"I'm human, man. I made mistakes along the way, man. I been to jail three times, man."

"Every black man go through that. Not doing something and then having to go to jail and find out, 'Okay, he didn't do it,' then let him out."

"You are you. You are who you are, man. Don't try to act like you're somebody else."

"Benefits of the success are tangible and we cannot let that all disappear by doing what Senator Obama wants to do. And this is a clear choice that the American people have."

"Where is the bipartisanship in this country when we need it most?"

"Go to the slaves. Go to the second-class citizens. Go to the ones who are suffering the brunt of Caesar's brutality."

"Our home was burned down again, in fact my father was killed by the Ku Klux Klan."

"And by 'back home' he means back into our original civilization."

"The field negro was beaten, from morning till night. He lived in a shack, in a hut. He wore cast-off clothes."

"He thinks that he's more American than African because the man is jiving him, and brainwashing him every day."

"We will build at least 45 nuclear plants that will create over 700,000 good jobs to construct and operate them."

"Production of hybrid, flex-fuel, and electric cars will bring America closer to energy independence. And it will bring jobs to auto plants, parts manufacturers, and the communities that support them."

"But Americans have been through worse, and beaten longer odds."

"It was this spirit that turned hatred into forgiveness, anger into conviction, and a bitter life into a great one."

"Bad news was a different matter, and each new report of violence, rioting, and other tribulations in America was delivered to us without delay."

"I have always known we can build a better America, where no place or person is left without hope or opportunity by the sins of injustice or indifference."

"Before sundown you must get these people out of government."

"I don't want someone to have tenure after only two years of teaching. I want them to compete with other teachers. I want us to reward them. I want to find bad teachers another line of work."

"I regret to say, equally true that I fear he shall always bear a scar needlessly inflicted by you."

"I think that the Bush administration has done a great job in trying to bring people together."

"Our president, George W. Bush, has worked hard to protect and preserve the American Dream for all of us."

"How many professional athletes, like Mike Tyson, are bankrupt and have no money, and owe 40 million dollars in taxes. Because they are not good at math."

"Right back atcha."

"We gonna make the bet?"

"I'd back up to make sure he was gone."

"That was a biggie, too."

"That was a bad mistake."

"I think it's a bad ruling, and like I said, I think it's a miscarriage of the rule."

"It's a bad rule."

"They understood, like, this guy, has, like, has a little baby Turret's maybe not quite diagnosed."

"Because of your support, this Friday in Washington, DC, I will make a presentation before the Judiciary Committee of the House of Representatives."

"No, I think that it's a lot more to do. You know, we've been fighting this battle the last couple of years and it intensified."

"This is like my biggest complaint."

"There are a lot of great people who are immigrants who come here with good will, but some people come here with bad will, and we just have to, but some people already here got bad will."

"If they're bad people, you put them in jail."

"Well, I will agree with you on that, I think we do have to do a better job on screening, but also, just be fair, and the system right now is not fair."

"Just be fair, and the system right now is not fair."

"Well, I just bought a house in 2007, and in 2014, I promise you I'm gonna run for governor of Alabama."

"And it bugs the hell out of me."

"Well, they should read the part of the bible they're not supposed to judge other people."

"It was bogus the way they handled the situation."

"Well, I'm gonna try it by myself."

"And that's the bottom line."

"Could they have handled it different? Yes. But it was my fault."

"I'm a bigger guy now."

"I'm losing the battle of the bulge right now."

"But the team, you know they treated me bad because I couldn't play anymore."

"And got my butt kicked."

"But I'm pulling for, I'm voting for Barack, I love the guy."

"And when I look at him, he represents everything that's good in the black community."

"And when I look at him, he represents everything that's good in the black community. He's intelligent, he's articulate, we need that. You know most of our role models are athletes or entertainers. We got to get more black kids to be educated, to carry themselves with great class and dignity, and he's perfect for...

"We got so much black on black crime in this country right now."

"It's getting a lot better, I think."

"But I don't think you can build your whole life around winning awards."

"Sometimes the officials are just bad."

"I think we are very lucky and blessed."

"Put a couple of bean burritos in me."

"And a whole bucket full of cervezas."

