"The script allows me some brief remarks at this time and I exercise my right to tend to those remarks to you Senators."
"You bastards. You vicious heartless bastards!"
"I hate to be the bearer of bad news, your airness, but if you don't find a fifth player, your team will forfeit the game!"
Monstar: "You're all washed up…BALDIE!" Michael Jordan: "Baldie?"
"You guys are making a big mistake!"
"Ah, congratulations ladies, you are now bonafide pirates."
Jason: "Buford?" Character 2: "Yeah, I've just rebuilt him." Jason: "Ah, looks good." Character 2: "His motor system is .01 milliseconds faster than the finest omega built." Jason: "I don't ah, mean anything by this, but is there any particuluar reason why he's black?" Character 2: "Sure, I wanted him t...
Character 1: "What's going on?" Character 2: "We got a bad program." Character 1: "We always have bad programs."
Jimmy: "So, what else?" Joe: "There's not much more to tell than that. Water's wet, the sky is blue, and ol' Santa Claus, Jimmy, he's out there and he's just getting stronger." Jimmy: "So, what do we do about that?" Joe: "Be prepared son, that's my motto, be prepared."
"My name's Bond... James Bond."
Josey: "You a bounty Hunter?" Bounty Hunter: "A man's got to do something for a living these days." Josey: "Dying ain't much of a living, boy."
"Do you suppose these gentlemen will be available to discuss business before long?"
Jamie: "Wish we had time to bury them fellas." Josey: "The hell with them fellas. Buzzards gotta eat…same as worms."
"But there is one thing he cannot take away from you. Your faith. Believe for we will see God's wonders."
"I do not seek monetary reward, for I am called to a greater glory! Here at the Battle Creek Sanitarium, the spirits soar, the mind is educated, and the bowels... the bowels are born again!"
"HE'S THROWING BOXES OF SHIT AT THE GUESTS!"
"My name is Bruno Hautenfaust. I was named for a saint, who was a very wealthy man. Got wines, the womens, the songs... the whole bit, and then inexplicably, took a vow of poverty and became a hermit. Went off to live in the forest, in the nude."
Dusty: "Well, I think I'll have a beer." Bartender: "We don't have any beer, just Tequila." Dusty: "What's tequila?" Bartender: "It's like beer." Dusty: "Is it fattening? Bartender: "Fattenence?" Lucky: "Forget it. If it's like beer we'll have some. Three tequilas>" Bartender: "Sure, sure amigos, enjoy yourse...
Patrick Verona: "I told you, you may have a concussion." Katarina Stratford: "You don't care if I never wake up." Verona: "Sure I do!" Kat: "Why?" Patrick: "Well, then because I'd have to start taking out girls who actually like me." Kat: "Like you could find one." Patrick: "Oh, see that there! Who needs affec...
"You know, just cause you're beautiful, that doesn't mean you can treat people like they don't matter."
Bianca Stratford: "Aha! Black panties!" Cameron: "What does that tell us?" Bianca: "She wants to have sex someday, that's what." Cameron: "She...she could just like the color." Bianca: "You don't buy black lingerie unless you want someone to see it."
Deckard: "Shakes? Me too. Part of the business." Rachael: "I'm not in the business. I am the business."
Roy Batty: "It's not an easy thing to meet your maker." Tyrell: "And what can he do for you?" Batty: "Can the maker repair what he makes?" Tyrell Tyrell: "You were made as well as we could make you." Batty: "But not to last." Tyrell: "The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. And you have burned so v...
Jeff Dearly: "You know, B for Bobby and J for Jeff. You know BJ Landscaping." Mona Dearly: "Well, I think JB Landcaping has a ring to it. Besides, you don't want anyone going around calling you Blow Job Landscaping do ya?"
"Phil, I've really been a good sport about all of this. I really have. I've really tried to do what you want. You wanted to buy an O so I let you buy a vowel. I did... cause you wanted to buy a vowel so I let you buy an O but that wasn't good enough. You had to have the free spin. You wanted to have the trip to Acap...
Harry: "Holy geez, look at the butt on that!" Lloyd: "Yeeh, he must workout."
"I apologize for calling your wife a bloated warthog. (laughs) And I bid you good day!"
"I have something to say! It's better to burn out, than to fade away!"
Murtaugh: "Trish is Ebony Clark!" Riggs: "Trish is Ebony... you are boinking her!" Murtaugh: "Yeah, yeah! I'm boinking her
"I'm sorry, honey, I had some bad Chinese."
