"We're gonna need a bigger bucket."

"Scientific poll proving that voters knew all the bad information about Sarah Palin because of people like you."

"Excuse me, brutality here. You're on camera. You're on camera."

"To say current leadership is benign. We need something more than benign leadership."

"I ask this Congress to send me the bipartisan legislation that bears the name of Senator Orrin Hatch as well as an American who has never stopped asking what he can do for his country – Senator Edward Kennedy."

"And where we disagree, Republicans have a responsibility to be candid and offer better ideas for a path forward."

"To strengthen our economy, we also need to make sure every child in America gets the best possible education. After Katrina, we reinvented the New Orleans school system, opening dozens of new charter schools, and creating a new scholarship program that is giving parents the chance to send their children to private ...

"They're such a blessing from God. They really are."

"Bye gorgeous."

"Bye guys."

"Bye boyfriend."

"Don't forget to bring a towel."

"Be sure to bring a towel so you don't get all wet."

Congratulations, you've won the Boulder Badge

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"I wanted Warner to make the biggest fool of himself ever possible. I wanted a sack. I wanted anything. I wanted the Steelers to win."

"In life there is beauty and there is terror. One must not overwhelm the other."

"Little fair warning never corner a Janitor. Blinding saw dust!"

"Beat your ass. Ah!"

"Don't you know I will beat the shit out your ass Charles. I will beat the shit out you with Charles. I don’t give a fuck. I'm the Juggernaut bitch."

"Oh I'm ready to beat his ass."

"But I'm about to kill this bitch. I'm about to fuck her in the head and blow her brains out. Cause I'm the god damn Juggernaut bitch. I'm gonna break her in half."

"Who the fuck is he. I don't know. He better not be fucking wit the Juggernaut pussy."

"Ah! But I'm the Juggernaut bitch."

"Fucking thing sucks. That's tomorrow and that is it for us today. I'm Bill O'Reilly thanks again for watching. We'll leave you with Sting and a cut off his new album."

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