Norman: "EVERYONE!!!"

Black smoke

Juliet: "Maybe it went down." Sawyer: "Uh-uh no way. A minute ago that boat was coughing black smoke, now there's just nothing." Juliet: "What about the Helicopter?" Sawyer: "It was heading for the boat."

Blown up

Dan: "Is that…" Sawyer: "It was. Blown up, just like we left it."



Bleeding to death

John: "What is happening?" Richard: "What is happening is that you're bleeding to death."

Blood sample

Lawyer: "Ms. Austen we're here to get a blood sample from you and one from your son Erin." Kate: "Excuse me?" Lawyer: "Now I have a court order signed by a judge for you to relinquish your blood upon being served these papers." Kate: "Why?" Lawyer: "To determine your relationship to the child."

Brittany Lines ep1.

Broken Window

"I broke the window again."

Bye bye then

"You just have yourself a good day. Take care now, bye bye then."

Big-ass Sky

"Well, our object collision budget's a million dollars. That allows us to track about 3% of the sky, and begging your pardon sir, but it's a big-ass sky."

Bark like a dog

"You beast, you savage! Come on, bark like a dog for me."

Be my friend?

Man: "You're very kind Marshall, will you be my friend too?" Cooper: "Forget about it."


"Based on what you just said, I think it's pretty obvious that a brainscan is in order"

Been drinking

Ramona: "Birdee, have you been drinking?" Birdee: No, I have not." Ramona: "You mean this is you stone sober?"


"Let's try and keep this thing in perspective. Yeah, I was a little bitter over the whole gettin' killed by my best friend thing, but I've had time to get over it."

Break you

"I made you and I can break you just as easily." Fern: "Good idea, kill me like you did Liz."

Born for it

"I need your for an assignment the Chief's given me the go ahead on. A duty few men are fit for, but you were born for."

Bad shop owner

"It's not nice to steal gold coins from a Leprechaun. Bad shop owner, bad shop owner..."


"You really are a beautiful man!"


Riggs: "Give us a kiss before they come." Murtaugh: "Where'd that bullet hit you, anyway."


Backs me up

Jack: "You think anyone is gonna believe that. Believe any of it? They're going to think you're crazy." Hurley: "Not if someone backs me up."