"You're not better friends than Froggy, you're just different."
"Did you ever get that feeling that you were just born for greatness?"
"I said hold that or I will break it up and kick it around on the ground."
"From now on you will strive to be like me. You will like me, talk like me, and be bald like me."
"We were the best team in the NFL."
"We went into Pittsburgh and we fucking beat their asses in Pittsburgh."
"And we fucking beat Arizona to a bloody pulp."
"Boy George everybody."
"Can you see it. Some bloke touching your computer. Tell me Seth right now wouldn't you handcuff him and beat him with a length of chain."
"So tip number 1, be aware of your surroundings."
"Now did you know that it is estimated that Santa's Sleigh weighs 353,000 tons so traveling at 650 miles per second would create such an enormous friction that Santa and his reindeer would burst into flames."
Hey, what's happening, man, this is Bart Simpson. Just kidding! Don't hang up! This is Nancy Cartwright and this is a very special phone call to you. I'm now auditing on new OT7. And I've been asked to speak at the flag world tour event on January 31st in the grand ballroom at the Hollywood and Highland center...
"Well if it ain't the Bell of the Ball."
"You want some more of me boy."
"You're next Buddy."
"Sure you are Bobby."
"I got a question Boss."
"Golly, hate to bicker about position sweet heart."
"The Big Kahuna."
"That's broken nose man's girl."
"Thank you boar expert."
"You gonna lecture us about lying Betty."
"Baby Huey is like nails on a chalkboard."
"Hell, Blue beard blew us up because they wanted your kid."
"If it were a scary movie I'd be with a hot chick not you Bar Bar."
"Well I got bad news for you pops."
"You too Brutus."
"Like you Baby Napper."
"One born into privilege."
"The other bred for slavery."
"Without the loyalty between us we are no better than the beasts at our door."
"She talked to that guy…Bruce Lee from the freighter."
"You want to set this little bastard free?"
"Nobody makes me bleed my own blood. Nobody!"
"Bang splat real fast."
"I'll break you in half like a little tooth pick."
"I'm going to go out and buy a house."
Dodge: "Well, thats a mistake, letting her taste your coffee." Garrett: "Well she liked it last night." Dodge: "She was just being polite. Nobody likes it, take my word."
"Yes, blow it up. Blow it back to God. All your life has been spent in pursuit of archaeological relics. Inside the Ark are treasures beyond your wildest aspirations. You want to see it open as well as I."
"I'm going after a find of incredible historical significance, you're talking about the boogeyman! Besides, you know what a cautious fellow I am!"
Indy: "That belongs in a museum Belloq: "So do you."
Neo: " I thought it wasn't real." Morpheus: "Your mind makes it real." Neo: "If you're killed in the Matrix, you die here?" Morpheus: "The body cannot live without the mind."
"It means buckle your seatbelt, Dorothy, 'cause Kansas, is goin' bye-bye."
"Cris-crossing the Torah, is a code of hidden words and phrases that not only reveals our past and present, but fortells our future. Some even believe that it contains the actual blueprints of the universe."
(Reading from the book of Daniel): "The dragon gave the beast his power and his throne... and great authority. But one of the heads of the beast seemed to have had a fatal wound. But the fatal wound had been healed. The whole world was astonished... and followed the beast... "
"No bucks, no Buck Rogers."
"People like you come here and blow the family nest egg that built this town."
"Look at these people! Blinded by glitter and the almighty dollar."
"Take care now, bye bye then."
"Oh! You little bastards!"
"Necrenemnocon ex moritis, the Book of The Dead."
"I'll go back to the '60's recharge my mojo to beat Dr. Evil and be back in time for tea."
"I've beaten Dr. Evil before and I'll beat him again."
Army Guy: "We've got ourselves a Broken Arrow." Presidential staff: "A broken what?"
"I don't know what the big deal is, I really don't."
"Make a move and the bunny gets it."
"I said, put the bunny back in the box."
Simon Phoenix: "What can I say? I'm a blast from the past! Hahahahaha!" John Spartan: "You should have stayed there."
"Somebody put me back in the fridge."
"I'll tell what's on my mind…it's butt cold out here, and I'm fresh out of beer!"
Max: "Why would a woman come over at 1:30 in the morning to see you?" John: "Just why do you think, bonehead."
"Looks like Chuck's gonna bury his boner."
"Looks like Chuck's taking a ride in the wild baloney pony."