Ferrell: "Cuz I'm already married to a lady." Reilly: "So am I." Ferrell: "Yeah." Reilly: "But we are in Australia." Ferrell: "And anything goes."

"Britney had test, her top speed was 123 mph."

"I think the baby started on the roof of the car."

"Uh, so we had to beat that time. And, so I went 135 mph."

Ferrell: "John was very good at the old improv, the old mix 'em up." Reilly: "Well, I was at the master's side. I better come with my proper skills." Ferrell: "Yes."

"And we'd have been out in defeat and chaos and probably had to come back again because of Iranian influence."

"What you don't realize is that Britney is making you all this money, and all you do is write a bunch of crap about her."

"What you don't realize is that Britney is making you all this money, and all you do is write a bunch of crap about her. She hasn't performed on stage in years."

"I can see why he would wonder about those things but as far as I am concerned they are all excuses because I didn?t feel accountable to anybody I didn?t feel that I had to face what I had done, ever so there comes a point where a person has to be accountable for what he?s done. Can?t go around making excuses blami...

"I was branching out, that?s when the cannibalism started. "

"Society is better off without certain people."

"Through country music, I mean, with everything from the lyrics and it's okay to do a ballad. And they can actually be played on the radio."

"Drugs aren't the answer. These drugs are very dangerous, they're mind altering anti-psychotic drugs. And there are ways of doing it without that so we don't end up in a Brave New World."

"And there are ways of doing it without that so we don't end up in a Brave New World."

"The thing that I'm saying about Brooke is that there is misinformation. Okay? And she doesn't understand the history of psychiatry."

"And I think that there's a higher and better quality of life."

"I think that you should be a little bit more responsible in knowing what it is, because you communicate to people."

"Well, affectionately we call that weekend, Big Willie Weekend."

"There's certain ideas that I believe Barack stands for, that are fundamental, that the forefathers of this country wrote down on paper that we're all supposed to pay attention to and we're not supposed to ignore it."

"They finished the entire tour with a huge mistake which was blowing off the troops before coming home."

"We wasn't singing the ho in the back of the bus."

"To tell you it'll take more than one bullet to stop a movement."

"The story just seems to get bigger and bigger, and I'm just sorry about it."

"Or is he bisexual."

"But I am a bargain hunter!"

"Oh, by all means."

"What about the born again movement?"

"You know how, we all have different beliefs."

"I'm the boy in the plastic bubble."

"You're being a freak again, huh dad? Yeah, and uh? No, no, honey. Close the window. Hurry."

"Bernard Lewis is one of the most eminent scholars in the world on the subject, and we appreciate his clear-cut thinking on the matter."

"You know I've been around the track a few times."

"I think he obviously didn't hear my speech at the convention, because at the close was a beautiful story of a lovely lady holding a little a starving child in her arms and, uh, it was a call for a better world and one nation under God. I can't see how anybody says that was hateful. I don't know where he's coming."

"I have not been one who believed in this global warming, but I tell ya, they're making a convert out of me."

"And these, uh, blistering summers, they've broken heat records in a number of cities already this year. Broken records, all-time records!"

"Baby, I wanna live."

"Ah naming your baby Moses, Oh yaaaaaaaaa ahhhhhhh ahhhhhh ahhhhhhh!"

"I am a brand new artist all over again. It feels like I am back in 1999."

"To give your child a name, that is represents that culture, that represents the beauty of that culture. But what we're finding is that, um, resumes and certain things, there might be a certain name that's up for an office manager that might not get it because that person has some stereotypical prejudices that they ...

"The comparisons are so flattering and she's like been such a beautiful person, um, believing in me."

"I think because I'm born and raised in LA."

"The other day I did the Price is Right. I got to be a Barker Beauty."

"I wasn't born in the hospital. Mama didn't have insurance. I was born in the bed at house. I really do understand."

"I was born in the slum, but the slum was not born in me."

"I wouldn't describe John as at all bitter about the 2000 election."

"It was a blood curdling scream."

"That will bring down, by the way, the price of oil for when we do need to use it."

"We need to do what we can to bring those prices down."