Leprechaun: "The force field is to make sure no-one leaves without us…(quieter) you ball busting bitch! Princess Zarina: "What did you say?" Leprechaun: "Rich…you'll be rich when we fine me gold!"
"All right! Big is GOOD, hahaha!"
Gus: "Journalists gets in there, right iwhere the bombs are falling, he's aggressive, he grabs the bull by the balls." Josey: "You don't think I can grab a bull's balls?"
Jerrytown guy: "That weasel snagged the bee!" Mersh: "Alright! Bong hits anyone?? Haha!"
"But if you make loads of money, hate going to work, no one respects you, you always wish you were somewhere else, you cry constantly, you day dream of punching small animals and you sit next to this guy it's probably time."
Mail Man: "Morning Mrs. Lawrence. Not again." Mrs. Lawrence: "Bruno come back here! Bruno, you bad, bad bird."
Gangster 1: "Benny talked." Gangster 2: "You want me to take care of it?" Gangster 1: "I think it's time we let everyone know what happens to people…"
Vicky: "5 seconds MacGruber!" MacGruber: "Vicky!" Vicky: "Fine, Pepsuber." MacGruber: "Okay I better get to work on this baby after this…"
"Drivers want to get the most out of their cars. It's Bridgestone or nothing."
Conan: "Bud Light." Techno men: "Vroom vroom the party starter." Cat: "Meow." Conan: "Vroom vroom party starter."
Man 1: "Alright let's get this show on the road boys." Man 2: "Buckle up dudes."
Man: "Did we go back in time?" Dr. Rick Marshall: "Yes and space."
"Bye bye Romeo."
"Bring me the big knife, I'm gonna cut my throat."
"Carry it hard harded harvenger of haggets. Beautiful bemus-ed, belacose butcher, untrusting, unknowing, unlove-ed. He wants you back he screams into the night air like a firmean going into a window that has no fire except the passion of his heart. I am lonely. It's really hard. This poem sucks!"
Chrsitine: "What you gonna do anyway. You won't get your money back." Nicholas Van Orton:"I don't care about money. I'm pulling back the curtain, I wanna beat the wizard."
"Do you really believe that just because you publish children's books people are gonna care about my reputation. You could have pictures of me wearing nipple rings butt fucking captain kangaroo"
Dom:"Hey uh Brett what are the chances I could get your autograph on this pump.Something nice for the wife and kids."Mary: "What?"Dom: "Oh, shutup, cocktease."
"I was only boning you to get to Mary."
"At 24 he performed open heart surgery in a crowed opera house with a ball point pen."
"It was just a very blessed evening. Excited about being apart of it. Surreal in a way."
"Our focus will be about being the one at the end of the season and we're no different than anybody else in that regard."
"So what happens when we go out to a party with some sisters, huh? What happens? I'll tell you what happens: BLAM! They on us like there's no tomorrow."
Michelle: "This is the House and Homes gardening center this is Michelle how can I help you?" Bow Wow: "I was just calling to see what kind of hoes you have basically." Michelle: "Well we have tall hoes. We have short hoes. We have thick hoes. It all depends on what you're plowing." Bow Wow: "What color hoes do you ...
"It was a normal climb out in every regard. And about 90 seconds after take off I noticed there were birds filling the entire wind screen from top to bottom, left to right. Large birds. Too close to avoid."
"I made the brace for impact announcement in the cabin."
"Well that wasn't as bad as I thought and then we quickly began doing our duties."
"Terror. Sheer terror. We thought we were going to crash on the runway. We began yelling brace, brace, heads down, stay down."
"It was so quiet and I said what was hat? And I whispered and you did say maybe a bird strike."
"After bugging people for hours I finally got the word that it was official that the count was 155."
"But maybe, love shouldn't be such hard work."
"I hear that you hear what I’m saying…but do you truly hear what I'm saying?'
Ray: "What's wrong, mom?" Dorothy: "First class is what's wrong. Before it was a better meal, now it's a better life."
Agent K: "Roaches check in." James: "But they don't check out."
"I know I'll be able to afford them when I'm done with my schooling."
"And be with them."
"You're back there ladie dadie."
"If it is it's going to blow my mind because I don't know if I'll be able to stand looking at Michael Bolton if they are there. I'd be so stoked."
Bobby: "What would you be doing if you didn't act." Jimmy: "I probably would be installing cable for this if I wasn't doing this. I mean I am good at setting up VCRs and that sort of thing."