"The fact that all the big three US automakers are getting hammered. Had we worked with them to adjust and retool to adapt to this market, we would not be losing as many jobs as we're losing right now."

"I can tell you it will probably be a disaster."

"I shall ask the Congress for the one remaining instrument to meet the crisis -- broad Executive power."

"We humbly ask the blessings of God."

"There is no blinking at the fact that our people, our territory, and our interests are in grave danger."

"And yet the same revolutionary beliefs for which our forebears fought are still at issue around the globe."

"So let us begin anew."

"Let both sides join in creating a new endeavor -- not a new balance of power, but a new world of law -- where the strong are just, and the weak secure, and the peace preserved."

"All this will not be finished in the first one hundred days. Nor will it be finished in the first one thousand days; nor in the life of this Administration; nor even perhaps in our lifetime on this planet. But let us begin."

"I, Barbara Jordan, am a keynote speaker."

"But tonight, here I am."

"They don't understand me. You know. He don't understand why his kids and his family just love Snoop Dogg, and he don't really get it. So instead of him trying to hold an interview with me to better understand me, he'd rather try to bash me in the media, you know what I'm saying? When he could just basically have...

"And the outcome that we all want to see is that we provide healthcare for everybody. That everyone has access to insurance and to healthcare, that it is affordable and that we really fix our broken system."

"You know it is very clear that because the delay of the budget, uh, everything has been pushed."

"We are a party of innovation. We do not reject our traditions, but we are willing to adapt to changing circumstances, when change we must. We are willing to suffer the discomfort of change in order to achieve a better future. We have a positive vision of the future founded on the belief that the gap between the pro...

"This, my friends, is the bedrock of our concept of governing."

"Let us heed the voice of the people and recognize their common sense. If we do not, we not only blaspheme our political heritage, we ignore the common ties that bind all Americans."

"We must restore our belief in ourselves."

"What we have to do is strike a balance between the idea that government should do everything and the idea, the belief, that government ought to do nothing. Strike a balance."

"I'm very happy where I am. If that's the choice, but I think I'm going to do well in this presidential contest over the next 180 days and I anticipate being the nominee."

"I can't speak for anyone before that. I didn't see Don Budge play."

"The people that I would put ahead of me would be Laver and Sampras."

"The best and only answer to a smear or to an honest misunderstanding of the facts is to tell the truth."

"No contributor to any of my campaigns, has ever received any consideration that he would not have received as an ordinary constituent. I just don't believe in that."

"The first way is to be a rich man."

"Be a rich man."

"I'll have to start early, I was born in 1913."

"And then, in 1940, probably the best thing that ever happened to me happened."

"I guess I'm entitled to a couple of battle stars."

"I was just there when the bombs were falling."

"The rent was 80 dollars a month. And we saved for the time that we could buy a house."

"Uh, I think, uh, obviously think he didn't hear my speech at the convention because it closed with a beautiful story of a lovely lady holding a little, uh, starving child in her arm. It was a call for a better world and one nation under God."

"There was a call, uh, for a better world and one nation under God."

"Satan, in Jesus' name, I bind you and the forces of evil."

"Be Gone!"

"Like it or not, big brother's on your case all the time."

"The kinds of things these days for identification to make sure you're not some bad guy with a bomb."

"Both my parents are a television, are a TV set."

"Before there was moviefone, there was my mom. And she'd say, hello thank you for calling Bedford Mall Cinemas 1,2,3, and 4, where all bargain matinees are only $2, Monday through Saturday."

"I saw these kids back there and they were yelling, they got bum seats, so?"

"No, it was a really big benefit, actually, cuz any time I had a question or a concern or something that I wanted to know about the movie or the character, I could just ask him, and that was a huge benefit, to be able to, to have the writer around."

"What he's prepared to do is break America's gridlock by honoring a bipartisan effort if that is the only to move us towards alternative and renewable fuels."

"The McCain campaign is to use Barack Obama's words raising the question is he a risky guy. But has nothing to do with his name or his skin color. It has to do with his lack of experience and bad judgment."

"I know John McCain. I've been with him for 20 years, private and public. This man does not have a bigoted bone in his body."

"All you gotta do is be courteous. That's all."

"Haven't seen the second one yet, I haven't seen the prequel. Um, I'm sure it's going to be better."

"I looked at both ads, I thought they were both pretty funny."

"He'll be successful in Iraq and bring our troops home in victory. Barack Obama won't."

"I think it's both ways Barack. I think he wants to have it both ways and uh…"

"That experience that we went through together, first of all made me a better father for my other children."

"Every time you fill your tank the oil companies fill their pockets. Now big oil is filling John McCain's campaign with $2 million dollars in contributions because instead of taxing their windfall profits to help drivers McCain wants to give them another 4 billion in tax breaks."

"I've bragged on Senator Obama hundreds of times."

"Well Stephen your guilty of being black while reporting."

"We've got to stop this outrageous squandering spending that causes us to have to borrow money from China."

"I think we are better off overall if you look at the entire 8 year period."

"I've already beaten everybody and, uh, for me to continue boxing, I would just be boxing for the money and it was something that I couldn't really spend 110% on."

"This afternoon we want to talk about 'The ballot or the bullet.' The ballot or the bullet explains itself."

"Right in the heart of Harlem - that's the black belt in New York City."

"It governs my personal life, my personal morals. And my religious philosophy is personal between me and the God in whom I believe; just as the religious philosophy of these others is between them and the God in whom they believe."

"It governs my personal life, my personal morals. And my religious philosophy is personal between me and the God in whom I believe; just as the religious philosophy of these others is between them and the God in whom they believe. And this is best this way."

"And this is best this way."

"My political, economic, and social philosophy is Black Nationalism."

"That if you and I are going to live in a black community, and that's where we're going to live."

"The economic philosophy of Black Nationalism only means that we should own and operate and control the economy of our community. You would never, you can?t open up a black store in a white community. White men won?t even patronize you. And he?s not wrong. He?s got sense enough to look out for himself."

"So you and I, even when we try and spend our money in the block where we live or the area where we live, we?re spending it with a man who, when the sun goes down, takes that basket full of money in another part of the town."

"Anytime you have to rely upon your enemy for a job, you?re in bad shape."

"You had to beg the top players to play."

"To be honest, it's not saying much, that, you know, I'm one of--that I consider myself to be better than the doubles players playing."

"I'd like to know what my involvement is, beyond being there four weeks a year."

"I came off the court and I, you know, after about five minutes, cause they started booing me."

"The ability to move to the net and get down and back up."

"In the Open in '90, I lost to some brash nobody named Sampras."

"And you know, I would've loved the chance to play, I never played Boris at Wimbledon."

"I don't believe that you should have children in order so that you can say, ok, I'm gonna be gone all the time."

"He was a great, great person for Bjorn."

"People knew--hey, you're the brat guy."

"Was the best year I ever spent."

"Believe it or not."

"It isn't easy to come before a nationwide audience and bare your life."

"But I want to say some things before I conclude that I think most of you will agree on."

"Believe me, we can."

“So I said something that some of you have heard, which is, all of us could get better gas mileage and save oil in the process just by keeping our tires inflated.”

“Senator McCain and the Republican National Committee, though, mocked the idea. They’ve been going around sending tire gauges to reporters, saying ‘Barack Obama’s Energy Plan.’ Well....”

"You don't want your child to be brainwashed by these radicals."

"Well, maybe well intentioned, but if it destroys our country and destroys our dollar and destroys our economy, what good is it going to do? And I think we're in the beginning stages of an unraveling financially of a bubble that's been developing for maybe 3 decades."

"Our dollars go down and interest rates go up basically when you look at credit cards and mortgages. And our economy keeps getting weaker and the banking system, is in danger."

If you get, uh, a dollar back and it's only worth 50 cents, half your debt was liquidated. And that's what they opt in for. But the real liquidation of debt out to be the people who made bad investments."

"Now they want you and I to bail them out, and so they can keep their homes."

"They are interested in a North American union. They'll push and they'll back off and, and then they'll try and move forward. And that's why I don't think they protect our borders."

"They would like to see our countries blended together."

"We have to build on what we were given. We have to advance in the stage we had a couple hundred years ago."

"And we have to present the case for limited government and, uh, a free society so that people can see it's in their best interest to support those views."