"Oh my god. It makes me feel like a beached whale."
Are we doing a "before and after" piece I don't know about?
Please bore someone else with your questions.
"A man yesterday tell me that if I buy a car, I must buy one with a pussy magnet."
"This is the best hair in Kazakhstan, feel the quality."
Captain Renault: "Rick, there are many exit visas sold in this café, but we know that you've never sold one. That is the reason we permit you to reamin open." Rick: "Oh I thought it was because I let you win at roulette."
"Then bring and old man, another blanket."
"Blue horseshoe loves Anacott Steel."
Bud Fox:"Why do you need to wreck this company?", Gordon Gecko:"Because it's wreckable alright!"
"Blue horseshoe loves Blue Star Airlines."
"Let's give a down home welcome to Buzzaw Eddie Vadowski, last season's leading stalker!"
"My client is a moron, that's not against the law."
"This kid broke the chain of command and ratted on a member of his unit, to say nothing of the fact that he is a US Marine and it would appear he cannot run from here to there without collapsing of heat exhaustion."
"We're in the business of saving lives."
"If you haven't gotten a blowjob from a superior officer, well, you're just letting the best in life pass you by."
"What in the blue blazes?"
"Boogity, boogity, boogity, boys. Let's go racin'!"
"Hey, how come the only one celebrating is me, huh? Where are the girls? Bring on the confetti! Ow! Ow! Easy with the confetti. What's goin' no? Come on, snap some pictures. I gotta go sign my deal with Dinoco!"
Randal: "The best part of this job is the barely legal pussy that comes in here and they all look up to me because I've got a driver's license. It's awesome." Dante: "You're 33!"
Elias: "Well we can't because of Pillow Pants." Randal Graves: "What the fuck's Pillow Pants?" Elias: "Pillow Pants is a little troll that lives in her pussy."
Randal: "Not a waste of time, it's building towards something." Wife: "How about you build towards getting me some fucking fries."
"Well, listen to you, telling me I can't do something because of the color of my skin. You're the racist!"
"The night we met I knew I needed you so…"
"So won't you please? Be my, be my babe … be my darling baby."
"Baby stand up straight."
"Now, the most important thing to remember in this, is balance."
"You know, the best place to practice lifts is in the water."
"Bend your knees and go. Good."
Johnny: "You did good. You worked hard." Baby: "I saw that old couple from Kellerman's and I thought that was it." Johnny: "Me too, me too. By the 2nd turn you had it." Baby: "Yeah but I didn't do the lift." Johnny: "You did good."
"You couldn't hit your ballbag with your own wrinkled cock."
"GET OUTTA HERE!!! GET OUTTA HERE!!!"
"Who's Barry Badrinath? Who's Barry Badrinath? Who's Barry Badrinath? Who's Barry Badrinath? Who's Barry Badrinath? Who's Barry Badrinath? Who's Barry Badrinath?"
Jan Wolfhouse: "Is this part of Oktoberfest?" Pim Scutney: "Oktoberfest is for tossers and shape shaggers Beerfest is a log, the ultimate test of a beer gamers medal."
Todd Wolfhouse: "And don't say anything about her being a whore." Fink: "She's a whore?" Jan Wolfhouse: "She's not a whore." Barry Badrinath: [about Great Gam Gam] "I'm just saying is... some of my best friends are whores." Todd Wolfhouse: "We know, Barry."
"I'm better when I'm drunk!"
Pim Scutney: "Your all for a coat and no trousers, you are." Steve "Fink" Finklestein: I'm sorry, one more time?" Rog Gobshire: "Shove off! We're gonna put the skitters in your Alan Whickers, you plonker!" Barry Badrinath: [Looking to Fink] "Do you know what he's saying?"
Rocco: "Fucking... What the fuck. Who the fuck fucked this fucking... How did you two fucking fucks... fuck!" Connor: "Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word."
"Well personally, I think the first thing you better get Apollo is a ladder."
"That's 'cause us Black folk talk mush-mouth, Lieutenant."
Secretary of State: "I'm the secretary of state. Brought to you by Carl's Jr." Joe: "Why do you keep saying that?" Secretary of State: "'Cause they pay me every time I do. It's a really good way of making money. You're so smart, why don't you know that?"
Rita: "You think Einstein walked around thinkin' everyone was a bunch of dumb shits?" Joe: "Yeah, hadn't thought of that." Rita: "Now you know why he built that bomb."
"Shit, that's a big pile of rocks."